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jackson henry

@jasonemry.bsky.social

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my high bowling score is 300 so my opinions pack a certain gravitas

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · Jun 11

*taps sign*

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1h

donald rip-up-the-transcripts trump is going to give us the putin skinny 🙄

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1h

“Relax and consent.”
-conservatives

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1h

remember when biden’s good stock market was trump’s doing

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 8h

rfk jr's zombified brain is dragging humanity to the tip of a tree branch to be eaten by birds

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 8h

a cartoon of a man with long hair eating a piece of food and saying `` that 's brutal '' .

ALT: a cartoon of a man with long hair eating a piece of food and saying `` that 's brutal '' .

media.tenor.com

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 9h

we've now raked in $18trillion just based on how rad trump is. he said we'll be at $20trillion soon. so easy to stack trillions it'll be $30trillion in no time. no worries, everyone. we have infinity trillions of dollars.

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 19h

“WATCH MY COOL VIDEO ABOUT BEING A BIG STRONG MAN OR I’LL CRY”

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 22h

what do nazis and guys who want to do butt stuff have in common

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 23h

"We're kidnapping you for calling us nazis" 👀

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

the real problem is when bathrooms have a mixture of analog and smart fixtures, standing there waving my dumb wet hands underneath an old fashioned soap dispenser because the faucet is automatic like some kind of asshole

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

it’s like elf on a shelf came to life and keeps hiding the goalposts

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

maybe yarvinist oligarchs and AI bro's yearning for robots to be inside them is a peanut butter and jelly scenario

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

maga: Let's take all the border patrol agents and send them into democrat cities!

cartels: oh no don't go /s

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Jeff Yang @originalsp.in · 1d

Korol is a US citizen. Her family hasn’t heard from her since she was taken, public charges haven’t been released—what crime did she even commit? 2nd-Degree Woodwinding?—and there has been no explanation for her “renditioning” across state lines.

We’ve moved into a new phase of Trump lawlessness.

Jeff Yang @originalsp.in · 1d

A musician, Oriana Korol, was peacefully playing clarinet with her protest band outside ICE facilities in Portland, OR.

When the band started playing “Ghostbusters,” ICE thugs suddenly poured outside, slammed her into the mud, arrested her and took her to a jail 9 miles away in Vancouver, WA.

Musician playing ‘Ghostbusters’ outside ICE facility is arrested by agents

‘Taking us citizens out of state to detain them without charge is a new action from the Feds and should be opposed,’ her band said

www.independent.co.uk

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

ice should be designated as a terrorist organization

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

"Quick, check the government's couch for change. Yeah just move JD aside. Try not to wake him up. He gets grumpy."

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

they weren't kidding

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

surprise surprise the guy playing duck hunt with fishing boats is unbothered by unwarranted violence

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

“Holes in my foot?? I’ll show those Chinese!” *blasts foot repeatedly*

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

"eLeCtIoN iNtErFeReNcE!!!1"

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 1d

"If you don't disarm, we'll arm x1000 and destroy you. I'm doing peace talks."

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 2d

it remains the ugliest production vehicle ever who taf is still buying a cybertruck

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 2d

*jr proceeds to kitchen where he begins loading blender with raw chicken parts and garlic*

jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 2d

*rfk jr, passing by open pantry door soaked in blood, fails to notice cheryl hines sneaking caramel popcorn*

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jackson henry @jasonemry.bsky.social · 2d

also trump doesn't do anything but golf and traffic humans

he's responsible for nothing good in the world

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