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Scott Dolan

@scottadolan.bsky.social

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Minnesotan who lives in New York. I know the guy who invented Diet Squirt.

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 5h

MASTER parent

Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 5h

Saddened to learn that Alien Ant Farm are not from Staten Island. That’s why I liked them!!

Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 5h

So glamorous

Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 5h

Blue sky changed the color in its logo. While I did not like the old color, the change makes me irrationally angry.

Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 5h

Yes

Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 7h

I don’t like it when there’s a fly in my house.

Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 7h

Let it out man

Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 7h

“Heard it the other day and I couldn’t finish it.”

(Yes it’s Frankie Teardrop.)

This guy is extremely annoying. Stealing Tom’s shit, smh.

Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 1d

Update on what the ig algorithm recently thinks I’m into:

Polish food
Vietnamese food
Urticaria medicine
Boring Japanese food made by
old people
Gambling
Russians losing
Tinned fish
Comedians
Tim Miller

Not too far off actually.

Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 1d

I finally saw Sinners over the weekend. It was fine. Too corny for me. Felt like Andy Serkis was probably playing at least one of those characters under some CGI.

Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 2d

Du skal ikke tro at du er noe.

Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 4d

“When that badger smells that pot roast, he’s going to tear on out of there.”

Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 7d

Even less so than the boarding pass across the face!

Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 7d

Airport quiz:

What’s your guess:
Do Jamaican ladies like it when a Dominican lady shoves their bag out of the way with a foot.
__Yes
__ No
?

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Scott Dolan @scottadolan.bsky.social · 8d

Lovecraft, The Terrible Old Man summary: A Polack, Jew and a Wop try to take advantage of the kindness of New Englanders, but fail to do so. Spiritual moments, horror, dismemberment.