Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear
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Hanging out in my living room on the Internet. Please be (un)cool enough to hang out here.
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If you're not into pro wrestling, you should mute this emoji: 🤼♂
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Hanging out in my living room on the Internet. Please be (un)cool enough to hang out here.
Interactions frequently set to follows-only.
If you're not into pro wrestling, you should mute this emoji: 🤼♂
they/them
I was frequently the target of those looks, especially when I wore my lime green suit jacket. 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I was frequently the target of those looks, especially when I wore my lime green suit jacket. 🤼
I can't even tell y'all how many times I saw those looks on the faces of patrons of goth clubs, especially in New York. 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 1:36 AM
I can't even tell y'all how many times I saw those looks on the faces of patrons of goth clubs, especially in New York. 🤼
Yes. He's Sting. Not Darby. Kenny is Sting. Sorry, Sting, you're overruled on this one. Think of it as payback for all the times you made us deal with Luger. 🤼
November 27, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Yes. He's Sting. Not Darby. Kenny is Sting. Sorry, Sting, you're overruled on this one. Think of it as payback for all the times you made us deal with Luger. 🤼
One might ask "What were you expecting?", but this one was kinda flat.
November 27, 2025 at 12:58 AM
One might ask "What were you expecting?", but this one was kinda flat.
This movie sure takes a while to get to the important stuff.
November 27, 2025 at 12:18 AM
This movie sure takes a while to get to the important stuff.