Scrabble Grams Passages
@sgpassage.bsky.social
I take the newspaper puzzle #ScrabbleGrams and, after finding the day's four top scoring words, try to construct them into an amusing passage. On Sundays I construct a passage using a week's worth of #NYTSpellingBee pangrams.
Homeland Security Advisor Nosferatu (inspired by @tomtomorrow.bsky.social) with a beautiful witch
October 26, 2025 at 1:34 PM
Homeland Security Advisor Nosferatu (inspired by @tomtomorrow.bsky.social) with a beautiful witch
I WATCHED the AGGRAVATING Texas politician FLOUNCE to the podium and begin speaking. As I'm a LOGOPHILE, I ANALYZED his LOCUTION for clues to his real intent. Didn't take much analysis; he was clearly FRANTIC about the administration's turn toward fascism (specifically, that it didn't include him).
September 21, 2025 at 1:14 PM
I WATCHED the AGGRAVATING Texas politician FLOUNCE to the podium and begin speaking. As I'm a LOGOPHILE, I ANALYZED his LOCUTION for clues to his real intent. Didn't take much analysis; he was clearly FRANTIC about the administration's turn toward fascism (specifically, that it didn't include him).
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
September 16, 2025 at 8:52 PM
If you see this, quote the energy you bring to Bluesky.
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is: punks overran the library!
August 11, 2025 at 11:41 PM
Challenge: post your last photo taken in DC to show what a hell-hole it is: punks overran the library!
If you see this, quote with a robot, that isn't from "Star Trek", "Star Wars", "Dr. Who" or "Transformers"
July 9, 2025 at 10:00 PM
If you see this, quote with a robot, that isn't from "Star Trek", "Star Wars", "Dr. Who" or "Transformers"
My Halloween impersonation of that scene
June 29, 2025 at 2:06 PM
My Halloween impersonation of that scene
Gibby Haynes guest solving the NYT Spelling Bee (with Ministry)
April 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Gibby Haynes guest solving the NYT Spelling Bee (with Ministry)
Post your fave Pokémon. Wrong answers only.
January 12, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Post your fave Pokémon. Wrong answers only.
Alternate theory...
January 4, 2025 at 12:33 AM
Alternate theory...
If you see this post a picture from your device without explanation
December 31, 2024 at 4:52 PM
If you see this post a picture from your device without explanation
![[Beetle Bailey Sunday comic strip]
Sarge: Hurry up, men! We gotta get going!
General Halftrack to Major Greenbrass: Another WARGAME. And so on forever...
Major Greenbrass: Don't be DOOMFUL, sir
GH: Why not?!
MG: There is a hidden BONANZA
GH: What hidden BONANZA?!! We never fight a real war? We never age? The inane jokes?!!!
MG: We're not Navy. The men can't stay AFLOAT](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:zhtnrczzc4bpnhieecfxceuy/bafkreic2q3dcu4kxzlqtqf5oehfc64lnsgs3jhxr7ixufu3bytjbmj362e@jpeg)
How about some Scrabble Grams? Hints: the second word is the six-letter. The third letter of the third word is a Y. Good luck!
November 7, 2024 at 12:30 PM
How about some Scrabble Grams? Hints: the second word is the six-letter. The third letter of the third word is a Y. Good luck!
Next year you will have a TORRID affair with an INCUBUS but FORSAKE him for a well built BODYMAN.
September 12, 2024 at 11:47 AM
Next year you will have a TORRID affair with an INCUBUS but FORSAKE him for a well built BODYMAN.
Reskeet with a favorite book from your childhood
August 24, 2024 at 12:44 PM
Reskeet with a favorite book from your childhood
I WISH there were four people reading my skeets
August 18, 2024 at 2:16 PM
I WISH there were four people reading my skeets
What's your sign?
August 17, 2024 at 2:54 PM
What's your sign?
Maybe a little stressed...
July 18, 2024 at 4:12 PM
Maybe a little stressed...
Similar formula for a five piece group
July 8, 2024 at 2:59 PM
Similar formula for a five piece group
... these houses are so SALABLE, you'd better snap one up quickly! Look at that lovely pond! Don't worry: if/when its WEBFOOT residents come to PILLAGE your house, the alarm system will NOTIFY you with plenty of time to evacuate.
June 24, 2024 at 12:32 PM
... these houses are so SALABLE, you'd better snap one up quickly! Look at that lovely pond! Don't worry: if/when its WEBFOOT residents come to PILLAGE your house, the alarm system will NOTIFY you with plenty of time to evacuate.
