John Scrofini
@scrofini.bsky.social
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Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
November 26, 2025 at 1:04 PM
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
My eleven-year-old asked to watch the Joel Schumacher Phantom of the Opera movie and out of all the crazy shit that happens in it the one question she has had for me is "what does his horse eat?"
November 23, 2025 at 4:27 AM
My eleven-year-old asked to watch the Joel Schumacher Phantom of the Opera movie and out of all the crazy shit that happens in it the one question she has had for me is "what does his horse eat?"
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I am a citizen and so are majority of Somalis in America. Good luck celebrating a policy change that really doesn’t have much impact on the Somalis you love to hate. We are here to stay 💁🏽♀️
November 22, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I am a citizen and so are majority of Somalis in America. Good luck celebrating a policy change that really doesn’t have much impact on the Somalis you love to hate. We are here to stay 💁🏽♀️
November 21, 2025 at 10:10 PM
Hoping to hit 300 movies logged on #Letterboxd this year so my daughter doesn't have to reach for achievements at my eulogy.
November 20, 2025 at 8:08 PM
Hoping to hit 300 movies logged on #Letterboxd this year so my daughter doesn't have to reach for achievements at my eulogy.
November 14, 2025 at 8:50 AM
If you want to understand how utterly contemptible Donald Trump is just know that Jeffrey Epstein felt very comfortable taking the moral high ground when talking about him.
“would you like photos of donald and girls in bikinis in my kitchen?” -Jeffrey Epstein
November 12, 2025 at 9:26 PM
If you want to understand how utterly contemptible Donald Trump is just know that Jeffrey Epstein felt very comfortable taking the moral high ground when talking about him.
I've recently been rewatching Galavant.
You know what was a great show? Galavant.
You know what was a great show? Galavant.
November 12, 2025 at 2:17 AM
I've recently been rewatching Galavant.
You know what was a great show? Galavant.
You know what was a great show? Galavant.
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Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.
Trump on Ilhan Omar: "I look at somebody who comes from Somalia...and she comes in and tells us how to run our country. 'The Constitution says this, the Constitution says that.' The whole thing is crazy."
November 11, 2025 at 3:48 PM
Unlike you, I can read and that’s why I know what the constitution says.
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What's your favorite Esther Williams number? For me, it's this interview where she reads producer Joe Pasternak for filth
November 10, 2025 at 6:54 AM
What's your favorite Esther Williams number? For me, it's this interview where she reads producer Joe Pasternak for filth
Just one question:
What the fuck?!?
What the fuck?!?
November 10, 2025 at 6:51 AM
Just one question:
What the fuck?!?
What the fuck?!?
Okay #filmsky, here are my #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday. Of these I'd really recommend Blackout (Criterion Channel), an old Hammer noir directed by Terence Fisher, and Psychic Vision: Jaganrei (YouTube), a very early found footage faux documentary that runs under 50 mins.
November 7, 2025 at 12:07 PM
Okay #filmsky, here are my #LastFourWatched for #LetterboxdFriday. Of these I'd really recommend Blackout (Criterion Channel), an old Hammer noir directed by Terence Fisher, and Psychic Vision: Jaganrei (YouTube), a very early found footage faux documentary that runs under 50 mins.
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One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
The Shutdown of U.S.A.I.D. Has Already Killed Hundreds of Thousands
The short documentary “Rovina’s Choice” tells the story of what goes when aid goes.
newyorkermag.visitlink.me
November 6, 2025 at 9:00 PM
One analytical model shows that, as of November 5th, the dismantling of U.S.A.I.D. has already caused the deaths of 600,000 people, two-thirds of them children. https://newyorkermag.visitlink.me/jUzNSc
There are so many flies in my house today that I'm expecting Rod Steiger to show up and bless it.
November 4, 2025 at 11:35 PM
There are so many flies in my house today that I'm expecting Rod Steiger to show up and bless it.
Dick Cheney in hell, laughing.
EDIT: Sorry. That should read:
"Dick Cheney in hell, lmao."
EDIT: Sorry. That should read:
"Dick Cheney in hell, lmao."
November 4, 2025 at 4:44 PM
Dick Cheney in hell, laughing.
EDIT: Sorry. That should read:
"Dick Cheney in hell, lmao."
EDIT: Sorry. That should read:
"Dick Cheney in hell, lmao."
My hot take on Scott Adams calling in a favor from the President to get his cancer treatment covered is that no one, including Scott Adams, should ever have to call in a favor to get their cancer treatment covered.
November 4, 2025 at 4:50 AM
My hot take on Scott Adams calling in a favor from the President to get his cancer treatment covered is that no one, including Scott Adams, should ever have to call in a favor to get their cancer treatment covered.
brb, gonna try hacking into Fort Knox
November 3, 2025 at 7:14 PM
brb, gonna try hacking into Fort Knox
I threw on The Wolf Man to have playing in the window while the trick or treaters arrive and it is crazy how many people in this town can rattle off the werewolf poem at the drop of a hat.
November 1, 2025 at 2:16 AM
I threw on The Wolf Man to have playing in the window while the trick or treaters arrive and it is crazy how many people in this town can rattle off the werewolf poem at the drop of a hat.
He absolutely thinks the "nuclear option" involves nuclear weapons and that's why he ordered more testing.
October 31, 2025 at 9:58 PM
He absolutely thinks the "nuclear option" involves nuclear weapons and that's why he ordered more testing.
October 31, 2025 at 1:31 PM
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If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
California police boost patrols at grocery stores as millions set to lose SNAP benefits
www.foxla.com
October 30, 2025 at 12:47 AM
If you see someone stealing food - no you didn't.
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Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
October 29, 2025 at 6:52 PM
Back in my day, AI used to stand for Adobe Illustrator! And we hated that, too!
Me: <approaches front door>
Ring notification: "There is a person at your front door."
Me: <looks around nervously expecting to see someone besides me on the porch>
Every. Damn. Time.
Ring notification: "There is a person at your front door."
Me: <looks around nervously expecting to see someone besides me on the porch>
Every. Damn. Time.
October 29, 2025 at 3:04 PM
Me: <approaches front door>
Ring notification: "There is a person at your front door."
Me: <looks around nervously expecting to see someone besides me on the porch>
Every. Damn. Time.
Ring notification: "There is a person at your front door."
Me: <looks around nervously expecting to see someone besides me on the porch>
Every. Damn. Time.
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For @forward.com, I wrote about something that has been bothering me: Why does all the talk about Jewish safety in the New York mayoral election not count sexual harassment as a threat to Jewish safety and dignity?
forward.com/opinion/7791...
forward.com/opinion/7791...
In the Mamdani-Cuomo race, why should I choose safety as a Jew over safety as a woman?
Rabbis are denouncing Zohran Mamdani in the race for New York City mayor — without acknowledging the threat to women posed by Andrew Cuomo.
forward.com
October 28, 2025 at 5:53 PM
For @forward.com, I wrote about something that has been bothering me: Why does all the talk about Jewish safety in the New York mayoral election not count sexual harassment as a threat to Jewish safety and dignity?
forward.com/opinion/7791...
forward.com/opinion/7791...