When a man tries giving me any command at all ever: 🤨

When a woman tells me to get on all fours for her in that grody East Williamsburg warehouse that gave me at least 4 kinds of heavy metal poisoning:

but I like being grumpy mean dog.. :(

also gun to my head (getting hit on by beautiful women) she asked what kind of dog I am and I said Doberman so I guess that’s the answer now

stanced

the desire to be a service pup is kicking my ass with regards to the subject, I’ll say that

He’s the likeliest person I know to hop on a cycle off the bat and lord help me if there’s trundle in the apartment

We’re like 75% of the way there

words have meaning ☝️

WHAT’S WRONG WITH BORGES

Does the lesbian community have beef with Jorge Luis Borges? Please advise

I’m fighting a losing battle as a gay guy that collects fragrances and always smells nice 😔