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Riley
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Semi-local Seal man seen gallumping ominously down sidewalks that were not previously there but gone once the slapping sounds ceased. Stay tuned for the 69 clock news

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Subi-Doo the Subaru was a perfect name and I ruined the entire bit
February 2, 2026 at 9:52 PM
Plus bonus
January 25, 2026 at 10:22 PM
Also reading it aloud when I'm home from work to remember how to say words
January 25, 2026 at 6:33 PM
I have successfully gotten the email and sent away my questions for the Arborist.
January 18, 2026 at 11:03 PM
A Thousand Ships was a good read, yes
January 18, 2026 at 11:00 PM
Any way, hunting down the arborist's contact info while reading up on soft wood type tree clipping and cloning procedures for no reason whatsoever
January 12, 2026 at 10:29 PM
It was actually really good, I continue to maintain equilibrium at my for life job
January 12, 2026 at 12:40 AM
I dont even get extra pay for getting a good eval. My only motivation is to keep my job and not get blamed for stupid shit
January 11, 2026 at 9:13 PM
I did somethings okay this year and didn't call out a fuck load or get caught on my phone. That's it ez. Done but noooo it's gonna take two hours to do because management loves talking
January 11, 2026 at 9:08 PM