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Scott Dolan
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Minnesotan who lives in New York. I know the guy who invented Diet Squirt.
This is making me want to go to Chicago real bad.

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The True History of Deep Dish Pizza
YouTube video by Tasting History with Max Miller
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December 15, 2025 at 8:12 PM
Did the English word “outdoors” come from the French word “dehors”?
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
AI slop bowl
December 15, 2025 at 2:49 PM
Just a real nice thing for your Sunday evening.

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Waxahatchee - Game of Pricks (live at VLHS, 3/5/2012) (4 of 4)
YouTube video by RazorcakeGorsky
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December 15, 2025 at 3:41 AM
Is there a way to magnetize the internet?
December 15, 2025 at 3:11 AM
I saw Waiting for Godot with Keanu and Alex. It was great.
December 15, 2025 at 12:27 AM
Im looking to consume less microplastics, but is it really right for me?
December 14, 2025 at 5:18 PM
There’s certain people I’m attracted to, I won’t say who, but they are very good looking.
December 14, 2025 at 5:29 AM
Going in to Saturday night like
December 14, 2025 at 1:11 AM
The way David obviously adores Chris is heartwarming.
December 13, 2025 at 9:28 PM
Yesterday means “the day before today,” but yesteryear means “some year long in the past.” Pretty fucked up.
December 12, 2025 at 9:15 PM
Spent about an hour trying to remember the German word for chicken. It’s Huhn. Very sneaky people, the Germans.
December 12, 2025 at 1:43 AM
I just made a deal with Open AI. 1.2 Billion over the next five years.
December 11, 2025 at 4:12 PM
@timmmmmmmm.bsky.social any opinions about this Pomace Oil? Th concept is new to me, but so far I dig it for frying.
December 11, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I know that somewhere I have a sketchbook from 1999 or so where I wrote

MEL SCHARPLES
TOM SCHARPLING

but I can’t find it.
December 11, 2025 at 3:34 AM
Of all the New York mayors, Eric Adams is the easiest to imagine his first grade class picture.
December 11, 2025 at 1:13 AM
I like how dipshits always think someone’s been killed and replaced by a clone. The clone would be way younger dum dum, look it up.
December 11, 2025 at 1:09 AM
How are we feeling about the new opaque grey automotive paint? I’m personally against it. #CarTalk
December 10, 2025 at 11:15 PM
Do you thing the Grinch and Godot know each other?
December 10, 2025 at 4:38 PM
I don’t know too much about movies and streaming and pop culture and shit, but I know the entire Ellison family is pure garbage so I hope Netflix gets it.
December 10, 2025 at 2:59 AM
These belligerent ghouls running Manchester schools ought to be dealt with. Taken to task even? Not sure.
December 10, 2025 at 1:37 AM
I’m just going to say it. Jimmy Fallon is consistently on the wrong side of history.
December 10, 2025 at 1:36 AM
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Well, these flagpole aren't going to lick themselves.
December 9, 2025 at 11:38 PM
There’s a story about Shabouzie (?) in the paper. I thought he would be skinnier.
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
We were talking about Steve Malkmus, and my wife mentioned that he probably wears V-neck t-shirts, “like a douche,” and I think she’s 100% right, and that’s why we’ve been together longer than most of you have been alive.
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM