Dennard Dayle / Blind Monkey
@seemoreevil.bsky.social
“Local prankster.” -NBC. Author of How to Dodge a Cannonball & Everything Abridged. Chaos vendor at 1-900-HOTDOG. Constant satire at https://www.extra-evil.com/
Rep: Reeves Hamilton www.vertical-ink-agency.com/
Rep: Reeves Hamilton www.vertical-ink-agency.com/
Today’s Fortune: An empty gym is God’s love language.
November 16, 2025 at 1:49 PM
Today’s Fortune: An empty gym is God’s love language.
Glad to know my taxes only go to the finest 1000-year old dragons.
November 14, 2025 at 4:46 PM
Glad to know my taxes only go to the finest 1000-year old dragons.
The Epstein Discord must have been wild.
November 14, 2025 at 4:23 AM
The Epstein Discord must have been wild.
Extra Evil - Plastic Zen
Today's Fortune: The other gamblers don't know what they're doing.
www.extra-evil.com
November 14, 2025 at 4:22 AM
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The hivemind got it mostly right but here’s the objectively correct ranking I submitted.
November 12, 2025 at 5:02 PM
The hivemind got it mostly right but here’s the objectively correct ranking I submitted.
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A Man With One Of Those Faces by @caimhmc.bsky.social . Very funny and tightly written crime book that's hard to put down.
How To Dodge A Cannonball by @seemoreevil.bsky.social . Absolutely bonkers start to finish tale of one dumb guy trying to survive the Civil War and wave flags the best he can.
How To Dodge A Cannonball by @seemoreevil.bsky.social . Absolutely bonkers start to finish tale of one dumb guy trying to survive the Civil War and wave flags the best he can.
November 12, 2025 at 1:41 PM
A Man With One Of Those Faces by @caimhmc.bsky.social . Very funny and tightly written crime book that's hard to put down.
How To Dodge A Cannonball by @seemoreevil.bsky.social . Absolutely bonkers start to finish tale of one dumb guy trying to survive the Civil War and wave flags the best he can.
How To Dodge A Cannonball by @seemoreevil.bsky.social . Absolutely bonkers start to finish tale of one dumb guy trying to survive the Civil War and wave flags the best he can.
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Dennard Dayle
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November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
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Answering questions tomorrow at SUNY Albany. Cannonballs, how to dodge them, how to trade sleep for word count, all the good stuff.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Answering questions tomorrow at SUNY Albany. Cannonballs, how to dodge them, how to trade sleep for word count, all the good stuff.
Answering questions tomorrow at SUNY Albany. Cannonballs, how to dodge them, how to trade sleep for word count, all the good stuff.
November 10, 2025 at 9:30 PM
Answering questions tomorrow at SUNY Albany. Cannonballs, how to dodge them, how to trade sleep for word count, all the good stuff.
Embrace the power of the torch.
@youknowlydia.bsky.social's longest ever article drops today. It's got romance, capes, fire dragons, duels for body parts, and a lot of welding. I mean, there's so much welding. There's foot welding! It's TikTok's Emperor of Welding, and it's FREE! 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
November 10, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Embrace the power of the torch.
Weird watching a country play football with Lucy.
November 10, 2025 at 3:42 PM
Weird watching a country play football with Lucy.
Forbidden Knowledge:
Looping subtlety-free power metal really eased my last real breakup.
Looping subtlety-free power metal really eased my last real breakup.
November 10, 2025 at 12:28 AM
Forbidden Knowledge:
Looping subtlety-free power metal really eased my last real breakup.
Looping subtlety-free power metal really eased my last real breakup.
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Fun with Tylenol: www.extra-evil.com/exclusive-ev...
Exclusive Evil - The Debate, SUNY Albany Tuesday
I'm speaking at SUNY Albany Tuesday! Also, an article.
www.extra-evil.com
November 9, 2025 at 10:02 PM
Fun with Tylenol: www.extra-evil.com/exclusive-ev...
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"Cute mascot terrible product," requests, extra innings:
November 6, 2025 at 12:12 AM
"Cute mascot terrible product," requests, extra innings:
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Bill O'Reilly won't stop writing children's books, and @brendanmcginley.bsky.social can't stop writing about them. We've got more O'Reilly Factor for kids for you. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
November 5, 2025 at 3:20 PM
Bill O'Reilly won't stop writing children's books, and @brendanmcginley.bsky.social can't stop writing about them. We've got more O'Reilly Factor for kids for you. 1900hotdog.com/2025/11/lear...
Rough night for the Nursing Home Purge lobby.
November 5, 2025 at 3:03 AM
Rough night for the Nursing Home Purge lobby.
Some nuance: SUCK SHIT, GRANDMABANE AHAHAHA
November 5, 2025 at 2:52 AM
Some nuance: SUCK SHIT, GRANDMABANE AHAHAHA
Andrew is now mayor of the Shadowrealm.
November 5, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Andrew is now mayor of the Shadowrealm.
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Since I currently believe we are already in hell, Cheney dying forces me to believe in the existence of some kind of mega hell.
November 4, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Since I currently believe we are already in hell, Cheney dying forces me to believe in the existence of some kind of mega hell.
I didn’t think hell was real until Dick Cheney died.
November 4, 2025 at 4:30 PM
I didn’t think hell was real until Dick Cheney died.