Scrabble Grams Passages
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I take the newspaper puzzle #ScrabbleGrams and, after finding the day's four top scoring words, try to construct them into an amusing passage. On Sundays I construct a passage using a week's worth of #NYTSpellingBee pangrams.
oh no either way I'm a plugger
November 24, 2025 at 11:49 PM
oh no either way I'm a plugger
Grandpa accidentally brushes my phone off the counter, crawls down to get it, crushes it with his KNEECAP, THEREBY causing the phone's case to pancake and setting the LITHIUM-ion batteries on fire. Long pause. Grandpa says loudly, "Well, *that* wouldn't happen with our old ROTARY!"
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
Grandpa accidentally brushes my phone off the counter, crawls down to get it, crushes it with his KNEECAP, THEREBY causing the phone's case to pancake and setting the LITHIUM-ion batteries on fire. Long pause. Grandpa says loudly, "Well, *that* wouldn't happen with our old ROTARY!"
I misread one set of letters in my early morning fog. Oops! Edited passage:
November 10, 2025 at 1:46 PM
I misread one set of letters in my early morning fog. Oops! Edited passage:
"... you're fired."
November 5, 2025 at 1:21 PM
"... you're fired."