Al (like the Paul Simon song)
@serpenscorvus.bsky.social
Any pronouns | 27! | 🏳️⚧️ |Tattoo enthusiast, home chef, artist, D&D nerd, and tile flooring enjoyer | NSFW sometimes! Please only follow if 18+ - NSFW will be tagged for consideration
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I haven't done a proper introduction yet. Mother fuck
Hi! My name is Alphonsus Aloysius (just Al is also fine). I like witchy shit, artistic shit (including, but not limited to NSFW stuff), and cooking shit. I'm a Southerner shoved up north (NY area) and I'm happy to be here! ✨
Hi! My name is Alphonsus Aloysius (just Al is also fine). I like witchy shit, artistic shit (including, but not limited to NSFW stuff), and cooking shit. I'm a Southerner shoved up north (NY area) and I'm happy to be here! ✨
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fear the old blood
December 18, 2025 at 3:25 PM
fear the old blood
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cumming down your chimney how’s that for festive rizz?
December 18, 2025 at 3:14 PM
cumming down your chimney how’s that for festive rizz?
Learning I listen to a *lot* more goth music when I'm ovulating. Don't know what that says about me, but hopefully something good!
December 18, 2025 at 6:06 PM
Learning I listen to a *lot* more goth music when I'm ovulating. Don't know what that says about me, but hopefully something good!
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I love your art actually
December 17, 2025 at 10:42 AM
I love your art actually
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Become ungovernable
December 17, 2025 at 1:16 AM
Become ungovernable
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CW for discussion of substances and how they change people //
I truly don't know how so many people can drink or smoke and THEN get violent. I just giggle a bunch and get kinda slutty
I truly don't know how so many people can drink or smoke and THEN get violent. I just giggle a bunch and get kinda slutty
November 19, 2025 at 2:41 PM
CW for discussion of substances and how they change people //
I truly don't know how so many people can drink or smoke and THEN get violent. I just giggle a bunch and get kinda slutty
I truly don't know how so many people can drink or smoke and THEN get violent. I just giggle a bunch and get kinda slutty
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So!! I found a job! Today's my first day and I'm super excited about it!!
November 18, 2025 at 1:23 PM
So!! I found a job! Today's my first day and I'm super excited about it!!
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I don’t care what y’all say, the people YEARN to help each other.
November 4, 2025 at 1:57 PM
I don’t care what y’all say, the people YEARN to help each other.
Any other EDS people get really tight tendons in their hips and legs during the big cold weather slide? I've been laid up in bed off and on with a hot water bottle for the past couple days now, and I would love to be able to get more done around the house
November 2, 2025 at 6:04 PM
Any other EDS people get really tight tendons in their hips and legs during the big cold weather slide? I've been laid up in bed off and on with a hot water bottle for the past couple days now, and I would love to be able to get more done around the house
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babe does this nun habit make me look fuckable to you
October 27, 2025 at 6:10 PM
babe does this nun habit make me look fuckable to you
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I'm full of mucus and light-headedness, and I can't help but wonder if a good dicking down would help. Truly a pain I don't know anybody here like that yet, but I'm sure with rest I'll feel a little bit better about at least the mucus
I'm full of mucus and light-headedness, and I can't help but wonder if a good dicking down would help. Truly a pain I don't know anybody here like that yet, but I'm sure with rest I'll feel a little bit better about at least the mucus
October 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
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I'm full of mucus and light-headedness, and I can't help but wonder if a good dicking down would help. Truly a pain I don't know anybody here like that yet, but I'm sure with rest I'll feel a little bit better about at least the mucus
I'm full of mucus and light-headedness, and I can't help but wonder if a good dicking down would help. Truly a pain I don't know anybody here like that yet, but I'm sure with rest I'll feel a little bit better about at least the mucus
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Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee
October 27, 2025 at 9:49 PM
Drink a Lot of Water, Piss a Lot of Pee
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If you meet the Buddha on the road, give him a blowjob.
October 27, 2025 at 10:57 PM
If you meet the Buddha on the road, give him a blowjob.
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Venice Bakery is remembering those that have died in ICE custody this year by adding them to their community altar for Dia de Los Muertos.
By @eltragon.bsky.social
By @eltragon.bsky.social
October 27, 2025 at 10:03 PM
Venice Bakery is remembering those that have died in ICE custody this year by adding them to their community altar for Dia de Los Muertos.
By @eltragon.bsky.social
By @eltragon.bsky.social
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simultaneous mutual orgasms are hot and I’ll die on this hill 😤
October 27, 2025 at 3:27 PM
simultaneous mutual orgasms are hot and I’ll die on this hill 😤
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Your quarterly reminder that bullying the government works and we need to do more of it
www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli...
www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli...
Ford government walks back on plan to consider changes to renters’ right to ‘security of tenure’
The Ford government says it won’t be moving forward with consultations to modify the law that protects tenants’ right to remain in their unit.
www.ctvnews.ca
October 27, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Your quarterly reminder that bullying the government works and we need to do more of it
www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli...
www.ctvnews.ca/toronto/poli...
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