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//taps the sign
The context no one will acknowledge:

We actually don’t know if we were wrong about Darnold, we were just really, REALLY wrong about the Seahawks O-line.

Everyone I know (including myself) thought Darnold would be a disaster BECAUSE he’d be behind a Hawks line that had been terrible for a decade+.
Of all the improbable Sam Darnold stats, the most improbable is that he has only been sacked 9 times in 8 games, tied with Baker for the lowest total for any QB who has started all of their games
November 17, 2025 at 10:17 AM
If you hate yourself, the two worst movies of 2026 are on HBO!
November 17, 2025 at 4:39 AM
NAYLOR BACK.

GO M’S.
November 17, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Reposted by Seth Sommerfeld
Professors at Texas A&M required to obtain prior approval from administration to discuss this half of football in class.
November 15, 2025 at 6:42 PM
These refs suck (in Gonzaga’s favor).
November 15, 2025 at 6:00 AM
Who do you think is gonna win the Karl Malone Award:

Graham Ike or Matt Gaetz?
November 15, 2025 at 4:53 AM
*whispers*

Maybe Gonzaga shouldn’t only start 3 of their 6 best players.
November 15, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Hannah Hidalgo got 16 steals in Notre Dame’s game tonight… and scored 44 points… and grabbed 9 rebounds… and dished out 4 assists…

…she played 28 minutes.
November 13, 2025 at 3:38 AM
ZAGS’ DEFENSE RN. 👀👀👀👀
November 12, 2025 at 4:52 AM
Hey Sean Farnham, I don’t need to hear you explain for sixth time explain that you’re gonna call Mario Saint-Supéry “El Principito.” Just actually do it or shut up.
November 12, 2025 at 4:42 AM
Gonzaga seems shocked that Creighton can make 3s. 🤦‍♂️
November 12, 2025 at 3:24 AM
Multiverses have oversaturated mainstream pop culture for a decade now (one won Best Picture in 2023!) and these dolts can’t figure out how to write about a superhero spy who — if they’re so precious about canon — died at around age 91 (and who looked 50 after his 5th total face and body change).
James Bond’s death in No Time to Die is causing a nightmare for the next film. Writers are stuck because Bond “was blown to pieces.”

Anthony Horowitz, author of three 007 novels, says:

“You can't have him wake up in shower and saying it was all a dream."

radaronline.com/p/james-bond...
November 12, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Bluegrass a better genre for jam music than rock is imo.
November 10, 2025 at 5:05 AM
The ghosts returning for Darnold in a game he was up 35-0 is pretty funny to me.
November 9, 2025 at 11:31 PM
“Fantasy football is so dumb.”

The two quarterbacks to come back down from 19 points in the 4th quarter are Bo Nix and Davis Mills.

Actual football is so dumb.
November 9, 2025 at 9:32 PM
“AHHHHHH FUCKING FREE THROWS!!!” - Mario after missing a free throw

Me: “That’s not Spanish.”
November 9, 2025 at 5:37 AM
Decent view for Gonzaga vs. Oklahoma.
November 9, 2025 at 4:14 AM
They are doing a tribute to Toby Keith at the Zags game???
November 9, 2025 at 4:02 AM
Reposted by Seth Sommerfeld
"World's first potential trillionaire has killed 600,000 people, including 400,000 children" is the only headline that anyone should ever read about Elon Musk
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 7, 2025 at 1:33 AM
Broncos are for sure the worst 8-2 team ever.
Speaking as a Broncos fan, has there ever been a worse 7-2 team?
November 7, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Raiders Points Allowed This Season:

13
20
41
25
40
10 (Titans)
31
30
10 (Broncos thru 3 quarters)

Never ask me to believe in Bo Nix and Sean Payton.
November 7, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Speaking as a Broncos fan, has there ever been a worse 7-2 team?
November 7, 2025 at 2:45 AM
Are we witnessing the greatest punter mismatch in NFL history?
November 7, 2025 at 2:11 AM