seanmcdhorror.bsky.social
@seanmcdhorror.bsky.social
Author of Not Another 80s Horror Novel and other books.
This doesn’t apply to, “Not Another 80s Horror Novel,” all the chaos and cleavage you can fit into a mass market paperback for $13.97!

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November 26, 2025 at 10:05 AM
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I will forever be mad that mass market paperbacks don’t really exist anymore & if they do, they’re hideously expensive.
November 26, 2025 at 3:10 AM
What’s fascinating to me is how well those movies consistently do despite not really being standard blockbuster material.

They’re thick, grim, downer scifi movies that don’t water down their heavy themes but… fuck it, people just wanna see Apes pop off.
anyway the only film franchise i actually care about these days is THE PLANET OF THE APES (which i did write a column about)
November 25, 2025 at 1:06 AM
Anybody not wearing two million sunblock is gonna have a real bad day, Charlie Brown.
"One thing about living with Charlie Brown I never could stomach—all the damn vampires."
“And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Charlie Brown. I'm tryin' real hard to be the shepherd.”
November 24, 2025 at 2:05 PM
I’m just starting #welcometoderry. I’ll know feelings on this show are mixed, but this title sequence freaking rules, right?
November 21, 2025 at 1:13 AM
“Hey, Faye. Dont take this the wrong way, but are you an AI?”

I just called a repair vendor I’ve done business with before. I was put on the line with “Faye.” An AI voice just close enough to be human but wrong enough to be deeply fucking creepy, and still not as effective as talking to a person.
November 20, 2025 at 1:32 PM
….The movie End of Days really set an incestuous, supernatural threesome to Limp Bizkit, eh?
November 18, 2025 at 11:59 PM
The first time I saw “True Lies,” when Juno Skinner introduced herself I thought she said, “Do you know Skinner?”

To this day, I dread meeting someone named Juno Skinner at a party and responding, “No, never met him.”
November 18, 2025 at 9:52 PM
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Some inspiring words on cinema in the streaming era from the Pope.

Yes, THAT Pope.
November 15, 2025 at 4:26 PM
The 1st #Avatar actually came out when my wife and I first started dating.

We now have a 10 year old and in that whole time James Cameron has done nothing except make 3 of these goddamn blue alien movies that make a gazillion dollars and then never get spoken about again until he makes another 1.
November 14, 2025 at 12:06 PM
I activated the bowser laser in Mario Party and wiped 123 coins away from my ten year old.

This is what Oppenheimer felt when the bombs dropped.
November 13, 2025 at 12:01 AM
Sometimes the perfect writing comp just hits you out of nowhere.

….Anyway, my new book is “Hellraiser meets Hell’s Kitchen.”

#horrorsky #writersky #hellraiser
November 11, 2025 at 3:16 PM
The chairs I need to buy for work cost $40 more cuz of President Business’ tariffs.

Thanks, MAGA.
November 6, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Old boots! New boots! Pick up trucks!

Uh… Cold beer! Standing for flags! Kneeling for crosses!

….Sweet tea? Farms with no immigrant labor?

Am I doing this right? Can I have some money now?h

#countrymusic #countrysky
November 6, 2025 at 12:00 PM
“Perhaps a nice Sean McDonough novel would make this difficult experience a little more palatable, sir?”
#horrorsky #cuomo #nycmayor
November 6, 2025 at 11:51 AM
I mean. You can buy from Religious Sean if you want, but it’s not gonna be the same.

#horrorsky #horrorbooks
November 4, 2025 at 4:52 PM
I work full time in facility management. That’s what keeps food on the table.
We can fight this by not making our safety nets invisible.

Here's mine: it's impossible for me to afford to live on what this Press makes, even though it's my full time job.

My wife works full time and gets our healthcare.

My mother invested $20,000 over 3 years to get the Press off the ground.
Many full time creatives have “invisible safety nets” like bread-winning partners, trust funds, external support, etc. No shame on anyone, but it creates a false vision of success. The cost of going to cons alone on top of hoping to eat as a freelancer are untenable, IMO.
November 3, 2025 at 3:37 PM
NFL on Fox really just stuck with the robots, eh?
November 2, 2025 at 9:01 PM
Amazon is helping fund a $300 million build of a ballroom for the White House.

Independent bookstores are donating to food banks and organizations that help with food insecurity.

They are not the same.
November 1, 2025 at 12:34 AM
True Blood walked so Euphoria can run and I’ll stand by that.
October 31, 2025 at 1:45 PM
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Please share: Marjorie Taylor Greene doesn’t want you to know her opponent’s name. That’s how desperate she is to keep her seat.

I’m Shawn Harris. I am a Democrat, husband, father, Retired Brigadier General, and farmer. I’m running against her. Join me live now:
www.youtube.com
October 31, 2025 at 11:09 AM
Post a witch(‘s cats)
October 27, 2025 at 6:03 PM
My youngest asks, “ Is there free will here or whatever?”

…Reader, she meant, “Free WiFi.”
October 27, 2025 at 5:17 PM
The owner of this paper doesn’t make the president wear a rubber.
October 27, 2025 at 10:42 AM
This is how MAGAs think vaccines get made
October 24, 2025 at 4:48 PM