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Now that I'm only nominally a star war, it feels like I should move on from the false advertising of being a horny boba fett account. But if not a horny boba fett account then what am I??? If you know me in real life, no you don't. (they/them)

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boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 6m

Oh I am WELL aware. The devil’s hormone. Unfortunately, I’m on it until my blood test and this time I just have to try to figure out how tonot want to die about it. We strongly suspect d/c’ing it last time caused an early loss

boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 19m

Increased progesterone would account for the symptoms but why would my progesterone be that increased right after I ovulated idkkkkk. Anyway I started the prog supplement so the next two weeks should be exciting (derogatory)

boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 22m

She reassured me about sterility precautions (ha) and was like maybe it’s a good sign it’s different because your hormones might be more elevated. She dismissed the weight gain so I guess OHSS isn’t on their radar. I do feel better than I did last night so maybe she’s right. It would be wild.

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boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 22m

They returned my call and were actually quite kind and helpful. She said it was too soon for infection but to monitor for symptoms for a week and that it could be just irritation from how hard the procedure was.

boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 31m

blessings on ur house, poison control

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boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 2h

Will the mortal form indignities never cease

boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 2h

Okay I did call them on my way to work. I still feel Incorrect, if not emergently so. We’ll see if they think it merits calling back.

boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 12h

I’m just genuinely worried they’ll be mean to me and dismiss me since I’m not bleeding and the pain is only like a 5. I’m going to give it a couple hours. If it’s bad enough I can’t sleep I’ll call or go to emerg.

boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 13h

#tmi so if I’m bloated and my abdomen hurts and I weigh 7.7lbs more than I did yesterday, do I call the clinic? I‘m not actively bleeding; I spotted a little tonight but otherwise haven’t since yesterday. I don’t want to call them if I don’t have to but I also don’t want to let something slip.

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boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 13h

We got tickets to see Frankenstein at the weekend, so that's nice

boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 14h

I mean it’s cbc and ctv wrote articles obviously but you have to be checking the news

boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 14h

AND ALSO unless you're checking the public health measles page, you would not know that there were exposures so you wouldn't be monitoring and I just. Fucking hate this timeline. Vaccinate your fucking kids and your fucking self.

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boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 14h

They had literally just declared the outbreak over earlier this month. "The risk remains low" but...those are fucking high traffic places.

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boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 14h

In the last week, there have been measles exposures at the IKEA and the super store I sometimes go to. 🙃 I'm immune, but if I have a baby am I just never going to take it grocery shopping until I can lie about taking it to a high risk area and get it vaccinated at six months

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boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 16h

Truly 😂 it’s the same research base but the program we use almost ignores sensory input and is cheesy and really pushes parent participation. They hate it. When I teach it solo, I suspect I will be largely doing a cursory run through the slides and then teaching an off brand Floortime class

boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 17h

Ope

boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 17h

Here’s the recipe I roughly follow in case you need it :D www.themediterraneandish.com/toum-garlic-...

Traditional Toum Garlic Sauce (4 Ingredients) | The Mediterranean Dish

Toum is the best whipped garlic sauce you'll try! This traditional recipe is vegan & GF. Made of garlic, oil, lemon juice & salt. Technique is key!

www.themediterraneandish.com

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boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 17h

Is smothering them in garlic sauce appreciably different from Greek potatoes for your purposes? Because that’s the best way to eat a potato short of poutine and that’s annoying to make at home.

boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 17h

…oof.

boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 17h

Okay I pared it down; it’s very similar to what I sent in their stupid review form. when I have the spoons, I’ll send a copy to their patient complaint department as well.

boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 18h

Ah, my angry google review of the awful local clinic is 1200 words too long for the word count.

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boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 19h

I even!!!! Made a baseball joke! Thanks jays skyline.

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boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 20h

Me teaching the super structured copyrighted parent coaching class: falling asleep, forgetting my script, nobody is listening
Me teaching about developmental and relational interaction based on accommodating sensory needs: no script, animated, confident, people are asking questions

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boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 20h

Oh man I need the pronoun fabric. Would make a chuck tingle style mask out of it.

boba fett's codpiece @seascribble.bsky.social · 21h

So valid <3