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Scott Dolan
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Minnesotan who lives in New York. I know the guy who invented Diet Squirt.
That’s probably what happened to it!
December 11, 2025 at 5:34 AM
Aw yeah
December 11, 2025 at 2:44 AM
Mama Haiti. Especially the old kind, with the more narrow spout. All time favorite.
December 11, 2025 at 1:40 AM
I kept expecting to see a cameo!
December 11, 2025 at 1:10 AM
Oh I meant “waiting for.” You know, the other green Christmas guy!!
December 10, 2025 at 9:34 PM
Maybe he could join the Vikings?
December 7, 2025 at 4:28 AM
Only a tiny slice of Gen X can even presume to care, but oh man it hits us hard.
December 7, 2025 at 4:26 AM
You are not the only one, hoo boy.
December 7, 2025 at 4:25 AM
Because…
December 7, 2025 at 4:24 AM
Is pizza a syndrome
December 7, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Every “ow” is a separate injury.
December 7, 2025 at 2:32 AM