seashmore
@seashmore.bsky.social
Loves Jesus, curling, Culver's, and Runza
Violently compassionate
Quotes Psych, Firefly, Leverage, Corner Gas
Violently compassionate
Quotes Psych, Firefly, Leverage, Corner Gas
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Changed my profile pic to reflect the change of the season (albeit a bit late) from Nebraska Passport to curling.
I spent so much time ringing the cowbell for Team Casper this weekend that I actually gave myself a sore.
Worth it.
Worth it.
November 17, 2025 at 4:31 AM
I spent so much time ringing the cowbell for Team Casper this weekend that I actually gave myself a sore.
Worth it.
Worth it.
Dang it! I forgot to get a picture of the time clock. They were down to 1:28 by the time Plys was throwing his 2nd.
He's literally running out of time.
November 17, 2025 at 4:15 AM
Dang it! I forgot to get a picture of the time clock. They were down to 1:28 by the time Plys was throwing his 2nd.
Loving the way Team Casper communicates with each other.
November 17, 2025 at 2:43 AM
Loving the way Team Casper communicates with each other.
Colin: hey Johnny, how do we steal here?
John: we put up a guard.
Me, to myself: ask Danny. He started this game with a steal.
John: we put up a guard.
Me, to myself: ask Danny. He started this game with a steal.
November 17, 2025 at 2:29 AM
Colin: hey Johnny, how do we steal here?
John: we put up a guard.
Me, to myself: ask Danny. He started this game with a steal.
John: we put up a guard.
Me, to myself: ask Danny. He started this game with a steal.
Bonus: my seats are in front of some locals who have never really curled and influenced me to hit up The Nutty Bavarian stand on the concourse.
Absolutely no regrets.
Absolutely no regrets.
What I want (Casper) is different than what I think will happen.
Then again, I picked my seats for tonight without thinking. I'm sitting where I was (105) when they won Friday, although I liked my seats last night better (102).
Then again, I picked my seats for tonight without thinking. I'm sitting where I was (105) when they won Friday, although I liked my seats last night better (102).
November 16, 2025 at 11:45 PM
Bonus: my seats are in front of some locals who have never really curled and influenced me to hit up The Nutty Bavarian stand on the concourse.
Absolutely no regrets.
Absolutely no regrets.
Everyone who gets to watch curling tonight
November 16, 2025 at 4:17 PM
Everyone who gets to watch curling tonight
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Everyone who watched curling tonight
November 16, 2025 at 4:09 AM
Everyone who watched curling tonight
It's one of those mornings where it's cold in the shade, hot in the sun, and too windy to take a 2 foot inflatable duck to the top of an observation tower.
November 15, 2025 at 4:49 PM
It's one of those mornings where it's cold in the shade, hot in the sun, and too windy to take a 2 foot inflatable duck to the top of an observation tower.
Curling stone colors are 1, 2, 3,
Red, yellow, and blue
Red, yellow, and blue
November 15, 2025 at 2:32 AM
Curling stone colors are 1, 2, 3,
Red, yellow, and blue
Red, yellow, and blue
One more hour, and then I get FIVE days off!
November 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
One more hour, and then I get FIVE days off!
Excited to visit the one in Sioux Falls (Brandon) tomorrow!
November 13, 2025 at 5:37 PM
Excited to visit the one in Sioux Falls (Brandon) tomorrow!
Almost got kicked out of an Applebees in college.
My friends were being too loud and too graphic about what they had seen during their nursing clinicals.
My friends were being too loud and too graphic about what they had seen during their nursing clinicals.
Yall ever been kicked out of a bar or club? Like are you banned from anywhere. 😂
November 13, 2025 at 4:31 PM
Almost got kicked out of an Applebees in college.
My friends were being too loud and too graphic about what they had seen during their nursing clinicals.
My friends were being too loud and too graphic about what they had seen during their nursing clinicals.
I'm rewatching the Leverage commentaries, and I've lost count of how many times they said a variant of "the version we ripped from the headline is worse."
TV conspiracies: we’ve hacked their computers but they’ve perfectly cleaned up the evidence!
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
Real conspiracies:
To: conspirator
From: famous person
Attachment: evidence.png
November 12, 2025 at 9:53 PM
I'm rewatching the Leverage commentaries, and I've lost count of how many times they said a variant of "the version we ripped from the headline is worse."
Turns out the ambient curling noise masked some neighborhood fireworks well enough that the dogs weren't bothered. (Until we muted to make sure that's what we were hearing.)
So that's information to have.
So that's information to have.
November 12, 2025 at 2:21 AM
Turns out the ambient curling noise masked some neighborhood fireworks well enough that the dogs weren't bothered. (Until we muted to make sure that's what we were hearing.)
So that's information to have.
So that's information to have.
My poor roommate is stuck listening to ME provide commentary on a game.
November 12, 2025 at 1:52 AM
My poor roommate is stuck listening to ME provide commentary on a game.
It seems like the more attention I pay to this curling game, the worse Team Casper does.
a woman is standing next to a wooden bench and says i said i 'm sorry .
Alt: a woman is standing next to a wooden bench and says i said i 'm sorry .
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 1:51 AM
It seems like the more attention I pay to this curling game, the worse Team Casper does.
Too bad I have a day job.
But is there a song? That is an annoying ear worm? Cuz, it sounds like it needs a song performed by an earnest man with a guitar.
November 11, 2025 at 9:51 PM
Too bad I have a day job.
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It’s Veterans Day & a disabled Native Veteran hasn’t been paid this month causing her bank account to go in the negative. Anything helps for groceries! #VeteransDay
My mother is a retired commission corp Lt. Commander, but apparently commission corp is not protected for federal shutdown! She didn’t get paid yesterday and she is disabled Native veteran and won’t get any pay this month. Her cashapp is $aspochunk. #HelpSky
November 11, 2025 at 2:19 PM
It’s Veterans Day & a disabled Native Veteran hasn’t been paid this month causing her bank account to go in the negative. Anything helps for groceries! #VeteransDay
I remember talking to a woman who was surprised that a bank would not issue a 2nd mortgage to her 90 y/o mother.
"I don't get it! She has good credit."
"I don't get it! She has good credit."
INGRAHAM: Is a 50 year mortgage really a good idea?
TRUMP: It's not even a big deal. You go from 40 to 50 years. All it means is you pay less per month
TRUMP: It's not even a big deal. You go from 40 to 50 years. All it means is you pay less per month
November 11, 2025 at 1:14 AM
I remember talking to a woman who was surprised that a bank would not issue a 2nd mortgage to her 90 y/o mother.
"I don't get it! She has good credit."
"I don't get it! She has good credit."
"It wasn't 40 million people starving that made them cave. They were willing to put up with that. But the threat of holiday traveling being disrupted seems to be the thing to push them to give in."
Well said, fellow American.
Well said, fellow American.
I received this email about Democrats caving to end the shutdown from one of the SNAP recipients I spoke to:
November 10, 2025 at 6:27 PM
"It wasn't 40 million people starving that made them cave. They were willing to put up with that. But the threat of holiday traveling being disrupted seems to be the thing to push them to give in."
Well said, fellow American.
Well said, fellow American.
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The Vision, from The Quest and Achievement of the Holy Grail, by Edwin Austin Abbey, 1901, 📸 by Noah Graham
November 10, 2025 at 3:38 PM
The Vision, from The Quest and Achievement of the Holy Grail, by Edwin Austin Abbey, 1901, 📸 by Noah Graham
Every time I hear the old adage about how often a broken clock is right, I think about every clock I've had that either ran fast or slow. (We had to adjust our living room clock every couple of months.)
Technically broken, yet never right.
Technically broken, yet never right.
November 10, 2025 at 4:30 PM
Every time I hear the old adage about how often a broken clock is right, I think about every clock I've had that either ran fast or slow. (We had to adjust our living room clock every couple of months.)
Technically broken, yet never right.
Technically broken, yet never right.
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*brings a first aid kit to a knife fight*
November 8, 2025 at 6:04 PM
*brings a first aid kit to a knife fight*
Who set an alarm for a ten minute snooze at 8 pm, and then woke up at 1 am?
Oh, I don't know, maybe the same person who has been averaging just under 5 hours a night for the last week.
See also: me
Oh, I don't know, maybe the same person who has been averaging just under 5 hours a night for the last week.
See also: me
November 9, 2025 at 10:11 AM
Who set an alarm for a ten minute snooze at 8 pm, and then woke up at 1 am?
Oh, I don't know, maybe the same person who has been averaging just under 5 hours a night for the last week.
See also: me
Oh, I don't know, maybe the same person who has been averaging just under 5 hours a night for the last week.
See also: me