ScudB8
@scudb8.bsky.social
Obsolete Army nurse, collector of strays (all species), tchotchkes, and pseudoliths, capable of going from Sweet Granny to Shrieking Banshee in nothin' flat. Does various fiber arts in lulls between the storms. Chucks & Pearls forever.
He's turning Grok into the personality he wishes he had, complete with simulated empathy and a prosthetic sense of humor. It would be sad if it weren't so creepy.
November 24, 2025 at 4:09 PM
He's turning Grok into the personality he wishes he had, complete with simulated empathy and a prosthetic sense of humor. It would be sad if it weren't so creepy.
More likely, the Cheney family have told him not to dare to show his face.
November 20, 2025 at 2:44 AM
More likely, the Cheney family have told him not to dare to show his face.
His whole gang is probably panicking. I hope so!
November 15, 2025 at 1:00 AM
His whole gang is probably panicking. I hope so!
Well, so much for that option.
November 15, 2025 at 12:55 AM
Well, so much for that option.
She's trying to out-Loomer Loony Laura.
November 8, 2025 at 5:28 PM
She's trying to out-Loomer Loony Laura.
Give it another 20 years. They need to mature / ossify / deteriorate a bit more.
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I have sworn a blood oath, never again will I vote for anybody older than I am!
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I have sworn a blood oath, never again will I vote for anybody older than I am!
November 8, 2025 at 5:18 PM
Give it another 20 years. They need to mature / ossify / deteriorate a bit more.
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I have sworn a blood oath, never again will I vote for anybody older than I am!
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I have sworn a blood oath, never again will I vote for anybody older than I am!
Probably the only person who was willing to fellate Hegseth for the attention.
November 4, 2025 at 3:29 PM
Probably the only person who was willing to fellate Hegseth for the attention.
At this point, he's so fragile he'll melt down if the French fries in his Happy Meal are pointed in the wrong direction.
October 25, 2025 at 9:28 PM
At this point, he's so fragile he'll melt down if the French fries in his Happy Meal are pointed in the wrong direction.
Stevie, sweetie, you really need to start taking those pills every day. We can tell when you forget them.
October 2, 2025 at 12:23 AM
Stevie, sweetie, you really need to start taking those pills every day. We can tell when you forget them.
"... but, but... look, I brought marshmallows this time!"
September 24, 2025 at 10:25 PM
"... but, but... look, I brought marshmallows this time!"
It gets all pouty when I inform it, "I do not converse with Skynet wannabes."
September 23, 2025 at 5:14 PM
It gets all pouty when I inform it, "I do not converse with Skynet wannabes."
If RFK-Jr's anecdote is true, it would explain some things about both of them. Pass the brain bleach, please.
September 16, 2025 at 4:02 AM
If RFK-Jr's anecdote is true, it would explain some things about both of them. Pass the brain bleach, please.
No, Bill, he does not deserve praise. He's shown himself to be a heartless bigot.
He deserves to spend a few weeks sleeping under a bridge and dining from dumpsters.
He deserves to spend a few weeks sleeping under a bridge and dining from dumpsters.
September 14, 2025 at 10:46 PM
No, Bill, he does not deserve praise. He's shown himself to be a heartless bigot.
He deserves to spend a few weeks sleeping under a bridge and dining from dumpsters.
He deserves to spend a few weeks sleeping under a bridge and dining from dumpsters.
She deserves notoriety and public shaming.
September 8, 2025 at 1:40 AM
She deserves notoriety and public shaming.
That's the new "PJIT" campaign medal, for "Pardoned January 6 Insurrectionist Thug."
Expect to see a lot of them.
Expect to see a lot of them.
September 8, 2025 at 1:38 AM
That's the new "PJIT" campaign medal, for "Pardoned January 6 Insurrectionist Thug."
Expect to see a lot of them.
Expect to see a lot of them.
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Presidents are supposed to be like your underwear. If you’re thinking about them at all over the course of a normal day, they’re either fabulous or something has gone terribly wrong.
August 20, 2025 at 1:36 PM
Presidents are supposed to be like your underwear. If you’re thinking about them at all over the course of a normal day, they’re either fabulous or something has gone terribly wrong.
My freezer is full. I want some practice on inedible targets.
August 19, 2025 at 4:26 PM
My freezer is full. I want some practice on inedible targets.
Oh, goody! Free-range skeet!
August 19, 2025 at 3:47 PM
Oh, goody! Free-range skeet!
At least daily. Putin usually lets it go to voice mail and laughs at it later.
August 19, 2025 at 3:42 PM
At least daily. Putin usually lets it go to voice mail and laughs at it later.
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A woman's vagina may go feral and, should that happen, a posse of skilled and brave men must set forth to hunt the beast lest it molt on the next full moon. A feral vagina that has molted can pick locks, drive cars (automatic, not standard), start fires and strangle a man in his sleep! Beware!
August 7, 2025 at 9:02 PM
A woman's vagina may go feral and, should that happen, a posse of skilled and brave men must set forth to hunt the beast lest it molt on the next full moon. A feral vagina that has molted can pick locks, drive cars (automatic, not standard), start fires and strangle a man in his sleep! Beware!
I used to be able to pick up a dime with mine, and tell you heads or tails. Aah, it was nice to be young!
August 7, 2025 at 10:22 PM
I used to be able to pick up a dime with mine, and tell you heads or tails. Aah, it was nice to be young!
Her hoo-hah is inexplicably dry as she goes groping to find that pencil.
August 7, 2025 at 10:20 PM
Her hoo-hah is inexplicably dry as she goes groping to find that pencil.
He's punishing Grovellin' Greg Abbott for failing to deliver those 5 Congressional seats in a timely fashion.
August 7, 2025 at 10:07 PM
He's punishing Grovellin' Greg Abbott for failing to deliver those 5 Congressional seats in a timely fashion.
Kristi apparently has acquired her master's taste for younger play toys.
August 7, 2025 at 9:53 PM
Kristi apparently has acquired her master's taste for younger play toys.