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Sebastian Seymour
@sebastianseymour.bsky.social
Neurodivergent Introvert
Gourmet
Sybarite
Podcast Host Extraordinaire
Neo-Pessimist Philosopher

Thou Art God
Pinned
In honor of David Lynch I’m going to make 2025 the year I catch my Big Fish 💔
If you think about it, the Bible was probably the first audiobook.
November 28, 2025 at 1:01 AM
When you see this, skeet a pic from your gallery to describe your mental health
November 27, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Boosting the signal
November 27, 2025 at 4:22 AM
How I'm rolling up to thanksgiving
November 27, 2025 at 3:43 AM
Uncle Bill has a message for you
William S. Burroughs - A Thanksgiving Prayer
YouTube video by williamburroughsVEVO
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November 27, 2025 at 2:04 AM
If you see this, quote-post with Four games that hold special memories for you.
November 27, 2025 at 1:42 AM
Reposted by Sebastian Seymour
I want this moment for us
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 3:27 PM
Parasite Eve
I would like to know! 🤓👾
November 26, 2025 at 8:37 PM
This is ALL THE THINGS
The mother of Karoline Leavitt’s nephew was just detained by ICE.
November 26, 2025 at 4:51 AM
Reposted by Sebastian Seymour
Coast Guard Backtracks On Plan To Reclassify Swastikas As Mascot https://theonion.com/coast-guard-backtracks-on-plan-to-reclassify-swastikas-as-mascot/
November 24, 2025 at 7:00 PM
Reposted by Sebastian Seymour
Every machine in a Hospital that diagnoses your body without cutting you open is based on a principle of Physics, discovered by a Physicist who had no interest in Medicine.

If you think the world doesn’t need Basic Science, or that somehow Science has failed you, think again.

#sciencematters
November 25, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I was today years old when I learned that Udo Kier and my dad had the same birthday. I also have no shame in admitting I will miss Udo more.
❝I tried all my life to be a normal person.❞‬—Udo Kier

October 14, 1944—November 23, 2025 #RIP
November 24, 2025 at 6:51 AM
I am officially on holiday BUT you should all be checking this out
November 24, 2025 at 6:19 AM
GAS PEDAL!
November 24, 2025 at 4:01 AM
I want to know why people decided to call it a Turducken instead of a Chuckey
November 23, 2025 at 4:59 PM
Facts
November 22, 2025 at 8:03 PM
I have more to add here
November 17, 2025 at 3:25 AM
Without downloading any new pics, describe your gender.
November 13, 2025 at 4:45 AM
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I would say that this is the message of the US election results tonight.
#UsPol #StarTrek
November 5, 2025 at 3:09 AM
I just want to say that I really enjoy the Hell House LLC franchise EXCEPT… the latest one “Legacy” that just dropped is UNWATCHABLE. I’m going to have to re-watch Glenn Danzig’s “Death Rider in the House of Vampires” to recover 🤘
November 4, 2025 at 3:35 AM
A movie you've seen more than 7 times with a GIF
November 3, 2025 at 4:07 AM
The dark side's coming now, nothing is real
October 30, 2025 at 1:21 AM
Meanwhile in Australia
October 28, 2025 at 3:55 AM