selyxis
@selyxis.bsky.social
dungeon master(5e), eclectic/sporadic writer, kinda ASMRtist. here to follow creative folks. married, 44. 18+ only. any pronouns are fine. feel free to say hi or ask me something. solicitors, bots, and creeps get blocked.
More nonsense: selyxis.com
More nonsense: selyxis.com
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me 5 classes you took in college
Here are some of mine. ("Oops! All History" version.)
US History through 1877
US History from Reconstruction to Present
Historical Anthropology
Historical Geology
History of Psychology
Here are some of mine. ("Oops! All History" version.)
US History through 1877
US History from Reconstruction to Present
Historical Anthropology
Historical Geology
History of Psychology
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me 5 classes you took in college
- International Human Rights Law
- Gender and International Relations
- Intercultural Communication
- Global Environmental Politics
- Beginner Mandarin :)
- International Human Rights Law
- Gender and International Relations
- Intercultural Communication
- Global Environmental Politics
- Beginner Mandarin :)
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me 5 classes you took in college:
- World Literature
- Reading/Writing Short Fiction
- Medieval Literature
- Script writing
- Phonetics and Phonology
- World Literature
- Reading/Writing Short Fiction
- Medieval Literature
- Script writing
- Phonetics and Phonology
February 4, 2026 at 4:09 AM
Never mind the jobs you had, tell me 5 classes you took in college
Here are some of mine. ("Oops! All History" version.)
US History through 1877
US History from Reconstruction to Present
Historical Anthropology
Historical Geology
History of Psychology
Here are some of mine. ("Oops! All History" version.)
US History through 1877
US History from Reconstruction to Present
Historical Anthropology
Historical Geology
History of Psychology
A character who needs their own game:
January 27, 2026 at 4:00 AM
A character who needs their own game:
2025 Accomplishments List:
Nearly 500 work appts and docs.
4 "for fun" classes (adolescent psych, art metals, theatre vocals, swimming).
175 subs and 1k viewed hours on YouTube.
2026 Goals:
Get quicker/more efficient on docs.
More art and fitness classes.
250 subs and 2k viewed hours on YouTube.
Nearly 500 work appts and docs.
4 "for fun" classes (adolescent psych, art metals, theatre vocals, swimming).
175 subs and 1k viewed hours on YouTube.
2026 Goals:
Get quicker/more efficient on docs.
More art and fitness classes.
250 subs and 2k viewed hours on YouTube.
January 25, 2026 at 6:16 AM
2025 Accomplishments List:
Nearly 500 work appts and docs.
4 "for fun" classes (adolescent psych, art metals, theatre vocals, swimming).
175 subs and 1k viewed hours on YouTube.
2026 Goals:
Get quicker/more efficient on docs.
More art and fitness classes.
250 subs and 2k viewed hours on YouTube.
Nearly 500 work appts and docs.
4 "for fun" classes (adolescent psych, art metals, theatre vocals, swimming).
175 subs and 1k viewed hours on YouTube.
2026 Goals:
Get quicker/more efficient on docs.
More art and fitness classes.
250 subs and 2k viewed hours on YouTube.
Finally got a good picture of the mockingbird couple that live in the yaupon in front of my house. They're out sitting on their "porch" every time I pull up.
January 22, 2026 at 5:12 AM
Finally got a good picture of the mockingbird couple that live in the yaupon in front of my house. They're out sitting on their "porch" every time I pull up.
Important life lessons from the Final Fantasy victory fanfare:
1. Evolves but maintains distinctive style.
2. When needed, shows up and does the thing.
3. When job is done, fucks off until next time.
(I dreamt this post, woke up, and typed it into a doc at 4:33 AM.)
1. Evolves but maintains distinctive style.
2. When needed, shows up and does the thing.
3. When job is done, fucks off until next time.
(I dreamt this post, woke up, and typed it into a doc at 4:33 AM.)
January 13, 2026 at 10:41 AM
Important life lessons from the Final Fantasy victory fanfare:
1. Evolves but maintains distinctive style.
2. When needed, shows up and does the thing.
3. When job is done, fucks off until next time.
(I dreamt this post, woke up, and typed it into a doc at 4:33 AM.)
1. Evolves but maintains distinctive style.
2. When needed, shows up and does the thing.
3. When job is done, fucks off until next time.
(I dreamt this post, woke up, and typed it into a doc at 4:33 AM.)
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This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
January 12, 2026 at 12:03 PM
This bobtail squid burrowing into the sand is already adorable, but please watch till the very end!
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
It sticks out its little arms and earnestly sprinkles sand over itself 🦑𓂃◌𓈒𓐍
Not much of a drinker and never smoked, so I guess it stands to reason that at points of high stress I get clobbered by the elder millennial urge to play some old crusty MMORPG that I no longer have the time or social energy for. How are y'all managing stress recently?
January 7, 2026 at 6:33 AM
Not much of a drinker and never smoked, so I guess it stands to reason that at points of high stress I get clobbered by the elder millennial urge to play some old crusty MMORPG that I no longer have the time or social energy for. How are y'all managing stress recently?
Drank a Dead Billionaire for my stroke-of-midnight beverage to set the tone for 2026. Come through for me, lazy tasseomancy!
January 1, 2026 at 8:31 AM
Drank a Dead Billionaire for my stroke-of-midnight beverage to set the tone for 2026. Come through for me, lazy tasseomancy!
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![Comic. [Banner: Mathematical Society: 2025 Meeting.] PERSON 1 with bun: Any other new developments from the year to cover before we wrap? PERSON 2: Oh, the teens picked a new funny number. PERSON 3 with short hair: Aww, I’m glad to hear they’re still doing that. PERSON 4 with ponytail: I’ll add it to the list. [List: 23 (skidoo!; 42; 69; 420; 1,337; 58,008; [circled]: 67]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:cz73r7iyiqn26upot4jtjdhk/bafkreig43e2u4zzpifhq6fbf2iwplmva2lt5rokfg5uws5dysbe55up6wa@jpeg)
December 26, 2025 at 10:44 PM
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still my favorite christmas post
December 25, 2025 at 1:08 AM
still my favorite christmas post
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i had to drop what i was doing to make this
December 23, 2025 at 3:59 PM
i had to drop what i was doing to make this
Due to its reference to “frozen air” and manger scene allusion in the second verse, “Psalms 40:2” by The Mountain Goats is technically a Christmas song. In this essay I will say no more because those are my only two points. I'm right, though.
December 24, 2025 at 8:43 AM
Due to its reference to “frozen air” and manger scene allusion in the second verse, “Psalms 40:2” by The Mountain Goats is technically a Christmas song. In this essay I will say no more because those are my only two points. I'm right, though.
I’m too old to use these scissors. =(
December 21, 2025 at 6:56 AM
I’m too old to use these scissors. =(
Behold, a fantastically round mockingbird in my yard this morning!
December 20, 2025 at 1:29 AM
Behold, a fantastically round mockingbird in my yard this morning!
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Everybody already drew the other guy, so I'm keeping it fresh.
December 16, 2025 at 3:30 AM
Everybody already drew the other guy, so I'm keeping it fresh.
The majestic peak of Mt. Salad.
December 16, 2025 at 12:37 AM
The majestic peak of Mt. Salad.
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Oh my goodness, I am *9 follows* away from having 😱200 PEOPLE😱 reading my patreon.
So if you're wondering "what's something I can do for RB this holiday", all my writing is free. 👀 Give it a look, join if you wanna! And if you're already a member, then BOOST THIS :D
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So if you're wondering "what's something I can do for RB this holiday", all my writing is free. 👀 Give it a look, join if you wanna! And if you're already a member, then BOOST THIS :D
www.patreon.com/c/rainbowbar...
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creating awesome stories for your entertainment and delight!
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December 14, 2025 at 7:54 PM
Oh my goodness, I am *9 follows* away from having 😱200 PEOPLE😱 reading my patreon.
So if you're wondering "what's something I can do for RB this holiday", all my writing is free. 👀 Give it a look, join if you wanna! And if you're already a member, then BOOST THIS :D
www.patreon.com/c/rainbowbar...
So if you're wondering "what's something I can do for RB this holiday", all my writing is free. 👀 Give it a look, join if you wanna! And if you're already a member, then BOOST THIS :D
www.patreon.com/c/rainbowbar...
I generally like the holidays, but the downside of this season is that every second of my day is spoken for and I never have the house to myself. Appreciate your free time and alone time on my behalf, folks!
December 12, 2025 at 1:45 PM
I generally like the holidays, but the downside of this season is that every second of my day is spoken for and I never have the house to myself. Appreciate your free time and alone time on my behalf, folks!
Today I turned in my key for a workplace wherein I learned a lot but in retrospect was treated less than fairly. I'm still employed there, just working from home in a much smaller capacity. Not clear on how I feel about this, just typing. Wanna share about some not great jobs y'all've had?
December 2, 2025 at 6:10 AM
Today I turned in my key for a workplace wherein I learned a lot but in retrospect was treated less than fairly. I'm still employed there, just working from home in a much smaller capacity. Not clear on how I feel about this, just typing. Wanna share about some not great jobs y'all've had?
Here y'all, enjoy the sound of me fighting for my life as I record some of the DSM-V-TR entry on ADHD. I didn't want to haul the whole computer into the closet, so I just used a voice recording phone app with my mic. App suggestions or general advice welcome!
whyp.it/tracks/32641...
whyp.it/tracks/32641...
November 30, 2025 at 7:49 AM
Here y'all, enjoy the sound of me fighting for my life as I record some of the DSM-V-TR entry on ADHD. I didn't want to haul the whole computer into the closet, so I just used a voice recording phone app with my mic. App suggestions or general advice welcome!
whyp.it/tracks/32641...
whyp.it/tracks/32641...
Things I've recently relearned while trying some audio stuff:
1. The DSM is copyrighted, because of course it is.
2. I still have within me a test proctor voice that has lain dormant since grad school.
3. I sure do have a fuckin lisp! Apparently obvious to many people around me?!
1. The DSM is copyrighted, because of course it is.
2. I still have within me a test proctor voice that has lain dormant since grad school.
3. I sure do have a fuckin lisp! Apparently obvious to many people around me?!
November 26, 2025 at 6:42 AM
Things I've recently relearned while trying some audio stuff:
1. The DSM is copyrighted, because of course it is.
2. I still have within me a test proctor voice that has lain dormant since grad school.
3. I sure do have a fuckin lisp! Apparently obvious to many people around me?!
1. The DSM is copyrighted, because of course it is.
2. I still have within me a test proctor voice that has lain dormant since grad school.
3. I sure do have a fuckin lisp! Apparently obvious to many people around me?!
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
November 21, 2025 at 4:37 AM
STOP. This is a selfie checkpoint. You must repost with a cute selfie to proceed.
Last week, I posted a minute of an old video as a YouTube short just to see how it'd do. Went okay enough that I may start alternating long and short videos to get more mileage out of what I've already made. I'm researching, but would welcome any suggestions/advice on this topic!
November 18, 2025 at 8:56 PM
Last week, I posted a minute of an old video as a YouTube short just to see how it'd do. Went okay enough that I may start alternating long and short videos to get more mileage out of what I've already made. I'm researching, but would welcome any suggestions/advice on this topic!
Pick a season already!
November 12, 2025 at 2:53 AM
Pick a season already!
I bought this cool magnifying paperweight thing from an antique store today because TODAY’S MY FUCKING 44TH BIRTHDAY AND I LIKE TO PARTY HARD.
November 5, 2025 at 10:50 PM
I bought this cool magnifying paperweight thing from an antique store today because TODAY’S MY FUCKING 44TH BIRTHDAY AND I LIKE TO PARTY HARD.