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Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey
@seemoreevil.bsky.social
“Local prankster.” -NBC. Author of How to Dodge a Cannonball & Everything Abridged. Chaos vendor at 1-900-HOTDOG. Constant satire at https://www.extra-evil.com/

Rep: Reeves Hamilton www.vertical-ink-agency.com/
Answering questions tomorrow at SUNY Albany. Cannonballs, how to dodge them, how to trade sleep for word count, all the good stuff.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
I waste infinite amounts of time.
November 6, 2025 at 12:42 AM
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
Campaign B:
November 6, 2025 at 12:39 AM
I'm super normal.
November 6, 2025 at 12:38 AM
November 6, 2025 at 12:36 AM
While we're here:

Campaign A:
November 6, 2025 at 12:35 AM
My newsletter cures most things:

www.extra-evil.com/extra-evil-d...
November 6, 2025 at 12:21 AM
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
The three above were Campaign C. Now Campaign D:
November 6, 2025 at 12:20 AM
Heh.
November 6, 2025 at 12:17 AM
From this week's newsletter and all that:

www.extra-evil.com/extra-evil-d...
November 6, 2025 at 12:15 AM
"Cute mascot terrible product," requests, extra innings:
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
Fancy people and cool people both love my book:

us.macmillan.com/books/978125...
November 3, 2025 at 6:57 PM
You Need This is a podcast of fake podcast ads, because I'm that kind of guy. I'll learn how to promote it eventually.

www.seemoreevil.com/pitch-13-anx...
November 3, 2025 at 6:56 PM
Extra Evil remains the perfect newsletter. And Substack-free, since our nasty breakup.

www.extra-evil.com/extra-evil-o...
November 3, 2025 at 6:54 PM
A column on a Blue Lives Matter wytch:

1900hotdog.com/2025/10/nerd...
November 3, 2025 at 6:53 PM
Omen: Weekly Recap

Here's what replaced sleep last week.
November 3, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Campaign B, 3 out of 3

Which wins?
November 3, 2025 at 6:44 PM
Campaign B, 2 out of 3
November 3, 2025 at 6:42 PM
Campaign B, 1 out of 3
November 3, 2025 at 6:41 PM
Campaign A, 3 out of 3
November 3, 2025 at 6:39 PM
A, 2 out of 3

All these are on www.extra-evil.com/extra-evil-o...
November 3, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I got asked to use cute mascots for awful products. Sure.

Campaign A:
November 3, 2025 at 6:36 PM
And we’re off.
October 31, 2025 at 10:24 PM