Scotty x
@scottyriot.bsky.social
here to talk shit and post butt honestly. 33, 🏴, 🏳️🌈. short king. ScottyRiot on most socials (insta/letterboxd).
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Another huge thank you to everyone checking in and such. I’ve barely been online weirdly. I’m still in the hospital healing, bloodwork still a mess with inflammation but on a million medications so I’m hopeful that’ll come down.
Honestly, ove you all, genuinely overwhelmed with your kindness 🫶🏻
Honestly, ove you all, genuinely overwhelmed with your kindness 🫶🏻
Not to be that guy but my appendix burst today and I needed immediate surgery (12.30am surgery!) so please send anything and everything that will make me feel better please 🥰🥰 ly all lots
(I’ve never been in hospital before so idk how to act, but it seems with zero dignity is the way forward haha)
(I’ve never been in hospital before so idk how to act, but it seems with zero dignity is the way forward haha)
November 25, 2025 at 11:03 PM
Another huge thank you to everyone checking in and such. I’ve barely been online weirdly. I’m still in the hospital healing, bloodwork still a mess with inflammation but on a million medications so I’m hopeful that’ll come down.
Honestly, ove you all, genuinely overwhelmed with your kindness 🫶🏻
Honestly, ove you all, genuinely overwhelmed with your kindness 🫶🏻
Not to be that guy but my appendix burst today and I needed immediate surgery (12.30am surgery!) so please send anything and everything that will make me feel better please 🥰🥰 ly all lots
(I’ve never been in hospital before so idk how to act, but it seems with zero dignity is the way forward haha)
(I’ve never been in hospital before so idk how to act, but it seems with zero dignity is the way forward haha)
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Not to be that guy but my appendix burst today and I needed immediate surgery (12.30am surgery!) so please send anything and everything that will make me feel better please 🥰🥰 ly all lots
(I’ve never been in hospital before so idk how to act, but it seems with zero dignity is the way forward haha)
(I’ve never been in hospital before so idk how to act, but it seems with zero dignity is the way forward haha)
But also, currently looking at extended trips for next summer… 👀
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
But also, currently looking at extended trips for next summer… 👀
In the mood for new tattoos 😌😌😌
November 20, 2025 at 3:04 PM
In the mood for new tattoos 😌😌😌
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My dog is ready to send me to an asylum honestly
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
My dog is ready to send me to an asylum honestly
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The problem with talking to men is that so many of them aren’t interesting
November 17, 2025 at 10:20 PM
The problem with talking to men is that so many of them aren’t interesting
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1. Being a ho
2. Having some of the worst takes known to man
3. My (w)holesomeness ig
HOW DID I DO?
1. Being a ho
2. Having some of the worst takes known to man
3. My (w)holesomeness ig
HOW DID I DO?
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1. Being Annoying
2. White Briefs
3. Being Annoying
1. Being Annoying
2. White Briefs
3. Being Annoying
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1. Tats.
2. Belly.
3. MtG.
1. Tats.
2. Belly.
3. MtG.
November 17, 2025 at 9:01 PM
list 3 things you think you’re known for and your followers will tell you if you’re right or wrong
1. Being a ho
2. Having some of the worst takes known to man
3. My (w)holesomeness ig
HOW DID I DO?
1. Being a ho
2. Having some of the worst takes known to man
3. My (w)holesomeness ig
HOW DID I DO?
OK so I barely see A LOT of you on my feed anymore - is there a way to add a list to almost like refresh the feed constantly so sweep round people that are usually missing? I get it’s showing the people that interact etc but still, I’m sorry if I miss out on anything!!
November 17, 2025 at 8:46 PM
OK so I barely see A LOT of you on my feed anymore - is there a way to add a list to almost like refresh the feed constantly so sweep round people that are usually missing? I get it’s showing the people that interact etc but still, I’m sorry if I miss out on anything!!
Just realised I’ve not had a hug/spoon from a man who is sexually interested in me in almost 11 months ✨✨
touch starved :(
touch starved :(
November 16, 2025 at 11:33 PM
Just realised I’ve not had a hug/spoon from a man who is sexually interested in me in almost 11 months ✨✨
touch starved :(
touch starved :(
In my own bed on a Sunday night and DEPRESSED ABOUT RETURNING TO WORK TOMORROW 🥹
need another holiday PRONTO
need another holiday PRONTO
November 16, 2025 at 9:47 PM
In my own bed on a Sunday night and DEPRESSED ABOUT RETURNING TO WORK TOMORROW 🥹
need another holiday PRONTO
need another holiday PRONTO
I took daytime ones where I am smiling since I have been accused online of looking like I’m not having fun (unfortunately I have resting bitch face).
Muchas gracias x
Muchas gracias x
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 AM
I took daytime ones where I am smiling since I have been accused online of looking like I’m not having fun (unfortunately I have resting bitch face).
Muchas gracias x
Muchas gracias x
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Sometimes I just be liking shit
a woman is laughing while applying makeup on her face
ALT: a woman is laughing while applying makeup on her face
media.tenor.com
November 12, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Sometimes I just be liking shit
The holiday spam will stop soon I promise but I’m having a lovely time even though I’m a lil sun burnt. But that’s ok cause cocktails will get me through 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
The holiday spam will stop soon I promise but I’m having a lovely time even though I’m a lil sun burnt. But that’s ok cause cocktails will get me through 🥰
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The average ChatGPT user
November 11, 2025 at 7:41 PM
The average ChatGPT user
Oh I’ve had WORSE Mondays this year honestly 😌😌
Just me on my lil winter sunshine holidays 🥰
Just me on my lil winter sunshine holidays 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Oh I’ve had WORSE Mondays this year honestly 😌😌
Just me on my lil winter sunshine holidays 🥰
Just me on my lil winter sunshine holidays 🥰
A lil in my feels tonight unfortunately. But that’s ok! To feel is to be alive, or whatever they say.
November 8, 2025 at 12:43 AM
A lil in my feels tonight unfortunately. But that’s ok! To feel is to be alive, or whatever they say.
The dog is at my parents staying for a week and today was the first day since April I haven’t had to leave the house and it was BEAUTIFUL. And here I am bollock naked lying on the couch knowing I don’t need to get dressed to leave for walks. It feels AMAZING and is soooo needed 😭
November 7, 2025 at 8:41 PM
The dog is at my parents staying for a week and today was the first day since April I haven’t had to leave the house and it was BEAUTIFUL. And here I am bollock naked lying on the couch knowing I don’t need to get dressed to leave for walks. It feels AMAZING and is soooo needed 😭
Going on holiday on Sunday and I’m hoping for a week of absolute debauchery. I WILL be flirting with oomfs idc
November 7, 2025 at 3:44 PM
Going on holiday on Sunday and I’m hoping for a week of absolute debauchery. I WILL be flirting with oomfs idc
How does one acquire a friend with benefits, that is on tap but genuinely no strings?
I’m bored of trying.
I’m bored of trying.
November 7, 2025 at 1:08 AM
How does one acquire a friend with benefits, that is on tap but genuinely no strings?
I’m bored of trying.
I’m bored of trying.
Is this something suitable for a Thursday evening?
(just trying on some bits and pieces out of boredom ya know?)
(just trying on some bits and pieces out of boredom ya know?)
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Is this something suitable for a Thursday evening?
(just trying on some bits and pieces out of boredom ya know?)
(just trying on some bits and pieces out of boredom ya know?)
“Oh so, so you’re doing the bending” and transvestigate are my current vocal stims
November 6, 2025 at 10:35 AM
“Oh so, so you’re doing the bending” and transvestigate are my current vocal stims