Shaxbert 🔞
@shaxbert.bsky.social
My art is frequently NSFW, sometimes NSFLife. He/Him.
Can't distinguish between Khaki, Sailcloth, Antique White and Light Taupe?
Problematic beige gap
Problematic beige gap
Can’t pronounce the French word for beach correctly?
Problematic plage gap
Problematic plage gap
Your entire muscle memory when you pick up the controller is only based on Liu Kang, Scorpion, Raiden, and Sub-Zero?
Problematic Cage gap.
Problematic Cage gap.
November 20, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Can't distinguish between Khaki, Sailcloth, Antique White and Light Taupe?
Problematic beige gap
Problematic beige gap
Wake me up when it's 21st Century Schizoid Men's Day
November 19, 2025 at 9:37 PM
Wake me up when it's 21st Century Schizoid Men's Day
....No way that's going in. Scoots has the Reverse Dunk attitude down; now she just needs to work on her vertical.
November 19, 2025 at 8:35 PM
....No way that's going in. Scoots has the Reverse Dunk attitude down; now she just needs to work on her vertical.
Incidentally: rest assured, the lights are on at the Smut Factory and I'm hoping to have something done by the end of the month! I haven't transitioned to a 100% SFW doodle blog, I promise!
Glad to see y'all are enjoying these goofy horsegirls sketches, though!
Glad to see y'all are enjoying these goofy horsegirls sketches, though!
November 19, 2025 at 7:09 PM
Incidentally: rest assured, the lights are on at the Smut Factory and I'm hoping to have something done by the end of the month! I haven't transitioned to a 100% SFW doodle blog, I promise!
Glad to see y'all are enjoying these goofy horsegirls sketches, though!
Glad to see y'all are enjoying these goofy horsegirls sketches, though!
November 18, 2025 at 10:29 PM
Well hell, started on today's sketch, and then multiple systems simultaneously took a shit at work. I'll have to wrap it up tomorrow!
November 18, 2025 at 9:04 PM
Well hell, started on today's sketch, and then multiple systems simultaneously took a shit at work. I'll have to wrap it up tomorrow!
Basically what I'm hearing is "Don't invite your Fox News relatives to Christmas," and damn, way ahead of you THERE, friend
Fox guest on how to save money during the holidays:
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
"Remember, adults don't need gifts. Focus on the people in your life who are aged 3 to 18. Grandma doesn't need slippers. If they don't live by you, don't get them a gift."
November 18, 2025 at 12:14 AM
Basically what I'm hearing is "Don't invite your Fox News relatives to Christmas," and damn, way ahead of you THERE, friend
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
November 17, 2025 at 7:12 PM
your last saved meme is your moral philosophy
Spoiler: it didn't!
Cozy beverages done; up next: sports, maybe?
Cozy beverages done; up next: sports, maybe?
November 17, 2025 at 5:55 PM
Spoiler: it didn't!
Cozy beverages done; up next: sports, maybe?
Cozy beverages done; up next: sports, maybe?
On the subject of fuckin' wild:
Fuckin' wild how I can go for a month without having to share my office with a technician until the moment I decide I'm gonna try doing a daily sketch, at which time I suddenly have what appears to be a permanent office-mate for the foreseeable future
Fuckin' wild how I can go for a month without having to share my office with a technician until the moment I decide I'm gonna try doing a daily sketch, at which time I suddenly have what appears to be a permanent office-mate for the foreseeable future
November 17, 2025 at 1:54 PM
On the subject of fuckin' wild:
Fuckin' wild how I can go for a month without having to share my office with a technician until the moment I decide I'm gonna try doing a daily sketch, at which time I suddenly have what appears to be a permanent office-mate for the foreseeable future
Fuckin' wild how I can go for a month without having to share my office with a technician until the moment I decide I'm gonna try doing a daily sketch, at which time I suddenly have what appears to be a permanent office-mate for the foreseeable future
Fuckin' wild how often I continue to identify with this 100-year-old comic
"Shax is nice but he's kinda quiet, keeps to himself at work, never bullshits with da boys" no MF your guy is THINKING ABOUT THINGS, I literally do not know how to turn my brain off
"Shax is nice but he's kinda quiet, keeps to himself at work, never bullshits with da boys" no MF your guy is THINKING ABOUT THINGS, I literally do not know how to turn my brain off
November 17, 2025 at 11:04 AM
Fuckin' wild how often I continue to identify with this 100-year-old comic
"Shax is nice but he's kinda quiet, keeps to himself at work, never bullshits with da boys" no MF your guy is THINKING ABOUT THINGS, I literally do not know how to turn my brain off
"Shax is nice but he's kinda quiet, keeps to himself at work, never bullshits with da boys" no MF your guy is THINKING ABOUT THINGS, I literally do not know how to turn my brain off
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-I need to get on the CyberWeb
-I need to get away from the CyberWeb
-He's just one burned-out vet. What chance does he have against my ninjas?
-Is this Art?
-My "wife" took our "kid" to the "bathroom," I'm NOT here by myself, that'd be weird huh haha 😅
-I need to get on the CyberWeb
-I need to get away from the CyberWeb
-He's just one burned-out vet. What chance does he have against my ninjas?
-Is this Art?
-My "wife" took our "kid" to the "bathroom," I'm NOT here by myself, that'd be weird huh haha 😅
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-Two girls bond over evil
-Art drives people insane
-Australia is weird
-Everybody who died shows up at the end as ghosts and makes you cry
-Repo Man
-Two girls bond over evil
-Art drives people insane
-Australia is weird
-Everybody who died shows up at the end as ghosts and makes you cry
-Repo Man
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-"I got it, we'll *pretend* to be married! What could go wrong?"
-Englishmen being weird
-Ship hunted by submarine
-Submarine hunted by ship
-Submarine hunted by other submarine
(The first two can be improved by the addition of a submarine.)
-"I got it, we'll *pretend* to be married! What could go wrong?"
-Englishmen being weird
-Ship hunted by submarine
-Submarine hunted by ship
-Submarine hunted by other submarine
(The first two can be improved by the addition of a submarine.)
November 17, 2025 at 1:22 AM
What are your top 5 movie genres? Mine are:
-I need to get on the CyberWeb
-I need to get away from the CyberWeb
-He's just one burned-out vet. What chance does he have against my ninjas?
-Is this Art?
-My "wife" took our "kid" to the "bathroom," I'm NOT here by myself, that'd be weird huh haha 😅
-I need to get on the CyberWeb
-I need to get away from the CyberWeb
-He's just one burned-out vet. What chance does he have against my ninjas?
-Is this Art?
-My "wife" took our "kid" to the "bathroom," I'm NOT here by myself, that'd be weird huh haha 😅
It's cool, I guess sometimes a body just *needs* a weekend where they do nothing but sleep and play Skyrim
Have I even had a shower since Friday? I'm honestly not sure
Have I even had a shower since Friday? I'm honestly not sure
November 17, 2025 at 1:10 AM
It's cool, I guess sometimes a body just *needs* a weekend where they do nothing but sleep and play Skyrim
Have I even had a shower since Friday? I'm honestly not sure
Have I even had a shower since Friday? I'm honestly not sure
Solid Special Thanks segment of these credits
November 16, 2025 at 5:15 AM
Solid Special Thanks segment of these credits
Reposted by Shaxbert 🔞
Reposted by Shaxbert 🔞
This. I might draw a questionable Equestria Girl picture from time to time, but I can't fully articulate how furious I am that the Global Pedophile Cabal conspiracy is coming true before our very eyes, and the ones who were propagating it are now rushing to defend the perpetrators.
It’s kind of telling how most NSFW artists & writers who have made ageplay type stuff in their work would strangle a real life pedophile in the street until they stopped twitching but politicians touting porn-censorship bills will sit there and claim 15-year-olds are adults.
November 15, 2025 at 9:44 PM
This. I might draw a questionable Equestria Girl picture from time to time, but I can't fully articulate how furious I am that the Global Pedophile Cabal conspiracy is coming true before our very eyes, and the ones who were propagating it are now rushing to defend the perpetrators.
November 15, 2025 at 9:31 PM
In many ways, I wonder if I wouldn't be more suited to writing than to drawing. The way I get into a drawing mood is:
1) Wake up at 3AM with an idea, or
2) Start doing something else that will keep me too occupied to pick up a pencil for at least 6~8 hours
1) Wake up at 3AM with an idea, or
2) Start doing something else that will keep me too occupied to pick up a pencil for at least 6~8 hours
With me, it’s the following:
1) Have a vague outline for a story/chapter idea with the sex scene you want to happen all ready. (Post it Notes are fine.)
2) Have a good breakfast/lunch & no pressing obligations for the next few hours. (Like a weekend.)
(Cont.)
1) Have a vague outline for a story/chapter idea with the sex scene you want to happen all ready. (Post it Notes are fine.)
2) Have a good breakfast/lunch & no pressing obligations for the next few hours. (Like a weekend.)
(Cont.)
Do you have a particular way or setup to get into a writing mood, or does inspiration just come to you on its own?
November 15, 2025 at 10:39 AM
In many ways, I wonder if I wouldn't be more suited to writing than to drawing. The way I get into a drawing mood is:
1) Wake up at 3AM with an idea, or
2) Start doing something else that will keep me too occupied to pick up a pencil for at least 6~8 hours
1) Wake up at 3AM with an idea, or
2) Start doing something else that will keep me too occupied to pick up a pencil for at least 6~8 hours
Awww yeah, it's the girls
November 15, 2025 at 5:11 AM
Awww yeah, it's the girls
I am, in fact, ready to FPGA
(Had one o' these preordered along with the SuperDock; can't wait)
(Had one o' these preordered along with the SuperDock; can't wait)
Hi
November 15, 2025 at 4:27 AM
I am, in fact, ready to FPGA
(Had one o' these preordered along with the SuperDock; can't wait)
(Had one o' these preordered along with the SuperDock; can't wait)
Hell, it's dead at work, let's do another one
November 14, 2025 at 7:43 PM
Hell, it's dead at work, let's do another one
I can understand why; suggesting such a thing encourages a dangerous misuse of a perfectly good wood chipper that could harm both the machine and the operator. You really want something like an industrial meat grinder or carcass shredder for that application
patton oswalt has been suspended from bluesky for saying that megyn kelly should be fed to a woodchipper for justifying the sexual abuse of minors
November 14, 2025 at 6:15 PM
I can understand why; suggesting such a thing encourages a dangerous misuse of a perfectly good wood chipper that could harm both the machine and the operator. You really want something like an industrial meat grinder or carcass shredder for that application
However I tie some poor sucker up, it's always more fun to throw in a friend or two. Or six!
November 14, 2025 at 4:15 PM
However I tie some poor sucker up, it's always more fun to throw in a friend or two. Or six!