So let's just end this whole dog-and-pony show and admit that I've cracked your little code

"I threw in some new underwear to help with the smell, but it seems to be making it worse!"

They only let you use your own oxygen in the JP Morgan Chase pavilion, and you have to sign a mandatory arbitration clause to go there

I was once in a circle of people, talking about the comedy festival we just watched, when Todd Barry walked up, stood next to me for a couple of minutes, then walked away