I knew I should have learned to see when I had the chance

perry took it like a champ, I have to say 😂

I’m torn between wanting to Look Pregnant (when properly showing) and Scary Gender Feels. It’s already hard enough to not be casually misgendered at work, but maternity wear is so frilly. I’m hoping to get a couple good pairs of pants and nice shirts and then just wear my button ups open over them

Old navy is the only place I plan to shop 😂 I’m fat so I’m skeptical of the bands but that brand looks like it does have a good size range.

I’m not ready for maternity pants so the gas and water retention need to settle the fuck down 😂 I was hoping to make it to my 12 week scan before buying anything baby specific, to be cautious

Oh it for sure is (although idk what my boobs are doing, they swelled up and then deflated), but the current baby bump is gas and water retention

It’s canon :D

Unfair. *hug*

The testosterone + pregnancy sense of smell is a baddddd combination 😂😭

I would use the hell out of juniper breeze

It’s on purpose! He’s doing great! Can’t believe people didn’t know that.

Then I submitted a photo of my PR card to the mortgage broker. I’ve been a citizen since 2023. *facepalm* I think maybe we need to shelve the house buying until my brain works again

My executive function is normally super good! Pregnancy brain is so real.

You can pay 75$ for a private scan at one of those boutique places and I was gonna do it but Health Canada doesn’t recommend them and also I realized if there’s bad news (which is possible but not likely!!!! Shut up brain!!) I don’t want it from some random boutique sonography tech.

Well? Remains to be seen. But it can be DONE

Yuletide is at 814 words. I CAN DO THE THING.

It does seem like you can edit the baby's name information without it affecting anything, so that's good. CLOCKING OUT FROM THIS UNTIL WEDNESDAY NOW.