Memoirs of a Failed Fabric Softener Bear
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Hanging out in my living room on the Internet. Please be (un)cool enough to hang out here.
Interactions frequently set to follows-only.
If you're not into pro wrestling, you should mute this emoji: 🤼♂
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Hanging out in my living room on the Internet. Please be (un)cool enough to hang out here.
Interactions frequently set to follows-only.
If you're not into pro wrestling, you should mute this emoji: 🤼♂
they/them
For reals, if you've been sleeping on this good as hell Suede album for almost 3 months, get right with it.
Suede - Antidepressants
Listen to Antidepressants by Suede.
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November 26, 2025 at 7:49 PM
For reals, if you've been sleeping on this good as hell Suede album for almost 3 months, get right with it.
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I finally gave in to the long-time requests and put up a tip jar.
I've been looking for a new job since summer, but recent signal is that that's more urgent. 💀
That and several Very Large bills on my head and the ongoing uncertainty with the house: anything helps for stability.
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I've been looking for a new job since summer, but recent signal is that that's more urgent. 💀
That and several Very Large bills on my head and the ongoing uncertainty with the house: anything helps for stability.
ko-fi.com/balisane
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November 26, 2025 at 7:21 PM
I finally gave in to the long-time requests and put up a tip jar.
I've been looking for a new job since summer, but recent signal is that that's more urgent. 💀
That and several Very Large bills on my head and the ongoing uncertainty with the house: anything helps for stability.
ko-fi.com/balisane
I've been looking for a new job since summer, but recent signal is that that's more urgent. 💀
That and several Very Large bills on my head and the ongoing uncertainty with the house: anything helps for stability.
ko-fi.com/balisane
Pro wrestling will never truly heal until Toru Yano comes to AEW to put Jon Moxley back in his place. 🤼
November 26, 2025 at 6:34 PM
Pro wrestling will never truly heal until Toru Yano comes to AEW to put Jon Moxley back in his place. 🤼
XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME
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November 26, 2025 at 5:23 PM
XTREEEEEEEEEEEEEEME
Muted 56 Stranger Things-related keywords just now, because I'd like to watch pro wrestling at 8 tonight like a normal person and people are awful.
(And yes, if you don't mute this 🤼, I spoil some wrestling things, but that's one character, not the names of 56 people/things/creative people.)
(And yes, if you don't mute this 🤼, I spoil some wrestling things, but that's one character, not the names of 56 people/things/creative people.)
November 26, 2025 at 3:12 PM
Muted 56 Stranger Things-related keywords just now, because I'd like to watch pro wrestling at 8 tonight like a normal person and people are awful.
(And yes, if you don't mute this 🤼, I spoil some wrestling things, but that's one character, not the names of 56 people/things/creative people.)
(And yes, if you don't mute this 🤼, I spoil some wrestling things, but that's one character, not the names of 56 people/things/creative people.)
Fuck food.
November 26, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Fuck food.
Fucking around on guitar some more, and I accidentally did a Lush (just that opening progression, but it's a start).
Covert (2023 Remaster)
YouTube video by Lush - Topic
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November 26, 2025 at 2:20 AM
Fucking around on guitar some more, and I accidentally did a Lush (just that opening progression, but it's a start).
Names I would've considered for the C2 instead of Mox and Darby (because I don't care who wants to see Mox and Darby, since I don't):
Ace Austin
AR Fox
The Beast Mortos
Bobby Lashley
Shelton Benjamin
Eddie Kingston
Hechicero
Tommy Billington
Adam Priest
🤼
Ace Austin
AR Fox
The Beast Mortos
Bobby Lashley
Shelton Benjamin
Eddie Kingston
Hechicero
Tommy Billington
Adam Priest
🤼
November 25, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Names I would've considered for the C2 instead of Mox and Darby (because I don't care who wants to see Mox and Darby, since I don't):
Ace Austin
AR Fox
The Beast Mortos
Bobby Lashley
Shelton Benjamin
Eddie Kingston
Hechicero
Tommy Billington
Adam Priest
🤼
Ace Austin
AR Fox
The Beast Mortos
Bobby Lashley
Shelton Benjamin
Eddie Kingston
Hechicero
Tommy Billington
Adam Priest
🤼
What was your least favorite commercial or public service announcement from your childhood?
November 25, 2025 at 7:53 PM
What was your least favorite commercial or public service announcement from your childhood?
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Putting it out there since it is books-as-gifts time: I have two books in print and in paperback that answer many burning questions about why cities look the way they do geni.us/designofchil...
November 25, 2025 at 7:45 PM
Putting it out there since it is books-as-gifts time: I have two books in print and in paperback that answer many burning questions about why cities look the way they do geni.us/designofchil...
Our current electric kettle (our third; we've had 2 of the Cuisinarts die on us in 10 years, but we are HEAVY users) is a KitchenAid. We're still deciding on how we feel about the design, but it makes such a pleasant "Bong!" noise when your water is at the right temperature that we've named it Bong.
November 25, 2025 at 7:48 PM
Our current electric kettle (our third; we've had 2 of the Cuisinarts die on us in 10 years, but we are HEAVY users) is a KitchenAid. We're still deciding on how we feel about the design, but it makes such a pleasant "Bong!" noise when your water is at the right temperature that we've named it Bong.
I do wonder how many false positives I have when deciding to block an account that likes a single one of my posts for looking abundantly sus.
It's not behavior I'm going to change any time soon, but I do wonder.
It's not behavior I'm going to change any time soon, but I do wonder.
November 25, 2025 at 7:26 PM
I do wonder how many false positives I have when deciding to block an account that likes a single one of my posts for looking abundantly sus.
It's not behavior I'm going to change any time soon, but I do wonder.
It's not behavior I'm going to change any time soon, but I do wonder.
A set-in-1985, production design meticulously adhering to the George Pérez aesthetic live action Crisis on Infinite Earth as a 1985 period piece that follows the story really closely, give or take a few continuity gaffes being smoothed out (the scarab, etc.). Make it as long as it needs to be.
If you were a despotic president, what movie would you force Hollywood to make? I want to see Quentin's Star Trek movie or maybe Kill Bill Vol 3.
November 25, 2025 at 6:57 PM
A set-in-1985, production design meticulously adhering to the George Pérez aesthetic live action Crisis on Infinite Earth as a 1985 period piece that follows the story really closely, give or take a few continuity gaffes being smoothed out (the scarab, etc.). Make it as long as it needs to be.
That moment when you turn on delay effects on a guitar, and realize that you can just sit in your house and play the main guitar line to The Church's "Reptile" for like the rest of your fuckin' life.
The Church - Reptile (Official Video)
YouTube video by TheChurchVEVO
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November 25, 2025 at 6:13 PM
That moment when you turn on delay effects on a guitar, and realize that you can just sit in your house and play the main guitar line to The Church's "Reptile" for like the rest of your fuckin' life.
Stop looking at me, swan!
November 25, 2025 at 12:47 AM
Stop looking at me, swan!
I got some hot chocolate.
Hot Chocolate - Every 1’s A Winner (ZDF Disco, 12.06.1978)
YouTube video by Hot Chocolate
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November 25, 2025 at 12:38 AM
I got some hot chocolate.
Thing I didn't realize until late in life, being a person who is slow to acknowledge and address their own discomfort: changing your socks during the day, if your feet feel cold for whatever reason, is a fucking boss move.
November 24, 2025 at 11:24 PM
Thing I didn't realize until late in life, being a person who is slow to acknowledge and address their own discomfort: changing your socks during the day, if your feet feel cold for whatever reason, is a fucking boss move.
Night Flight Plus is showing Blood for Dracula (10 PM Eastern) and Flesh for Frankenstein (11:47 PM Eastern) tonight, for people interested in communal viewing.
November 24, 2025 at 11:21 PM
Night Flight Plus is showing Blood for Dracula (10 PM Eastern) and Flesh for Frankenstein (11:47 PM Eastern) tonight, for people interested in communal viewing.
I just remembered the time I saw Wesley Willis, and he said "Arnold Schwarzenegger can suck my dick" a bunch of times. We miss you, Wesley.
Rock over London...Rock on, Chicago...Massengil...it's a name you can trust.
Rock over London...Rock on, Chicago...Massengil...it's a name you can trust.
November 24, 2025 at 10:57 PM
I just remembered the time I saw Wesley Willis, and he said "Arnold Schwarzenegger can suck my dick" a bunch of times. We miss you, Wesley.
Rock over London...Rock on, Chicago...Massengil...it's a name you can trust.
Rock over London...Rock on, Chicago...Massengil...it's a name you can trust.
I hope AEW streams that C2 selection show somewhere other than the Nazi bar. 🤼
November 24, 2025 at 10:24 PM
I hope AEW streams that C2 selection show somewhere other than the Nazi bar. 🤼
My Star Wars hot take is probably best saved for my next shrink, because it's bleak as shit and doesn't have much to do with Star Wars.
November 24, 2025 at 10:04 PM
My Star Wars hot take is probably best saved for my next shrink, because it's bleak as shit and doesn't have much to do with Star Wars.
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Hey @ringofhonor.bsky.social fans!
Did you miss this week's episode? Always wanted to try before you subscribe?
Tonight, ROH airs TONIGHT for free on YouTube, 7 PM ET! Athena puts her Women's World Title and near 1,100 day reign on the line against Harley Cameron + more! youtu.be/O6v2IzG-zj0?...
Did you miss this week's episode? Always wanted to try before you subscribe?
Tonight, ROH airs TONIGHT for free on YouTube, 7 PM ET! Athena puts her Women's World Title and near 1,100 day reign on the line against Harley Cameron + more! youtu.be/O6v2IzG-zj0?...
November 24, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Hey @ringofhonor.bsky.social fans!
Did you miss this week's episode? Always wanted to try before you subscribe?
Tonight, ROH airs TONIGHT for free on YouTube, 7 PM ET! Athena puts her Women's World Title and near 1,100 day reign on the line against Harley Cameron + more! youtu.be/O6v2IzG-zj0?...
Did you miss this week's episode? Always wanted to try before you subscribe?
Tonight, ROH airs TONIGHT for free on YouTube, 7 PM ET! Athena puts her Women's World Title and near 1,100 day reign on the line against Harley Cameron + more! youtu.be/O6v2IzG-zj0?...
Inside me are two wolves, the one that wants to do my own list of 100 movies that are actually funny, and the one that thinks most of the reviewers at the Penske trades are fucking hacks and unworthy of the effort.
November 24, 2025 at 9:43 PM
Inside me are two wolves, the one that wants to do my own list of 100 movies that are actually funny, and the one that thinks most of the reviewers at the Penske trades are fucking hacks and unworthy of the effort.
I hope I never stop thinking "So what if I am?" when I see the words "Empty Trash".
November 24, 2025 at 9:07 PM
I hope I never stop thinking "So what if I am?" when I see the words "Empty Trash".
I plugged MIDI cables into something for the first time in almost a decade and I didn't have a panic attack AMA
November 24, 2025 at 8:47 PM
I plugged MIDI cables into something for the first time in almost a decade and I didn't have a panic attack AMA