BranSP
@seraphpundit.bsky.social
I'm Bran. She/They. Pfp made by dollip.bsky.social
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new fit what we thinkin
January 20, 2026 at 9:33 PM
new fit what we thinkin
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Todo el mundo es marica
January 18, 2026 at 6:39 AM
Todo el mundo es marica
My wife is the autistic rizzler
January 14, 2026 at 7:27 AM
My wife is the autistic rizzler
JOKER KILLED MY WIFE SO I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM PAY.
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD RUN FROM ME? I'M THE ONLY GIRL IN THE SKY! NOW YOU'RE MINE!
I HAVE BECOME UNDISPUTED QUEEN. SURRENDER IS THE ONLY OPTION!
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD RUN FROM ME? I'M THE ONLY GIRL IN THE SKY! NOW YOU'RE MINE!
I HAVE BECOME UNDISPUTED QUEEN. SURRENDER IS THE ONLY OPTION!
January 13, 2026 at 4:47 AM
JOKER KILLED MY WIFE SO I'M GOING TO MAKE HIM PAY.
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD RUN FROM ME? I'M THE ONLY GIRL IN THE SKY! NOW YOU'RE MINE!
I HAVE BECOME UNDISPUTED QUEEN. SURRENDER IS THE ONLY OPTION!
YOU THOUGHT YOU COULD RUN FROM ME? I'M THE ONLY GIRL IN THE SKY! NOW YOU'RE MINE!
I HAVE BECOME UNDISPUTED QUEEN. SURRENDER IS THE ONLY OPTION!
*James Rolfe Voice* That's right we're gonna Nap
January 12, 2026 at 3:08 PM
*James Rolfe Voice* That's right we're gonna Nap
Atlanta next time? Damn, I might be biased since I just moved to the northeast and all but I cant help but be a little bummed out by that. Oh well, I'm sure there's gotta be some reason why they're shifting venue
January 11, 2026 at 8:40 AM
Atlanta next time? Damn, I might be biased since I just moved to the northeast and all but I cant help but be a little bummed out by that. Oh well, I'm sure there's gotta be some reason why they're shifting venue
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reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
April 4, 2025 at 9:05 PM
reporter: donald trump has announced that americans must evolve into a race of hardy metal men via mandated injections of liquid mercury. your response?
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
klobuchar: *visibly straining to remember line consultants came up with* donkey kong donald’s economic policies are “bananas” for small business
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For people who think the hivemind from Pluribus seems like a good thing, you have to realize that becoming one with every single person on the planet means becoming a League of Legends player without your consent
December 31, 2025 at 4:39 PM
For people who think the hivemind from Pluribus seems like a good thing, you have to realize that becoming one with every single person on the planet means becoming a League of Legends player without your consent
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THATS ME STARTING MONDAY AT 1PM ET YEAHHHHHHHH
December 30, 2025 at 6:45 PM
THATS ME STARTING MONDAY AT 1PM ET YEAHHHHHHHH
Many people dont realize that you cannot effectively play Marx if any of your current pronouns were assigned to you at birth. Dont worry though, if you're cis, there is a chance Marx eats your gender to power his laugh. He he he he he
December 29, 2025 at 2:21 PM
Many people dont realize that you cannot effectively play Marx if any of your current pronouns were assigned to you at birth. Dont worry though, if you're cis, there is a chance Marx eats your gender to power his laugh. He he he he he
The people in the streets are starting to talk about the Marx with a top hat. They dont know that's my wife
December 27, 2025 at 2:28 PM
The people in the streets are starting to talk about the Marx with a top hat. They dont know that's my wife
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I think my ideal sexual encounter is having some kind of divine being call me a worthless object while I tear into it and make it taste its own blood for the first time so I quite enjoyed ultrakill
December 26, 2025 at 1:16 AM
I think my ideal sexual encounter is having some kind of divine being call me a worthless object while I tear into it and make it taste its own blood for the first time so I quite enjoyed ultrakill
Where is bro its 3 in the morning???
December 25, 2025 at 7:50 AM
Where is bro its 3 in the morning???
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More video games need to open their third act with trans women versions of each protagonist telling all of them why they're dysfunctional. They also need to have epilogues where the author sits them down in dunce caps and explains what revolution is to them
December 22, 2025 at 2:58 PM
More video games need to open their third act with trans women versions of each protagonist telling all of them why they're dysfunctional. They also need to have epilogues where the author sits them down in dunce caps and explains what revolution is to them
I gotta find some viscanti failson twink who will be so enthralled by my ass that he, in a manic ketamine induced episode, signs away his fortune to me. He cries to me at night, wishing for me to raise him from decadence back to his ancestral peak. This is how I can get jewels for my wife
December 20, 2025 at 3:18 PM
I gotta find some viscanti failson twink who will be so enthralled by my ass that he, in a manic ketamine induced episode, signs away his fortune to me. He cries to me at night, wishing for me to raise him from decadence back to his ancestral peak. This is how I can get jewels for my wife
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Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
December 18, 2025 at 11:48 PM
Things are going great over at X, The Everything App
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This is my comfort
December 18, 2025 at 1:28 PM
This is my comfort
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They should make a Pokémon game focused on appealing to Gen 1 fans
December 15, 2025 at 10:09 PM
They should make a Pokémon game focused on appealing to Gen 1 fans