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Looks like a nice guy that builds model airplanes for fun
Also I had delicious tacos for dinner but I ate too much of the hot salsa and I have wasted the last hour and a half on the couch in a state of regerts.
February 8, 2026 at 3:37 AM
Team, where are we getting our wallets from these days? I’ve purchased two in the last 17 years and both of the companies no longer exist.
February 8, 2026 at 3:34 AM
Ok but one of my hyperlocal signal chats blew up into a series of pet photos from these people I’ve never met and don’t know where they live and have handles like “I hate snakes” or “slow ride” or “potatoes are great” or “big feet” today and like, what a charming moment.
January 31, 2026 at 3:09 AM
I have to turn my night time music up to be heard over the helicopters.

This is fucked up.
January 29, 2026 at 3:43 AM
Today we did not have running water and whew if I could catch a break for a moment that would be stellar.
January 29, 2026 at 3:05 AM
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It appears that this legend owns a little bookstore — and you can order books from him instead of Bezos. Link in next post.
Protester in Minneapolis just before disappearing in gas: "Fuck you! Stop. Damn! I'm 70 years old and I'm fuckin' angry!"
January 25, 2026 at 5:45 PM
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What's the plan, Chuck? I run a fake news website. You're the Senate Minority Leader. What's the plan?
ICE out of Minnesota NOW.
Breaking News: Federal law enforcement agents shot and killed a person in Minneapolis on Saturday morning, state and local officials said. Follow live updates.
January 24, 2026 at 7:11 PM
My furnace died on the coldest day in six years. My roommate started a fire in the fireplace without opening the flue. ICE hit a car and detained the driver in my neighborhood. ICE also killed another observer.

It’s not even noon
January 24, 2026 at 5:49 PM
This is absolutely made up garbage
January 23, 2026 at 1:53 AM
In response to getting my first project today (which is on fire, but “on fire” at sponsor speed is different than “on fire” at CRO or vendor speed), I have asked where I can find things like a contract or other docs on SP.

“No share point because I do my own stunts”

🫠🫠🫠🫠🫠
January 23, 2026 at 1:53 AM
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submitted to me: a photo of a border patrol agent retching and spitting after they gassed themselves by mueller park in minneapolis yesterday
January 22, 2026 at 5:10 PM
My new supervisor: Let’s get you a work phone. Let’s get you a corporate card. Do you want a walking pad? Let me send you the link for the one I have. Do you need anything else?

Me, former nonprofit employee: *Dives into pile of nice, new equipment like Scrooge mcduck*
January 21, 2026 at 4:46 PM
We discussed this today, in my first meeting with my new supervisor, who is of SE Asian descent.
Federal immigration agents forced open a door and detained a U.S. citizen in his Minnesota home at gunpoint without a warrant, then led him out onto the streets in his underwear in subfreezing conditions, according to his family and videos reviewed by The Associated Press.
US citizen says ICE removed him from his Minnesota home in his underwear after warrantless search
Federal immigration agents have detained a U.S. citizen in Minnesota at gunpoint without a warrant. That's according to ChongLy “Scott” Thao, who says agents forced open his door, entered with guns drawn and led him outside in his underwear in freezing conditions.
bit.ly
January 21, 2026 at 3:41 PM
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I feel like my local Bluesky followers have mostly seen these resources already, but if you have less-connected friends who are trying to figure out how to pitch in on our current community project, feel free to use this link:

naomikritzer.com/2026/01/19/h...
How to Help: Twin Cities Residents
This is a post for people in Minnesota. I’m going to do a separate post for the non-Minnesotans when I’m done with this one. (If you’re in a hurry you can go to Stand With Minneso…
naomikritzer.com
January 19, 2026 at 10:18 PM
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TWIN CITIES FOLKS WHO WANT TO HELP AND DON'T KNOW WHERE TO START: I put together a big list of resources. Do you want to deliver groceries? do people's laundry? work in community defense? I want to help you get connected!

naomikritzer.com/2026/01/19/h...
How to Help: Twin Cities Residents
This is a post for people in Minnesota. I’m going to do a separate post for the non-Minnesotans when I’m done with this one. (If you’re in a hurry you can go to Stand With Minneso…
naomikritzer.com
January 19, 2026 at 10:40 PM
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Justice Department reportedly issuing subpoenas to Walz, Frey, alleging they impeded law enforcement
Live: DOJ reportedly investigating Walz, Frey for obstructing federal law enforcement
The Department of Justice is reportedly sending subpoenas to Gov. Tim Walz and Minneapolis Mayor Jacob Frey.
bit.ly
January 17, 2026 at 12:34 AM
Went to the dentist at 7am because I lost a filling. Dental hygienist from Fridley talked about the three unmarked tinted SUVs in front of her neighbor’s house at 6:20am this morning. Her other direct neighbors are Hispanic or Latino and haven’t left in six days.

This is our lives right now.
January 15, 2026 at 2:52 PM
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A single federal agent with a long gun just walked through the crowd, slipped on the ice on his way under the police tape.

Dropped his loaded clip.
January 15, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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I just want it to be really clear, to people from out of the area, if they see pictures of fires in Minneapolis: THEY WERE STARTED BY ICE. NOT BY PROTESTERS. NOT BY RESIDENTS.
So not only are they shooting our citizens they are setting the city on fire. #MFD did respond. Someone get an Air Quality check in #Minneapolis with the volume of Flash Bangs & Chemical Irritants.
🚨BREAKING: Multiple fires have broken after ICE unleashed ANOTHER ONSLAUGHT of flash bang grenades and chemical gas at unarmed Minneapolis protesters in WAR-LIKE attack. LIVE NOW ⬇️
January 15, 2026 at 3:54 AM
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I really want ppl w/o Minneapolis connections to understand

You might've heard that Mpls public schools went hybrid bc so many families are in hiding. Well, a coworker just told me that today, during his kid's hybrid class, a kid's apt building was raided onscreen

*Everyone has stories like this*
January 13, 2026 at 6:06 PM
Joining the community patrols has been a really great way to feel like I’m doing something. I also love hearing what words people use to confirm a letter when reading for a plate check. It’ll be like “C as in Charlie, F as in Frank, R as in… … uhhh Rheumatoid” or “N as in… I don’t know, Nicaragua?”
January 13, 2026 at 10:59 PM
Pillar Forum has been right in the hotspot and deserves our community support. Also, this photo with City council pres Elliot Payne and Sen. Doron Clark absolutely looks like they’re in a Minnesota dad-aged punk band, which is fitting for Pillar Forum.
Audience members at the all-ages Minneapolis rock venue Pilllar Forum tussled with ICE agents on the street outside the club on Sunday — prompting that night’s show to be canceled.
Music fans say ICE agents pepper-sprayed them outside all-ages Minneapolis rock venue
Musicians and attendees said agents also hit some with batons during a gig Sunday at Pilllar Forum along Central Av. NE.
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January 13, 2026 at 2:39 AM
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The DOJ is more than three weeks late in delivering the Epstein Files. In those three weeks:

- Trump declared himself acting President of Venezuela
- ICE murdered a woman in Minnesota
- Trump is preparing an invasion of a NATO ally
- Trump initiated a criminal investigation of Fed Chair Powell
January 12, 2026 at 1:47 AM
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“Can I check a pulse?” yelled the bystander, standing across Portland Avenue from Renee Good’s lifeless body inside her crashed SUV, video footage of the exchange shows.

“No,” an agent replies. “Back up.”

“I’m a physician!”

“I don’t care.”
‘I’m a physician,’ he said. ‘Don’t care’ was the reply.
Bystander medical assistance was declined during the restraint-related death of George Floyd, and now after the shooting of Renee Good.
bit.ly
January 12, 2026 at 2:15 PM
So to wrap up today, I went to the back door to lock it and go to bed. Upon return to the kitchen I realized I had stepped in projectile cat vomit with both feet and then tracked it in two rooms.
January 9, 2026 at 3:18 AM