That carpet for a start

This is not unusual

Detecting bullshit is going to be such a vital skill until we destroy this technology for good.

Also recommend "Two Tribes", especially the video where Gorbachev and Reagan go toe to toe in a wrestling match

This year I learned that Eartha Kitt did a follow-up to Santa Baby called This Year's Santa Baby where she complains that all the stuff she got last year is falling apart, so she needs *new* stuff. Trenchant commentary on American consumerism; plus, the song ITSELF is an obvious cash grab. 10/10 🏆

Every single version of Santa Baby that I've ever heard is DISTURBINGLY horny, but the Kylie Minogue one is OFF THE CHARTS. I love Kylie Minogue, but she deserved prison. Has anyone EVER recorded a version that doesn't sound like they're actively salivating over Santa's cock, or is that not a thing?

As A Jew™️ who loves Christmas music but came to it late, here are what the genres feel like to me:
- A Magic Baby Was Born, And Now Everything Everywhere Is Perfect
- Holy Fucking Shit; Thank Fucking God It's Finally Christmas
- Do Me (It's Christmas)
- I Want To Fuck Santa

I read it for Walter the Wobot, and Max Normal, obv.

They certainly were. I saw John Allison at Thoughtbubble this year and we reminisced about a webcomics convention in 2009, when lots of the American creators came over to London because it was cheap, and we had Kate Beaton, Meredith Gran, and R Stevens.

All white, and a transparent plastic raincoat

Are you going to play All White Now?

Good point.

Absolutely. I should get one of those.

Check the Oval Office

Because that doesn't affect him. Why would he?

Yeah. Grr.

You think they're going to try and fix it?

I avoid by using text-only email, but yeah.

It's got legs