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January 25, 2026 at 10:55 PM
Thanks Verizon. But I’ll skip. I gotta assume it’s just made up of me hilariously talking shit about my in-laws & my bff’s ex-husband to cope with the extreme stress they add to our lives.
January 22, 2026 at 3:57 PM
You guys need to do more funny bits when arguing with someone who’s committing to misunderstanding you. What that rando thinks of you won’t matter. But the laughs you got with your friends while arguing with him will.

So sayeth Shann… Bluesky Ghost & Philosopher
December 30, 2025 at 11:06 PM
RIP Bridget Bardot… of all the racist cunts on Earth, you were one of the prettiest!
December 28, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Wanted to pop in & tell y’all that this Spotify playlist has been giving me life this weekend. Love you. Miss you.

open.spotify.com/playlist/0Iy...
WOMEN of 90s R&B, Soul & Hip-Hop
open.spotify.com
December 21, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Same.
October 7, 2025 at 11:53 AM
We fucking did it! Great work team!!!
$750K to go! 10 more hours!!!
September 30, 2025 at 11:09 PM
$750K to go! 10 more hours!!!
September 30, 2025 at 2:06 PM
Happy End of Quarter to all who celebrate! I need a little over $2M from you today.
a woman sitting on a bed talking on a phone with the words sell sell sell in red
ALT: a woman sitting on a bed talking on a phone with the words sell sell sell in red
media.tenor.com
September 30, 2025 at 12:09 PM
🍷 🫥
a little boy is walking on a leash
ALT: a little boy is walking on a leash
media.tenor.com
September 28, 2025 at 4:55 AM
Imagine I’m this leopard & the boombox is my new Trapper Keeper. I’m just posted up, knowing everyone wishes they had my Trapper Keeper. But they don’t. I have it.
August 15, 2025 at 12:51 AM
Ok the Sydney Sweeney controversy has escaped containment so I heard about it in the real world. This is a very obvious “hey pal my eyes are up here” reference in the commercial. SS has great genes & you show her eyes? Ah yes. That’s what she’s known for. It’s definitely not a 😉 to her giant boobs.
August 1, 2025 at 1:33 PM
Breaking news, women have been over your bullshit for millennia.
July 17, 2025 at 8:45 PM
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The only thing more disappointing than the bigoted stupidity of the right is the relish people that are allegedly on the left cheer for the misfortune of whole swaths of others in weather disasters because they think they deserved it. They’d be babbling the opposite if it were them.
July 5, 2025 at 3:09 PM
Interesting but I think the C-level believes things will happen quicker than they are. My org could gain a ton of efficiencies from agentic AI eventually. But so far, we’re only seeing small gains from gen AI.

apple.news/ADI2Gmt0iQp-...
CEOs Start Saying the Quiet Part Out Loud: AI Will Wipe Out Jobs — The Wall Street Journal
Ford chief predicts AI will replace ‘literally half of all white-collar workers’
apple.news
July 4, 2025 at 2:51 PM
If you live in Tarrant County, do not go to Ownwell to protest your taxes. You can do that for free here:

www.freetaxprotest.com
FreeTaxProtest.com
www.freetaxprotest.com
May 8, 2025 at 12:03 PM
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Can't afford to keep my place
Don't have the eggs for my cake.
Applied for assistance made to wait.
Turned on the TV this morning, saw Kat Perry went to space .
April 16, 2025 at 3:17 PM
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heading to bonkers corner, need anything?
April 16, 2025 at 6:35 PM
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“First they came for the gay hairdressers, and I did not speak out, because I could tell it was them trying to trick me into caring about human life. Not today, assholes.”
April 16, 2025 at 12:53 PM
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ER doc here. This looks like Bell’s palsy where the facial nerve becomes paralyzed. It is often idiopathic but can be caused by viruses. It’s relatively common.

It is NOT caused by the content of his music, “drug use”, or because he is gay.
Lil Nas X reveals he’s lost control of the right side of his face.
April 16, 2025 at 2:24 PM
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Sanders: What the ruling class of this country does… is essentially tell you that you are powerless. They say, ‘Ain’t nothing you can do — because we, the oligarchs, got all the money, we own the Congress’ Well, we’re here this evening to tell them: hey guys, you got it wrong.
April 16, 2025 at 2:49 AM
It’s past time for ICE Agents to not exist. I see several ways to accomplish this.
This country is becoming unrecognizable. What we’re seeing is state-funded fear. We’ve warned people: keep filming, go live on social media so these moments are documented and shared. This wasn’t a case involving masked ICE agents—but that’s happening too.
April 16, 2025 at 2:50 AM
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You’ve taken a political discussion and made it personal. That’s not cool. You don’t know me at all. I will not be engaging further with you.
April 13, 2025 at 4:35 PM
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I hate to say it but we must go racist. It's the only way to win.
April 13, 2025 at 3:19 AM