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Scotty x
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here to talk shit and post butt honestly. 33, 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿, 🏳️‍🌈. short king. ScottyRiot on most socials (insta/letterboxd).
Not to be that guy but my appendix burst today and I needed immediate surgery (12.30am surgery!) so please send anything and everything that will make me feel better please 🥰🥰 ly all lots

(I’ve never been in hospital before so idk how to act, but it seems with zero dignity is the way forward haha)
November 22, 2025 at 5:21 AM
Anyway, here’s my butt

#humpday #happyhumpday #onwednesdayswegetnaked #eatmeout 😮‍💨🥰
November 19, 2025 at 5:39 PM
My dog is ready to send me to an asylum honestly
November 19, 2025 at 3:55 PM
I lied, I’m not in BED yet, but I am in my bedroom post shower (taken via camera on this so apologies if quality is CHOPPED) x
November 16, 2025 at 9:51 PM
I took daytime ones where I am smiling since I have been accused online of looking like I’m not having fun (unfortunately I have resting bitch face).

Muchas gracias x
November 14, 2025 at 10:45 AM
Happy #humpday, apologies for late submission.
November 12, 2025 at 3:56 PM
The holiday spam will stop soon I promise but I’m having a lovely time even though I’m a lil sun burnt. But that’s ok cause cocktails will get me through 🥰
November 11, 2025 at 7:57 PM
Oh I’ve had WORSE Mondays this year honestly 😌😌

Just me on my lil winter sunshine holidays 🥰
November 10, 2025 at 11:55 PM
Is this something suitable for a Thursday evening?

(just trying on some bits and pieces out of boredom ya know?)
November 6, 2025 at 7:29 PM
Putting the cunt in cunty x
November 5, 2025 at 5:50 PM
Why do y’all keep deleting your dick pics before I get a chance to admire 😠? Selfish behaviour frankly!
November 4, 2025 at 7:06 PM
2-4-1 Monday somethin idk 🤷🏻‍♂️

Coming at you live from floptropica 🤪
November 3, 2025 at 10:06 PM
If you love me, you’d tell me I’m pretty ☹️😤😠!!!

(pls, my ego needs a lil boost x)
November 1, 2025 at 11:48 AM
Since Luke asked 😌
October 30, 2025 at 11:44 AM
It’s hot water bottle szn.
October 28, 2025 at 9:36 PM
How I want my face to look at the end of a hook up 👀
October 27, 2025 at 8:35 PM
Last #mcm of October 😌😌😌

2 stone down since August and I feel like the old me again 🥰
October 27, 2025 at 11:52 AM
the lewq x

also tried to get Zeus to partake in the festivities, and the absolute look of disgust is indescribable 😭😭
October 26, 2025 at 3:31 AM
went a lil faux holiday for 6 mins earlier ☀️ 🍑
October 23, 2025 at 9:26 PM
laptop died mid viewing 🥺
October 21, 2025 at 10:32 AM
🥰
October 19, 2025 at 12:23 PM
Skye Riley must be about 👀
October 18, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Ugh gawnnnnnnn then cause if there’s two things I enjoy, it’s over sharing with strangers and a bandwagon!
October 15, 2025 at 10:17 PM
Quote this with a selfie if you’re Gay Dead (single and over 30)!

Truly any excuse to get involved in other people’s business x
October 14, 2025 at 10:20 AM
I’d say so! sometimes you don’t know you like or don’t like something until you try!
October 12, 2025 at 7:05 PM