taking pictures instead of finally unpacking from Folsom :(

also since I don’t have my hashtag millennial friends on Instagram, Folsom was cute and I felt really good about the muscle definition I had going on without flexing or a pump :)

Pups are messaging me on Instagram and trying to schedule Folsom cockings, find out we have 0 party overlap, and then act as if I’m the weird one for knowing and caring about who Herrenscheide and Lydo are. God I really belong in Brooklyn (heartbreaking)

How it feels to schedule PTO the Mondays after Folsom and Halloween because you know you’ll carry too severely while your coworkers list stuff like “school holiday with kids” and “wedding prep”

my gym needs a posing room because this back pump would’ve looked crazy when it was fresh / in better lighting but I’ll take it

Started prioritizing intensity over volume recently and I think it’s working ( at least for the pumps lmao )

me lately

The girls finally saw the light and are suggesting apartments on Clinton Hill, Park Slope, LIC, Greenpoint. Like we literally could get a duplex for the price of their apartment that leaks sand from the roof on W 103. All it took was 2 months of daily fighting.

Wanted to do movement until the lineup dropped

I like making recipes off this book when I want to razzle dazzle guests

This is still my position, though

nvm he did something corny

Once Upon a Time in the Caribbean dares to ask “what if Kurosawa directed a spaghetti western set in Bermejales, Orocovis, Puerto Rico” and that is sooooo fun