Shaxbert 🔞
@shaxbert.bsky.social
My art is frequently NSFW, sometimes NSFLife. He/Him.
Welcome back, and happy birthday! Kind of Bluesky to gift you an offline vacation in exchange for telling the truth!
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
Welcome back, and happy birthday! Kind of Bluesky to gift you an offline vacation in exchange for telling the truth!
Gotta love the autumn season
Gotta hate how it is simultaneously the A Bunch Of Assholes Show Up At 7AM Every Other Day With Gas-Powered Leaf Blowers season
Gotta hate how it is simultaneously the A Bunch Of Assholes Show Up At 7AM Every Other Day With Gas-Powered Leaf Blowers season
November 20, 2025 at 12:22 AM
Gotta love the autumn season
Gotta hate how it is simultaneously the A Bunch Of Assholes Show Up At 7AM Every Other Day With Gas-Powered Leaf Blowers season
Gotta hate how it is simultaneously the A Bunch Of Assholes Show Up At 7AM Every Other Day With Gas-Powered Leaf Blowers season
The tech stock market has always been sports for the worst people on the Internet
November 19, 2025 at 7:59 PM
The tech stock market has always been sports for the worst people on the Internet
Don't know if it's from this same episode, but "MULTIBALL! MULTIBALL! BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!" is one of my top 5 Futurama jokes
November 19, 2025 at 7:04 PM
Don't know if it's from this same episode, but "MULTIBALL! MULTIBALL! BLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURN!" is one of my top 5 Futurama jokes
Oop, forgot a tiny but crucial detail: eye shinies.
November 19, 2025 at 5:26 PM
Oop, forgot a tiny but crucial detail: eye shinies.
It definitely isn't my personal thing, but darned if my favorite track on an album of bangers isn't the one for the hot AB/DL lady
youtu.be/svLANr5K5ZM
youtu.be/svLANr5K5ZM
Bust a Groove - Kelly (Transform)
YouTube video by XxXRockmanticOXxX
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 10:59 PM
It definitely isn't my personal thing, but darned if my favorite track on an album of bangers isn't the one for the hot AB/DL lady
youtu.be/svLANr5K5ZM
youtu.be/svLANr5K5ZM
...Probably both Mighty Switch Force soundtracks to be honest, but especially:
Mighty Switch Force 2 OST - Track 12 - Rainbow Love Zone
YouTube video by IroncladAlt
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 10:52 PM
...Probably both Mighty Switch Force soundtracks to be honest, but especially:
Also:
Bust a Groove - I know (Extended Version)
YouTube video by RhythmAndMusic
youtu.be
November 18, 2025 at 10:38 PM
Also:
Oh, it's spinning clockwise; you've got a manji there, friend!
a close up of a pair of glasses with a yellow object in the background
ALT: a close up of a pair of glasses with a yellow object in the background
media.tenor.com
November 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Oh, it's spinning clockwise; you've got a manji there, friend!
(Great episode, by the way! I am *ridiculously* jealous of you MagFest folk; might need to look into a 2027 ticket)
November 17, 2025 at 11:58 PM
(Great episode, by the way! I am *ridiculously* jealous of you MagFest folk; might need to look into a 2027 ticket)
Look, I'm hydrating, but it ain't helping
November 17, 2025 at 6:50 PM
Look, I'm hydrating, but it ain't helping
With just a smidgen of context, I've become thoroughly comfortable with not knowing about them, myself
November 17, 2025 at 6:49 PM
With just a smidgen of context, I've become thoroughly comfortable with not knowing about them, myself
Gotta find a better option for white; the gel pen is too blobby, the colored pencil barely shows up
November 17, 2025 at 6:33 PM
Gotta find a better option for white; the gel pen is too blobby, the colored pencil barely shows up