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Seldon Scott
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Rorty ironist*
*probably
DM me if you want, or not. I don't give a flying shit either way
I think we were all neesoned when Farage's headmaster said he was a racist cunt.
December 11, 2025 at 7:58 PM
Relationship Breakdown?

Is it because of my swears or alt text negligence?
December 9, 2025 at 4:30 PM
56% *hangs head in shame*

On the plus side there almost no engagement so I'm not upsetting too many with my alt text neglect or constant swears.
December 9, 2025 at 4:03 PM
Yeah but the bond markets are unelected.
December 8, 2025 at 10:38 AM
Mistaking ignorance for insight is very common.
December 7, 2025 at 11:23 PM
Looking forward to Farage's Facebook post explaining why he isn't paying the licence fee.
December 5, 2025 at 9:15 AM
Gey = late onset fat fingers.
December 4, 2025 at 9:58 AM
Your lucky you can still blame early onset dementia for brainfarts. I'm now at the age I can't gey early onset anything.
December 4, 2025 at 9:53 AM
The whole thing. It's a scene of Kendal funfair after the River Lune flooded one time early last century. The chap at the steps of the Showman's living wagon might be my great, great (poss, another great) uncle Alf Hoadley, but there's no one left alive to ask.
December 3, 2025 at 11:54 PM
It's quite a photo, for some reason these men are delighted to be standing waist deep in flood water.
December 3, 2025 at 11:46 PM
PASSAGGREPLY- noun-
A seemingly innocuous or helpful comment on social media that contains a rebuke, accusation or hidden insult that's entirely unsupported or justified by the content of the original post.
December 2, 2025 at 11:19 AM
Schrodinger's Die Hard, if you will.
December 2, 2025 at 10:52 AM
Just so you know, I only do it for people I like, not any Tom, Dick or Harry.
December 1, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It's a worldwide phenomenon. Being NW England ours are, naturally, wetter.
December 1, 2025 at 10:08 PM
If I didn't know better I'd say her real gripe was not being able to take a day off work.
December 1, 2025 at 10:14 AM