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'Notebooks out, plagiarists!'

"A host of balding, bespectacled, slightly confused looking gentlemen milling about, peering vaguely at prices for exotic sounding ales that look more like Stock Exchange commodities tells me I'm in the right place"

#MD ANT
#PavementThursday

Courtesy Winter.

"It's late winter, let's sink the ship, Mix our blood, just the tip
A crip is sleeping on the basement stairs
Oh, I know he's there
Oh, I know he's there
We are underused
We are underused, yeah..."

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We Are Underused
YouTube video by Pavement - Topic
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December 18, 2025 at 7:09 AM
Just going through the archives. One for @jslovechild.bsky.social to peruse.

Got to love the optimism that the 'Bank Holiday crowds...' would 'flock' through the turnstiles for the Cup clash with those cobbling giants, Northampton Town. Even Tommy Steele cheering the Lions on! 🙂
December 16, 2025 at 4:37 PM
#FallFriday

Pre-Xmas meds received. Hopeful of using less than ness.

"And Pierce Brosnan how dare you prescribe
Sad grief and bed wet pills?
Good grief bed wet
Sad grief bed wet
Pills..."

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Dedication Not Medication, taken from Sub-Lingual Tablet (2015)
YouTube video by The Fall
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December 12, 2025 at 11:03 AM
Scala soiree no3: Heartworms

Ms Orme enters the stage and begins with some silhouetted tai chi moves to heavy drum/bass/synth/guitar accompaniment. Loudest gig I've attended in a while. "Turn it up!" shouted a non-Shayne crowd wit. Good stuff, it has to be said 👍
December 8, 2025 at 11:47 PM
Scala evening pt the 2nd: The Jacques.

Good spoof intensive tuning of a purdy green Strat for about 10 mins before stagetime, only to drop it and play an even purdier white guitar with extra shiny buttons. Made me laugh, anyway 🙂
December 8, 2025 at 11:40 PM
Evening all. Back from The Scala.

1st up: Funhaus

Make a good racket but, if you're going to wear a lumberjack shirt & baggy cargo pants combo, don't keep proffering us your unsightly backside. Not a good look...😕
December 8, 2025 at 11:35 PM
At The Scala tonight for Heartworms.

Looking at the cloakroom and wondering:

Does anyone actually wear a cloak to gigs nowadays and should I? 🤔

And if I were to do so, then people would point at me, all elegant and shit, and say:

"Look at that fucking idiot!"

And they'd be right...
a man in a suit and tie sitting at a table
ALT: a man in a suit and tie sitting at a table
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December 8, 2025 at 7:50 PM
#FallFriday

Here comes your weekend. Me, I've got work to do! 🙂

"In Britain the scream of electric pumps in a renovated pub
Your stomach swells up before you get drunk
Don't call me, Peter, I can't go
Salem's just up the road
I've got work to do...#

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The Fall "New Puritan"
YouTube video by fidale rebbec
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December 5, 2025 at 7:31 AM
#PavementThursday

Just arranged final clipping of the year for next week, so Shayne looks marginally less hideous during Crimblemas 🙄

Hence:

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Pavement - Cut Your Hair (Official Video)
YouTube video by Pavement
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December 4, 2025 at 11:57 AM
#PavementThursday

Following on from yesterday's dental appointment...

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In The Mouth A Desert
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November 27, 2025 at 2:41 PM
#PavementThursday

Been listening to a lot of *Punktry & Western* recently. This would be a fair example.

"I can't sing it strong enough
'Cause that kind of strength I just don't have
If you watch the light change
Don't hold them hanging..."

*Dunno if this phrase exists

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Zürich Is Stained
YouTube video by Pavement - Topic
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November 20, 2025 at 7:25 AM
#FallFriday

Been under the doctor this week. No good news. And everything hurts...🙄

"I've been pursuing the fuel too long
Got a big fat pain in my chest bone
Got an empty pocketbook
Got a big fat no no in my chequebook
And everything hurts..."

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The Fall - Everything Hurtz (1992)
YouTube video by antippasti
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November 14, 2025 at 6:46 AM
#PavementThursday

With the weekend approaching, one for all you flat-pack fitting freaks! 🙂

"And we all know that by staying here
It will be a good high this year
So what's the use of staying there
If you've got no use for time..."

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Pavement - Date With Ikea
YouTube video by WeezerFan4Ever
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November 6, 2025 at 9:43 AM
#FallFriday

Black cat season

'All that is fantastic leagues against me
The fantastic is in league against me
Tin can rattle on the path
The bestial greed is on the attack
The cat black runs round the tree...'

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October 31, 2025 at 6:36 AM
#PavementThursday

Encouraged by the earlier post by @dirty-old-goon.bsky.social that contained the line:

'What about the voice of Geddy Lee?', I went a different, but similar, way...(some of you may see wot I have done, here 🙂)

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Pavement - Rattled By The Rush (Official Video)
YouTube video by Pavement
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October 30, 2025 at 3:12 PM
A better than good evening at the ever excellent Lexington tonight, viewing that rarest of birds, the nesting Swell Maps. Man, they were good and, erm...danceable! New stuff was getting there, old stuff was exactly what I wanted. And spoke (briefly) to @davidlancecallahan.bsky.social
October 24, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Off to Londonville to view what remains of Swell Maps.

🤔

Sounds like I'm off to see ancient ruins...but that's next week!! Boom, tish, etc 🙄

(Apologies to Jowe Head, @davidlancecallahan.bsky.social etc for low-grade jests)
October 24, 2025 at 6:18 PM
#FallFriday

Seasonal Fall Friday time.

"I really only came back to meet Paul McCartney..."

Skin Mummy!

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The Fall - I'm A Mummy
YouTube video by Contraflow
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October 24, 2025 at 5:55 AM
#PavementThursday

Smokin' bones...

"Watch out for the gypsy children in electric dresses, they're insane
I hear they live in crematoriums and smoke your remains
You are the light, the calm in the day
You are the light, the calm in the day..."

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You Are a Light
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October 23, 2025 at 4:19 PM
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#spéirghorm
It's all just so frustrating and predictable, isn't it? For years people have been warning of the far right rising in Ireland and we've been laughed at and dismissed by the media and the government. In turn, the govt. have not acted, have treated right wing agitators with kid gloves.
October 22, 2025 at 10:47 AM
#FallFriday

Head still full of recent visit to the city of York, and the start of the Witching Season:

"Infest my home at night
They are not alright
Ten times my age
One tenth my height

Our city hobgoblins
Our city hobgoblins..."

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October 17, 2025 at 7:51 AM
#PavementThursday

War, whatever Forest Trump says, continues...

"Got struck by the first volley
Of the war in the corps
Never held my service
Send 'em a wire
Give 'em my best
This ammunition never rests
No one serves coffee
No one wakes up..."

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Stop Breathin
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October 16, 2025 at 5:14 AM
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October 12, 2025 at 8:45 AM
#PavementThursday

Malkmus at maximum mysterioso! I admit to being slightly obsessed with this song upon purchase 🙄

"Fun for an hour when the hour's gone
Can one trick nights feed 40 days?
In my bed at the break of dawn
She shivered like a vein slashed bright and new..."

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Perfume-V
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October 9, 2025 at 5:12 AM
#PavementThursday

Arranging death! 😬

"I can see the lines open shutters
And the leaves flocked on a grid
That's what they made my hero say
But nothing gets me off so completely
Then, when you put it down
Ten feet down in the ground
Call it response
Negative home..."

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Stop Breathin
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October 2, 2025 at 8:05 PM