Santa Tod Sleighbells
@shaynetodslaughter.bsky.social
'Notebooks out, plagiarists!'
"A host of balding, bespectacled, slightly confused looking gentlemen milling about, peering vaguely at prices for exotic sounding ales that look more like Stock Exchange commodities tells me I'm in the right place"
#MD ANT
"A host of balding, bespectacled, slightly confused looking gentlemen milling about, peering vaguely at prices for exotic sounding ales that look more like Stock Exchange commodities tells me I'm in the right place"
#MD ANT
Just going through the archives. One for @jslovechild.bsky.social to peruse.
Got to love the optimism that the 'Bank Holiday crowds...' would 'flock' through the turnstiles for the Cup clash with those cobbling giants, Northampton Town. Even Tommy Steele cheering the Lions on! 🙂
Got to love the optimism that the 'Bank Holiday crowds...' would 'flock' through the turnstiles for the Cup clash with those cobbling giants, Northampton Town. Even Tommy Steele cheering the Lions on! 🙂
December 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
Just going through the archives. One for @jslovechild.bsky.social to peruse.
Got to love the optimism that the 'Bank Holiday crowds...' would 'flock' through the turnstiles for the Cup clash with those cobbling giants, Northampton Town. Even Tommy Steele cheering the Lions on! 🙂
Got to love the optimism that the 'Bank Holiday crowds...' would 'flock' through the turnstiles for the Cup clash with those cobbling giants, Northampton Town. Even Tommy Steele cheering the Lions on! 🙂
Yeah, me too!
December 15, 2025 at 3:00 PM
Yeah, me too!
Prime Minister Farage
December 9, 2025 at 11:58 AM
Prime Minister Farage
Scala soiree no3: Heartworms
Ms Orme enters the stage and begins with some silhouetted tai chi moves to heavy drum/bass/synth/guitar accompaniment. Loudest gig I've attended in a while. "Turn it up!" shouted a non-Shayne crowd wit. Good stuff, it has to be said 👍
Ms Orme enters the stage and begins with some silhouetted tai chi moves to heavy drum/bass/synth/guitar accompaniment. Loudest gig I've attended in a while. "Turn it up!" shouted a non-Shayne crowd wit. Good stuff, it has to be said 👍
December 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Scala soiree no3: Heartworms
Ms Orme enters the stage and begins with some silhouetted tai chi moves to heavy drum/bass/synth/guitar accompaniment. Loudest gig I've attended in a while. "Turn it up!" shouted a non-Shayne crowd wit. Good stuff, it has to be said 👍
Ms Orme enters the stage and begins with some silhouetted tai chi moves to heavy drum/bass/synth/guitar accompaniment. Loudest gig I've attended in a while. "Turn it up!" shouted a non-Shayne crowd wit. Good stuff, it has to be said 👍
Scala evening pt the 2nd: The Jacques.
Good spoof intensive tuning of a purdy green Strat for about 10 mins before stagetime, only to drop it and play an even purdier white guitar with extra shiny buttons. Made me laugh, anyway 🙂
Good spoof intensive tuning of a purdy green Strat for about 10 mins before stagetime, only to drop it and play an even purdier white guitar with extra shiny buttons. Made me laugh, anyway 🙂
December 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Scala evening pt the 2nd: The Jacques.
Good spoof intensive tuning of a purdy green Strat for about 10 mins before stagetime, only to drop it and play an even purdier white guitar with extra shiny buttons. Made me laugh, anyway 🙂
Good spoof intensive tuning of a purdy green Strat for about 10 mins before stagetime, only to drop it and play an even purdier white guitar with extra shiny buttons. Made me laugh, anyway 🙂
Evening all. Back from The Scala.
1st up: Funhaus
Make a good racket but, if you're going to wear a lumberjack shirt & baggy cargo pants combo, don't keep proffering us your unsightly backside. Not a good look...😕
1st up: Funhaus
Make a good racket but, if you're going to wear a lumberjack shirt & baggy cargo pants combo, don't keep proffering us your unsightly backside. Not a good look...😕
December 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
Evening all. Back from The Scala.
1st up: Funhaus
Make a good racket but, if you're going to wear a lumberjack shirt & baggy cargo pants combo, don't keep proffering us your unsightly backside. Not a good look...😕
1st up: Funhaus
Make a good racket but, if you're going to wear a lumberjack shirt & baggy cargo pants combo, don't keep proffering us your unsightly backside. Not a good look...😕
No. Absolutely not. No way. Never. Why do you ask?! 🤔
(Guess which one's me...🙂)
(Guess which one's me...🙂)
November 29, 2025 at 10:51 PM
No. Absolutely not. No way. Never. Why do you ask?! 🤔
(Guess which one's me...🙂)
(Guess which one's me...🙂)
Not everybody would, but the iconic picture of Best featured on the lp as shown here 🙂
November 27, 2025 at 11:51 PM
Not everybody would, but the iconic picture of Best featured on the lp as shown here 🙂
Cats: Counterintuitive is their only setting 🙂
Thanks Joe. I miss my cat dreadfully (called Dee Dee, not Dreadfully, obvs) and this has made me happy and sad at the same time.
Dee Dee
Thanks Joe. I miss my cat dreadfully (called Dee Dee, not Dreadfully, obvs) and this has made me happy and sad at the same time.
Dee Dee
November 20, 2025 at 12:54 PM
Cats: Counterintuitive is their only setting 🙂
Thanks Joe. I miss my cat dreadfully (called Dee Dee, not Dreadfully, obvs) and this has made me happy and sad at the same time.
Dee Dee
Thanks Joe. I miss my cat dreadfully (called Dee Dee, not Dreadfully, obvs) and this has made me happy and sad at the same time.
Dee Dee
Exactly!
November 20, 2025 at 10:46 AM
Exactly!
"Where's your fucking Poppy?"
November 8, 2025 at 9:12 PM
"Where's your fucking Poppy?"
#FallFriday
Black cat season
'All that is fantastic leagues against me
The fantastic is in league against me
Tin can rattle on the path
The bestial greed is on the attack
The cat black runs round the tree...'
youtu.be/NYrhq53SkRQ?...
Black cat season
'All that is fantastic leagues against me
The fantastic is in league against me
Tin can rattle on the path
The bestial greed is on the attack
The cat black runs round the tree...'
youtu.be/NYrhq53SkRQ?...
October 31, 2025 at 6:36 AM
#FallFriday
Black cat season
'All that is fantastic leagues against me
The fantastic is in league against me
Tin can rattle on the path
The bestial greed is on the attack
The cat black runs round the tree...'
youtu.be/NYrhq53SkRQ?...
Black cat season
'All that is fantastic leagues against me
The fantastic is in league against me
Tin can rattle on the path
The bestial greed is on the attack
The cat black runs round the tree...'
youtu.be/NYrhq53SkRQ?...
We have a Garden Buddha, seen here in another life. Ie, Catford rather than West Wickham.
October 30, 2025 at 3:23 PM
We have a Garden Buddha, seen here in another life. Ie, Catford rather than West Wickham.
A better than good evening at the ever excellent Lexington tonight, viewing that rarest of birds, the nesting Swell Maps. Man, they were good and, erm...danceable! New stuff was getting there, old stuff was exactly what I wanted. And spoke (briefly) to @davidlancecallahan.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
A better than good evening at the ever excellent Lexington tonight, viewing that rarest of birds, the nesting Swell Maps. Man, they were good and, erm...danceable! New stuff was getting there, old stuff was exactly what I wanted. And spoke (briefly) to @davidlancecallahan.bsky.social
Beauty is what it is.
Either that, or she's giving the sarcophagus salesman severe sarcasm. Try saying that after several Guinness.
One of several of my pre-gig liveners tonight 🍺🙂
Either that, or she's giving the sarcophagus salesman severe sarcasm. Try saying that after several Guinness.
One of several of my pre-gig liveners tonight 🍺🙂
October 24, 2025 at 7:28 PM
Beauty is what it is.
Either that, or she's giving the sarcophagus salesman severe sarcasm. Try saying that after several Guinness.
One of several of my pre-gig liveners tonight 🍺🙂
Either that, or she's giving the sarcophagus salesman severe sarcasm. Try saying that after several Guinness.
One of several of my pre-gig liveners tonight 🍺🙂
This isn't him, but looks very much like him. We tried to buy him the same jacket, but they'd sold out...
October 22, 2025 at 8:29 PM
This isn't him, but looks very much like him. We tried to buy him the same jacket, but they'd sold out...
Extra lap time required for poor Cassie. Hope Olly learns some manners before he causes serious damage. He may need neutering, as that normally calms them down. But not always...see our former resident bruiser & cat-bouncer, Gizmo, below. He loved girls, but hated everything else!
October 22, 2025 at 7:55 PM
Extra lap time required for poor Cassie. Hope Olly learns some manners before he causes serious damage. He may need neutering, as that normally calms them down. But not always...see our former resident bruiser & cat-bouncer, Gizmo, below. He loved girls, but hated everything else!
#FallFriday
Head still full of recent visit to the city of York, and the start of the Witching Season:
"Infest my home at night
They are not alright
Ten times my age
One tenth my height
Our city hobgoblins
Our city hobgoblins..."
youtu.be/s13YC7RsimE?...
Head still full of recent visit to the city of York, and the start of the Witching Season:
"Infest my home at night
They are not alright
Ten times my age
One tenth my height
Our city hobgoblins
Our city hobgoblins..."
youtu.be/s13YC7RsimE?...
October 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM
#FallFriday
Head still full of recent visit to the city of York, and the start of the Witching Season:
"Infest my home at night
They are not alright
Ten times my age
One tenth my height
Our city hobgoblins
Our city hobgoblins..."
youtu.be/s13YC7RsimE?...
Head still full of recent visit to the city of York, and the start of the Witching Season:
"Infest my home at night
They are not alright
Ten times my age
One tenth my height
Our city hobgoblins
Our city hobgoblins..."
youtu.be/s13YC7RsimE?...
Great actor.
After appearing in The Producers as Lorenzo St DuBois, he married Deirdre before running a few South American banana republics.
Good to see he's doing well for himself 👍
After appearing in The Producers as Lorenzo St DuBois, he married Deirdre before running a few South American banana republics.
Good to see he's doing well for himself 👍
October 16, 2025 at 8:13 AM
Great actor.
After appearing in The Producers as Lorenzo St DuBois, he married Deirdre before running a few South American banana republics.
Good to see he's doing well for himself 👍
After appearing in The Producers as Lorenzo St DuBois, he married Deirdre before running a few South American banana republics.
Good to see he's doing well for himself 👍
We share a car park with Wickes. Odd what people rock up in/on to pick up their sand, cement, and ironmongery 🙄
September 21, 2025 at 5:40 PM
We share a car park with Wickes. Odd what people rock up in/on to pick up their sand, cement, and ironmongery 🙄
My business is next door to a branch of Wickes. Odd what people rock up in/on to pick up their cement, plaster & ironmongery...🙄
September 21, 2025 at 5:31 PM
My business is next door to a branch of Wickes. Odd what people rock up in/on to pick up their cement, plaster & ironmongery...🙄
The festival flyer is on the 'Net. Clint Eastwood & General Saint were great, too. Still don't remember Hazel 😕
Here:
Here:
September 11, 2025 at 8:00 AM
The festival flyer is on the 'Net. Clint Eastwood & General Saint were great, too. Still don't remember Hazel 😕
Here:
Here:
Bromley v Wycombe Wanderers
Goal early doors 0-1 😕
Goal early doors 0-1 😕
August 26, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Bromley v Wycombe Wanderers
Goal early doors 0-1 😕
Goal early doors 0-1 😕
#FallFriday
Off to a knot-tying celebration in sunny Chesterfield. Bonus photos of the groom with his aunt and uncle taken 36yrs ago this weekend. Ah, bless! 🙂
"Champagne hip hip hooray
Thank you folks for coming today..."
youtu.be/1Y9ZRMs-qkQ?...
Off to a knot-tying celebration in sunny Chesterfield. Bonus photos of the groom with his aunt and uncle taken 36yrs ago this weekend. Ah, bless! 🙂
"Champagne hip hip hooray
Thank you folks for coming today..."
youtu.be/1Y9ZRMs-qkQ?...
August 22, 2025 at 7:29 AM
#FallFriday
Off to a knot-tying celebration in sunny Chesterfield. Bonus photos of the groom with his aunt and uncle taken 36yrs ago this weekend. Ah, bless! 🙂
"Champagne hip hip hooray
Thank you folks for coming today..."
youtu.be/1Y9ZRMs-qkQ?...
Off to a knot-tying celebration in sunny Chesterfield. Bonus photos of the groom with his aunt and uncle taken 36yrs ago this weekend. Ah, bless! 🙂
"Champagne hip hip hooray
Thank you folks for coming today..."
youtu.be/1Y9ZRMs-qkQ?...
Needs boots and a hat 🤔
August 21, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Needs boots and a hat 🤔