Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear
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There's a group of what look like about 5 teenagers outside, walking somewhere, clowning around, and I am of so many minds. On one hand, it feels weirdly good and so rare to see teenagers existing in public. On the other, it's really cold out, kids! And ever-present is "you're gonna get COVID, y0".
February 1, 2026 at 5:52 AM
There's a group of what look like about 5 teenagers outside, walking somewhere, clowning around, and I am of so many minds. On one hand, it feels weirdly good and so rare to see teenagers existing in public. On the other, it's really cold out, kids! And ever-present is "you're gonna get COVID, y0".
How many of y'all still have a Cheer Up, Juan Uribe t-shirt somewhere?
February 1, 2026 at 5:36 AM
How many of y'all still have a Cheer Up, Juan Uribe t-shirt somewhere?
Come to think of it, I haven't ever seen D.B. Cooper and Jack the Ripper in the same place.
February 1, 2026 at 5:04 AM
Come to think of it, I haven't ever seen D.B. Cooper and Jack the Ripper in the same place.
I think I just learned about a new level of reality.
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February 1, 2026 at 4:53 AM
I think I just learned about a new level of reality.
I need to find a 10 hour loop of the guy saying "MC Hammer pants" from the one station ID that the local "Rewind" station uses.
February 1, 2026 at 4:47 AM
I need to find a 10 hour loop of the guy saying "MC Hammer pants" from the one station ID that the local "Rewind" station uses.
When are we getting Ciampa vs. Big Boom AJ? 🤼
February 1, 2026 at 3:59 AM
When are we getting Ciampa vs. Big Boom AJ? 🤼
Has anyone in pro wrestling ever used the tag team name "No One Else Likes Us"? 🤼
February 1, 2026 at 3:41 AM
Has anyone in pro wrestling ever used the tag team name "No One Else Likes Us"? 🤼
I didn't even get to yell about Penelope and her friend being out there! Lots happenin'! 🤼
February 1, 2026 at 3:06 AM
I didn't even get to yell about Penelope and her friend being out there! Lots happenin'! 🤼
Weren't a bad episode of Collision! Could've done without Darby and Kidd, still tired of people saying "But this terrible person can do flippy shit!" (Hi, Will), but the rest was very good.
Enjoyed watchin' with y'all! See you on Wednesday for some other shenanigans.
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Enjoyed watchin' with y'all! See you on Wednesday for some other shenanigans.
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February 1, 2026 at 3:05 AM
Weren't a bad episode of Collision! Could've done without Darby and Kidd, still tired of people saying "But this terrible person can do flippy shit!" (Hi, Will), but the rest was very good.
Enjoyed watchin' with y'all! See you on Wednesday for some other shenanigans.
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Enjoyed watchin' with y'all! See you on Wednesday for some other shenanigans.
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Thekla totally posing like that meme with the bro at the grave! 🤼
February 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
Thekla totally posing like that meme with the bro at the grave! 🤼
C'MON, AMINATA, BIG BUCKS, NO WHAMMIES...
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February 1, 2026 at 3:03 AM
C'MON, AMINATA, BIG BUCKS, NO WHAMMIES...
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HERE COMES THEKLA! AND HERE COMES STAT! 🤼
February 1, 2026 at 3:02 AM
HERE COMES THEKLA! AND HERE COMES STAT! 🤼
Been a couple awkward landings between Julia and Willow in the past minute or three. Hope they're both OK. 🤼
February 1, 2026 at 2:59 AM
Been a couple awkward landings between Julia and Willow in the past minute or three. Hope they're both OK. 🤼
Willow is the best babyface in the business. 🤼
February 1, 2026 at 2:57 AM
Willow is the best babyface in the business. 🤼
I caught that, Nigel. 🤼
February 1, 2026 at 2:54 AM
I caught that, Nigel. 🤼
Thank you, Tony, for bringing Nigel back on (hot) topic. 🤼
February 1, 2026 at 2:52 AM
Thank you, Tony, for bringing Nigel back on (hot) topic. 🤼
Harley's Sling Blade is getting better. 🤼
February 1, 2026 at 2:51 AM
Harley's Sling Blade is getting better. 🤼
HOT TOPIC (the team of hot and topic)
WILLOW
AND HARLEY
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WILLOW
AND HARLEY
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February 1, 2026 at 2:49 AM
HOT TOPIC (the team of hot and topic)
WILLOW
AND HARLEY
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WILLOW
AND HARLEY
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Ciampa is a weird little guy. He's probably gonna do OK here. 🤼
February 1, 2026 at 2:48 AM
Ciampa is a weird little guy. He's probably gonna do OK here. 🤼
LET THE WOMEN WRESTLE UNTIL LIKE 3 IN THE MORNING 🤼
February 1, 2026 at 2:45 AM
LET THE WOMEN WRESTLE UNTIL LIKE 3 IN THE MORNING 🤼
Eddie should take everyone's souls and weed. 🤼
February 1, 2026 at 2:43 AM
Eddie should take everyone's souls and weed. 🤼
I really enjoyed that. How often do you see someone wrestle Okada and take him out of what we know as Okada's match? 🤼
February 1, 2026 at 2:39 AM
I really enjoyed that. How often do you see someone wrestle Okada and take him out of what we know as Okada's match? 🤼
I think that's the first time I've ever seen Adam Priest smile. 🤼
February 1, 2026 at 2:35 AM
I think that's the first time I've ever seen Adam Priest smile. 🤼
This is actually a pretty good mix (I wouldn't say clash) of styles, to where I'm seeing Priest do little things that I haven't seen an Okada opponent do. 🤼
February 1, 2026 at 2:34 AM
This is actually a pretty good mix (I wouldn't say clash) of styles, to where I'm seeing Priest do little things that I haven't seen an Okada opponent do. 🤼