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@seascribble.bsky.social
Now that I'm only nominally a star war, it feels like I should move on from the false advertising of being a horny boba fett account. But if not a horny boba fett account then what am I???
If you know me in real life, no you don't.
(they/them)
If you know me in real life, no you don't.
(they/them)
Everybody says they registered for the childcare waitlist as soon as they found out they were pregnant. It requires a NAME what are people DOING??????
December 7, 2025 at 11:28 PM
Everybody says they registered for the childcare waitlist as soon as they found out they were pregnant. It requires a NAME what are people DOING??????
Favourite commentary so far on that debacle
"We recently announced that Netflix will acquire William Shakespeare, including his plays, sonnets, narrative poems and indeed also his biography and everything he ever said. This unites our leading entertainment service with William Shakespeare's iconic stories. 'All the world's a Netflix!'"
December 7, 2025 at 11:11 PM
Favourite commentary so far on that debacle
Shoosh walk report: B-
Naughty in the leash but settled down, did a good job when the sidewalk plough passed us
Naughty in the leash but settled down, did a good job when the sidewalk plough passed us
December 7, 2025 at 11:09 PM
Shoosh walk report: B-
Naughty in the leash but settled down, did a good job when the sidewalk plough passed us
Naughty in the leash but settled down, did a good job when the sidewalk plough passed us
Vacuuming done, last load of laundry washing, googling dry shampoo for sensitive puppies
(Oh fuck my yuletideeeeee)
(Oh fuck my yuletideeeeee)
Plan for the day:
Finish vacuuming and laundry, walk Shoosh, bath Shoosh, complete Yuletide draft, naps.
I‘m already at like a 6 on the nausea and exhaustion scale so all of this is subject to be punted except ideally the shoosh walk
Finish vacuuming and laundry, walk Shoosh, bath Shoosh, complete Yuletide draft, naps.
I‘m already at like a 6 on the nausea and exhaustion scale so all of this is subject to be punted except ideally the shoosh walk
December 7, 2025 at 8:13 PM
Vacuuming done, last load of laundry washing, googling dry shampoo for sensitive puppies
(Oh fuck my yuletideeeeee)
(Oh fuck my yuletideeeeee)
"Anytime someone I'm dating mentions someone they used to love
in a semi-nostalgic or non-cynical way
I immediately want to drive my car head-first into a swamp full of battery acid
ruining Christmas for everyone!!!"
My girl Hera Lindsay Bird.
in a semi-nostalgic or non-cynical way
I immediately want to drive my car head-first into a swamp full of battery acid
ruining Christmas for everyone!!!"
My girl Hera Lindsay Bird.
Which lines of poetry live rent-free in your head?
December 7, 2025 at 6:48 PM
"Anytime someone I'm dating mentions someone they used to love
in a semi-nostalgic or non-cynical way
I immediately want to drive my car head-first into a swamp full of battery acid
ruining Christmas for everyone!!!"
My girl Hera Lindsay Bird.
in a semi-nostalgic or non-cynical way
I immediately want to drive my car head-first into a swamp full of battery acid
ruining Christmas for everyone!!!"
My girl Hera Lindsay Bird.
Plan for the day:
Finish vacuuming and laundry, walk Shoosh, bath Shoosh, complete Yuletide draft, naps.
I‘m already at like a 6 on the nausea and exhaustion scale so all of this is subject to be punted except ideally the shoosh walk
Finish vacuuming and laundry, walk Shoosh, bath Shoosh, complete Yuletide draft, naps.
I‘m already at like a 6 on the nausea and exhaustion scale so all of this is subject to be punted except ideally the shoosh walk
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 PM
Plan for the day:
Finish vacuuming and laundry, walk Shoosh, bath Shoosh, complete Yuletide draft, naps.
I‘m already at like a 6 on the nausea and exhaustion scale so all of this is subject to be punted except ideally the shoosh walk
Finish vacuuming and laundry, walk Shoosh, bath Shoosh, complete Yuletide draft, naps.
I‘m already at like a 6 on the nausea and exhaustion scale so all of this is subject to be punted except ideally the shoosh walk
Is it just me or is the lighting of episode 3 of the hockey soft core worse than the first two?
December 7, 2025 at 1:25 AM
Is it just me or is the lighting of episode 3 of the hockey soft core worse than the first two?
I got laundry and vacuuming halfway done, Shoosh got a 12 minute walk (report: B), I'm gonna try to get the rest of the Yuletide bones knocked together, and then my reward will be gay hockeys.
Plan for the day: put laundry away, vacuum, take shoosh for a walk or maybe to the park, wash the shoosh, watch the new gay hockeys episode
December 6, 2025 at 10:11 PM
I got laundry and vacuuming halfway done, Shoosh got a 12 minute walk (report: B), I'm gonna try to get the rest of the Yuletide bones knocked together, and then my reward will be gay hockeys.
Nunu: lurking so she can dart into the basement while I do laundry
Nunu: gets locked in the basement
Nunu: wailing and sobbing while I finish doing other chores upstairs and she cannot leave the basement
She will learn nothing from this
Nunu: gets locked in the basement
Nunu: wailing and sobbing while I finish doing other chores upstairs and she cannot leave the basement
She will learn nothing from this
December 6, 2025 at 6:28 PM
Nunu: lurking so she can dart into the basement while I do laundry
Nunu: gets locked in the basement
Nunu: wailing and sobbing while I finish doing other chores upstairs and she cannot leave the basement
She will learn nothing from this
Nunu: gets locked in the basement
Nunu: wailing and sobbing while I finish doing other chores upstairs and she cannot leave the basement
She will learn nothing from this
The admin at the clinic where I had my breast reduction at 15 called me yesterday to let me know she found a few incomplete records and sent them over. No notes about the procedure, but I have his initial assessment where he recommends the inferior pedicle technique and anticipates removing 700g.
December 6, 2025 at 3:37 PM
The admin at the clinic where I had my breast reduction at 15 called me yesterday to let me know she found a few incomplete records and sent them over. No notes about the procedure, but I have his initial assessment where he recommends the inferior pedicle technique and anticipates removing 700g.
!!! WORK ON YULETIDE !!!!
Plan for the day: put laundry away, vacuum, take shoosh for a walk or maybe to the park, wash the shoosh, watch the new gay hockeys episode
December 6, 2025 at 2:05 PM
!!! WORK ON YULETIDE !!!!
Plan for the day: put laundry away, vacuum, take shoosh for a walk or maybe to the park, wash the shoosh, watch the new gay hockeys episode
December 6, 2025 at 2:01 PM
Plan for the day: put laundry away, vacuum, take shoosh for a walk or maybe to the park, wash the shoosh, watch the new gay hockeys episode
Rich friend bookclub was lovely but we got tragic news about the immigration status of two of our members including my best friend in the group and now i am sad and so angry at the Canadian government.
December 6, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Rich friend bookclub was lovely but we got tragic news about the immigration status of two of our members including my best friend in the group and now i am sad and so angry at the Canadian government.
Got my flu shot. Idk if the new pharmacist is more uptight or if it is because I’m pregnant but he made me wait to be observed for the 15 minutes. I’m still having an irrational anxiety (it’s so early!!!) but I’m trying to squash it
December 5, 2025 at 8:57 PM
Got my flu shot. Idk if the new pharmacist is more uptight or if it is because I’m pregnant but he made me wait to be observed for the 15 minutes. I’m still having an irrational anxiety (it’s so early!!!) but I’m trying to squash it
Ohhhh my pregnancy app is definitely using a plagiarism machine for their little articles they generate every day. I suspected before but I just read the one on hair growth/loss and it was painfully obvious. Weird sentence and paragraph transitions, mainly.
December 5, 2025 at 4:48 PM
Ohhhh my pregnancy app is definitely using a plagiarism machine for their little articles they generate every day. I suspected before but I just read the one on hair growth/loss and it was painfully obvious. Weird sentence and paragraph transitions, mainly.
If your child is snotty and sneezing DO NOT COME TO MY OFFICE. I have got to get better at sending people away.
December 5, 2025 at 3:11 PM
If your child is snotty and sneezing DO NOT COME TO MY OFFICE. I have got to get better at sending people away.
Work just released an announcement about a ”concerning rise in flu cases.” it feels insane that neither my OB or my family doctor said anything about getting vaccinated. I sucked up my irrational fear and emailed the pharmacy yesterday to book and feel good about it now but also *screaming*
December 5, 2025 at 1:43 PM
Work just released an announcement about a ”concerning rise in flu cases.” it feels insane that neither my OB or my family doctor said anything about getting vaccinated. I sucked up my irrational fear and emailed the pharmacy yesterday to book and feel good about it now but also *screaming*
Just got an email update for a property I guess I was looking at buying when I lived in Cape Breton. It’s enough to do bad things to your blood pressure.
December 5, 2025 at 1:05 AM
Just got an email update for a property I guess I was looking at buying when I lived in Cape Breton. It’s enough to do bad things to your blood pressure.
Perry bought me these on a recent grocery shop because they’re hard to find consistently and one of my favourites. Several times a day I’ll think “ooh I want a caramel” but actually opening the jar and eating one has the same inertia factor as jumping in a cold shower.
December 4, 2025 at 11:22 PM
Perry bought me these on a recent grocery shop because they’re hard to find consistently and one of my favourites. Several times a day I’ll think “ooh I want a caramel” but actually opening the jar and eating one has the same inertia factor as jumping in a cold shower.
I was going to take Shoosh to the park but it’s minus 14 and I am so tired and nauseous.
December 4, 2025 at 9:06 PM
I was going to take Shoosh to the park but it’s minus 14 and I am so tired and nauseous.
Eating an avocado toast at 3pm. For the baby, obviously.
(and we apparently can’t afford a house after all, so why shouldn’t I avocado toast)
(and we apparently can’t afford a house after all, so why shouldn’t I avocado toast)
December 4, 2025 at 8:21 PM
Eating an avocado toast at 3pm. For the baby, obviously.
(and we apparently can’t afford a house after all, so why shouldn’t I avocado toast)
(and we apparently can’t afford a house after all, so why shouldn’t I avocado toast)
Colleague teaching my class with me at our check in earlier: how you feeling?
Me: super good actually! It’s great!
Class starts in 45 minutes and I feel like I just got hit by a truck and also a puke stick
Me: super good actually! It’s great!
Class starts in 45 minutes and I feel like I just got hit by a truck and also a puke stick
December 4, 2025 at 4:11 PM
Colleague teaching my class with me at our check in earlier: how you feeling?
Me: super good actually! It’s great!
Class starts in 45 minutes and I feel like I just got hit by a truck and also a puke stick
Me: super good actually! It’s great!
Class starts in 45 minutes and I feel like I just got hit by a truck and also a puke stick
I’m gonna be sooooo brave and go to French class tonight because I know my friends will worry if I don’t and also I wanna show them my fetus picture
December 3, 2025 at 11:25 PM
I’m gonna be sooooo brave and go to French class tonight because I know my friends will worry if I don’t and also I wanna show them my fetus picture
#projectsciencebaby symptoms did not stay gone lol
December 3, 2025 at 9:03 PM
#projectsciencebaby symptoms did not stay gone lol
Lmao the Toyota needs a new catalytic converter because there’s a hole in the bracket where the pipes connect. Mechanic says it’s safe to drive (just gonna get louder) and 2k to fix it, so I’m gonna drive it until the in-laws give us their used car in the spring. They also gave me advice on selling
December 3, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Lmao the Toyota needs a new catalytic converter because there’s a hole in the bracket where the pipes connect. Mechanic says it’s safe to drive (just gonna get louder) and 2k to fix it, so I’m gonna drive it until the in-laws give us their used car in the spring. They also gave me advice on selling