Riley
@seapupper.bsky.social
Semi-local Seal man seen gallumping ominously down sidewalks that were not previously there but gone once the slapping sounds ceased. Stay tuned for the 69 clock news
31 they/them
31 they/them
Not to be all look at my drawings but look. Behold.
February 8, 2026 at 11:03 PM
Not to be all look at my drawings but look. Behold.
Hmm yes. I think I will have car crash nightmares for a wee bit.
For the backstory ofc
For the backstory ofc
February 7, 2026 at 11:05 PM
Hmm yes. I think I will have car crash nightmares for a wee bit.
For the backstory ofc
For the backstory ofc
![Kazai: [in Angelic] I can communicate to Medians just fine using their native language! BEHOLD!
Kieri: I-I didn't ask--](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kvcjbj7i4nleifl3la6dzob2/bafkreif4wtg4vkz5ici6me7akpikk4uw5zwfmyazvunraggclf224rsf3e@jpeg)
![Kazai: [in Lingo] Median! Answer my query!](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:kvcjbj7i4nleifl3la6dzob2/bafkreihnb5p4bqp45cfcgdpv646nxzyu72kgdohqjdqgt24v7tq4crzbvm@jpeg)
The sad thing about my newly wrecked car is I'm gonna have to think of another pun name for the next car
February 2, 2026 at 9:51 PM
The sad thing about my newly wrecked car is I'm gonna have to think of another pun name for the next car
Made my own kotasu last night by throwing a heater under my 'desk' and the blanket over the me part of the table.
January 27, 2026 at 11:14 PM
Made my own kotasu last night by throwing a heater under my 'desk' and the blanket over the me part of the table.
How it's been reading a collection of books regarding the Classics of literature.
January 25, 2026 at 10:19 PM
How it's been reading a collection of books regarding the Classics of literature.
[Slams book on table] I didn't check the translation of Illiad when I got it and it's the alexander pope translation so now I have to play 5D chess to remember the greek-roman god equivalents.
January 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM
[Slams book on table] I didn't check the translation of Illiad when I got it and it's the alexander pope translation so now I have to play 5D chess to remember the greek-roman god equivalents.
The green cone sitting on my counter in a container is slowly turning brown. I have sandy soil, wood ash and a dyi greenhouse to start making seeds grow
January 20, 2026 at 12:38 AM
The green cone sitting on my counter in a container is slowly turning brown. I have sandy soil, wood ash and a dyi greenhouse to start making seeds grow
I wanna go to the rock show and look at rocks. I wanna go to a museum. I want the studio tour of Universal to scare me with the earthquake flood sequence
January 19, 2026 at 10:35 PM
I wanna go to the rock show and look at rocks. I wanna go to a museum. I want the studio tour of Universal to scare me with the earthquake flood sequence
Anyway time to re read the tragedy of Antigone again
January 19, 2026 at 10:34 PM
Anyway time to re read the tragedy of Antigone again
Reposted by Riley
Since his socialist ideology was written out of the history books.. In his own words:
"If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell."
Happy MLK Day.
"If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell."
Happy MLK Day.
January 19, 2026 at 2:55 PM
Since his socialist ideology was written out of the history books.. In his own words:
"If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell."
Happy MLK Day.
"If America does not use her vast resources of wealth to end poverty and make it possible for all of God’s children to have the basic necessities of life, she too will go to hell."
Happy MLK Day.
I read a book and can now excitedly explain the different events that fed the fire that was the greek invasion of troy.
January 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
I read a book and can now excitedly explain the different events that fed the fire that was the greek invasion of troy.
Me today, for no reason while staring at the saplings dying of root rot in the greenhouse of the museum: I wonder if you can grow these bitches from clippings?
The internet: baby idk, maybe.
Me: inchresting 🤔
The internet: baby idk, maybe.
Me: inchresting 🤔
January 12, 2026 at 10:26 PM
Me today, for no reason while staring at the saplings dying of root rot in the greenhouse of the museum: I wonder if you can grow these bitches from clippings?
The internet: baby idk, maybe.
Me: inchresting 🤔
The internet: baby idk, maybe.
Me: inchresting 🤔
Reposted by Riley
The Hiveworks Artist Guild has released a public statement alleging years of labor abuses, financial mismanagement, and misconduct at Hiveworks at the hands of Xellette “Xel” Velamist and Isabelle “Isa” Melançon. Read their full statement at:
cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...
cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...
January 12, 2026 at 3:19 PM
The Hiveworks Artist Guild has released a public statement alleging years of labor abuses, financial mismanagement, and misconduct at Hiveworks at the hands of Xellette “Xel” Velamist and Isabelle “Isa” Melançon. Read their full statement at:
cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...
cartoonist.coop/hiveworks-gu...
Marked survivor of this year's evaluation
January 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
Marked survivor of this year's evaluation
Howling loudly in the store because my yearly eval is today and management hasn't appeared to rip off the bandaid yet
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Howling loudly in the store because my yearly eval is today and management hasn't appeared to rip off the bandaid yet
Well this is my life now
January 6, 2026 at 9:08 PM
Well this is my life now
[Rubbing a decal on my car using an anti-depressant bottle]
My mental health is stellar ✨️
My mental health is stellar ✨️
January 3, 2026 at 1:05 AM
[Rubbing a decal on my car using an anti-depressant bottle]
My mental health is stellar ✨️
My mental health is stellar ✨️
Reposted by Riley
December 31, 2025 at 6:38 PM
I left blood somewhere in the snow around here and I'm not saying where
December 29, 2025 at 10:34 PM
I left blood somewhere in the snow around here and I'm not saying where
Any way, don't try to free gundam pieces from the frame with just a OSHA Violation Exacto Knife, wait until you find your nippers to build that Banshee Unicorn Destroy Mode with the Big Meaty Claw(tm) kids.
Def don't keep trying to do it after approximately nine injuries to your fingees.
Def don't keep trying to do it after approximately nine injuries to your fingees.
December 29, 2025 at 10:33 PM
Any way, don't try to free gundam pieces from the frame with just a OSHA Violation Exacto Knife, wait until you find your nippers to build that Banshee Unicorn Destroy Mode with the Big Meaty Claw(tm) kids.
Def don't keep trying to do it after approximately nine injuries to your fingees.
Def don't keep trying to do it after approximately nine injuries to your fingees.
TW CW BLOOD.
Today I found out if you put pressure on the not body part of say, a deep cut on a finger, it will squirt blood. It is morbid and entertaining
This post is sponsored by OSHA Violation Exacto Knife and viewers like you.
Today I found out if you put pressure on the not body part of say, a deep cut on a finger, it will squirt blood. It is morbid and entertaining
This post is sponsored by OSHA Violation Exacto Knife and viewers like you.
December 29, 2025 at 10:28 PM
TW CW BLOOD.
Today I found out if you put pressure on the not body part of say, a deep cut on a finger, it will squirt blood. It is morbid and entertaining
This post is sponsored by OSHA Violation Exacto Knife and viewers like you.
Today I found out if you put pressure on the not body part of say, a deep cut on a finger, it will squirt blood. It is morbid and entertaining
This post is sponsored by OSHA Violation Exacto Knife and viewers like you.
Mobile Suit Gundam: 363 Spheal
December 19, 2025 at 11:34 PM
Mobile Suit Gundam: 363 Spheal
Today I thought too much about the og Avatar movie and want to live in the world where the native proole are orange like tigers. Today in my TED talk-
December 19, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Today I thought too much about the og Avatar movie and want to live in the world where the native proole are orange like tigers. Today in my TED talk-
My only desire* is giant spheal, cold cuddles spheal, a working wii u and twilight princess HD so I can play the bitch outta that game again
December 19, 2025 at 7:15 AM
My only desire* is giant spheal, cold cuddles spheal, a working wii u and twilight princess HD so I can play the bitch outta that game again