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Butch Mechanism
@balambsprings.bsky.social
Queer dummy who rarely learns from mistakes. He/They. Music, film, D&D, photography, queer hotties. But let’s be honest, this account is for horny posting.
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IRLs, think twice.
🏳️‍⚧️ Trans rights or knife fights 🔪
📍West Coast
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Starting an ongoing thread of mundane joys I encounter throughout my days.

Woke up to find a ladybug hanging with the plants in my window.
You know I think the gay bar really needs to here me sing a bunch of Linkin Park at karaoke as a bit
November 11, 2025 at 6:05 AM
So Sam Reich 100% has a humiliation kink, yeah?
November 11, 2025 at 4:18 AM
A bit frustrated that I’m not lifting as much as I was before going awol in October, but I set a couple PRs on some smaller exercises today so I’m gonna focus on that 💪
November 11, 2025 at 2:12 AM
What’s a professional way to say “you text me entirely too much for someone I’ve hooked up with twice in the last five years?”
November 11, 2025 at 12:11 AM
Welcome to Derry, I am trying so hard to like you
November 10, 2025 at 3:19 AM
I’m already a stereotypical aggro cyclist. I *will* be damaging these robots if they’re in my lane
November 10, 2025 at 3:08 AM
Please ooh and ahh this small cat I met on my walk today. He was very friendly and quite close to being kidnapped if I’m being honest.
November 10, 2025 at 2:39 AM
Sunday naps I love you
November 10, 2025 at 1:51 AM
Oh no the made a movie about how shitty I was in highschool and I absolutely loved it
November 9, 2025 at 4:24 AM
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Keep your goals high
November 9, 2025 at 12:41 AM
There’s two seniors on a first date beside me at the cafe and it’s the cutest and most awkward thing I’ve ever eavesdropped on
November 8, 2025 at 9:39 PM
Sorry for the plans I made when I felt extroverted
November 8, 2025 at 9:00 PM
JFC I put a lofi playlist on in the background to make things less spooky and the first track has radio static noises in it 🫠
Okay we’re going back to Brookhaven hospital in SH2. My edible made things far too scary last night so we’re trying this sans-THC now. Please pray for me.
November 8, 2025 at 5:06 AM
Okay we’re going back to Brookhaven hospital in SH2. My edible made things far too scary last night so we’re trying this sans-THC now. Please pray for me.
November 8, 2025 at 4:50 AM
Too lazy to find the original prompt but here are four of my 10/10 albums 😌
November 8, 2025 at 2:49 AM
Someone just posted on Sniffies that they’re visiting in a year - a YEAR

WTF are you expecting us to do with that?
November 8, 2025 at 2:30 AM
Clocked out early*

*Went downstairs to the taproom to grab a glass of a 9% beer 😇
November 7, 2025 at 11:42 PM
My sciatic nerve was flaring up so I went absolute ham on leg day last night hoping to knock it into the right position.

Good news: seems to have worked
Bad news: simply cannot walk straight today
November 7, 2025 at 8:16 PM
Promises made 😌 #fcf
November 7, 2025 at 5:36 PM
Me when ego sum lux mundi
November 7, 2025 at 3:29 AM
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You make a persuasive argument
November 6, 2025 at 9:06 PM
Sorry for not liking anyone’s nudes lately; I’ve turned off adult content for a bit because the tl was getting a bit uhhh unwieldy
November 6, 2025 at 7:12 PM
Mom the sky’s being gay again
November 6, 2025 at 12:19 AM
This is what the D in D&D stands for by the way
November 5, 2025 at 10:23 PM
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😂
Apparently all you needed to do to predict the NYC election results was read that one N.K. Jemisin novel.
November 5, 2025 at 5:48 PM