NIST Standard Deviant
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We love you
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Not to horny post too much on the internet or whatever but we need to be hurt by an older woman again or we may actually go insane
January 27, 2026 at 8:23 PM
Not to horny post too much on the internet or whatever but we need to be hurt by an older woman again or we may actually go insane
Impossible to describe the vibes in the twin cities right now. We drove for ten minutes and saw ten vigils, each averaging 8-10 people. Groups forming holding signs and candles. Everyone is angry. At work, people demand to know if we've seen ice.
January 25, 2026 at 1:33 AM
Impossible to describe the vibes in the twin cities right now. We drove for ten minutes and saw ten vigils, each averaging 8-10 people. Groups forming holding signs and candles. Everyone is angry. At work, people demand to know if we've seen ice.
Excuse us, can you please come over and hold us for a bit? Everything is getting a tad overwhelming
January 24, 2026 at 8:28 PM
Excuse us, can you please come over and hold us for a bit? Everything is getting a tad overwhelming
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“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
January 24, 2026 at 5:48 PM
“Everyone should be allowed to carry a gun for their safety but the government can murder you in the street if you have a gun” is an incredible endpoint for the conservative moment
Hey, excuse us, can we come over and grind on your thigh while you call us a good girl and scratch our scalp? No big deal if not
January 23, 2026 at 4:58 PM
Hey, excuse us, can we come over and grind on your thigh while you call us a good girl and scratch our scalp? No big deal if not
There comes a point while living through extreme civil unrest where therapy stops being helpful, we think. Partially because you don't think you can speak about what's on your mind any more but also partially because there's no amount of constructive thinking that will solve the material conditions.
January 22, 2026 at 3:55 PM
There comes a point while living through extreme civil unrest where therapy stops being helpful, we think. Partially because you don't think you can speak about what's on your mind any more but also partially because there's no amount of constructive thinking that will solve the material conditions.
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St Paul Parks and Rec really going through it
January 22, 2026 at 1:49 AM
St Paul Parks and Rec really going through it
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Hello new people! :D
I Photoshop memes and do game art and modding!
Hope you enjoy my dumb page!
I Photoshop memes and do game art and modding!
Hope you enjoy my dumb page!
January 21, 2026 at 2:30 AM
Hello new people! :D
I Photoshop memes and do game art and modding!
Hope you enjoy my dumb page!
I Photoshop memes and do game art and modding!
Hope you enjoy my dumb page!
A photo of our device...
January 20, 2026 at 2:29 AM
A photo of our device...
Child soldier maxxing
January 20, 2026 at 1:54 AM
Child soldier maxxing
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who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
January 19, 2026 at 11:48 PM
who the fuck WANTS their posts to go viral, have you ever had that actually happen? it's like getting a winning pull on a slot machine if wasps started pouring out the bottom instead of quarters
Funny toys...
January 20, 2026 at 12:38 AM
Funny toys...
We should buy a 5906 since it shares mags with one of our other guns. This is a good investment.
January 20, 2026 at 12:16 AM
We should buy a 5906 since it shares mags with one of our other guns. This is a good investment.
"hey Paige, check out what I did"
January 18, 2026 at 10:09 PM
"hey Paige, check out what I did"
Can we come over and cry in your lap (but in like a horny way)
January 18, 2026 at 7:30 PM
Can we come over and cry in your lap (but in like a horny way)
@minjilee.bsky.social our ads are telling us we have to become more Korean
January 18, 2026 at 6:20 AM
@minjilee.bsky.social our ads are telling us we have to become more Korean
Tinnitus so bad our vision went blurry,
January 18, 2026 at 6:07 AM
Tinnitus so bad our vision went blurry,
Finally back into maintaining thank god
January 18, 2026 at 6:00 AM
Finally back into maintaining thank god
Back at it, unfortunately
January 17, 2026 at 8:02 PM
Back at it, unfortunately
"Americans should be prepared to provide proof of citizenship" yeah alright this Glock 19 should suffice, right?
January 16, 2026 at 5:28 AM
"Americans should be prepared to provide proof of citizenship" yeah alright this Glock 19 should suffice, right?
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not to get political or anything but if a masked goon runs up on me and starts yelling to see my "papers", we promise you they're going to end up on a t-shirt
January 16, 2026 at 12:56 AM
not to get political or anything but if a masked goon runs up on me and starts yelling to see my "papers", we promise you they're going to end up on a t-shirt
We need it to be cycling season again soon or we're going to go insane
January 15, 2026 at 10:49 PM
We need it to be cycling season again soon or we're going to go insane
Thinking about setting up a single speed next year as a dedicated winter bike...
January 15, 2026 at 7:40 AM
Thinking about setting up a single speed next year as a dedicated winter bike...
Need to take some time off and just get treated like a small child for a bit
January 15, 2026 at 7:13 AM
Need to take some time off and just get treated like a small child for a bit