Scott Dolan
@scottadolan.bsky.social
Minnesotan who lives in New York. I know the guy who invented Diet Squirt.
There’s a story about Shabouzie (?) in the paper. I thought he would be skinnier.
December 7, 2025 at 7:35 PM
There’s a story about Shabouzie (?) in the paper. I thought he would be skinnier.
We were talking about Steve Malkmus, and my wife mentioned that he probably wears V-neck t-shirts, “like a douche,” and I think she’s 100% right, and that’s why we’ve been together longer than most of you have been alive.
December 7, 2025 at 4:16 AM
We were talking about Steve Malkmus, and my wife mentioned that he probably wears V-neck t-shirts, “like a douche,” and I think she’s 100% right, and that’s why we’ve been together longer than most of you have been alive.
Today I promised my family that I’d never make them listen to Yes. (Exceptions for Roundabout, obviously.)
December 7, 2025 at 4:04 AM
Today I promised my family that I’d never make them listen to Yes. (Exceptions for Roundabout, obviously.)
Larry Sultan hired Home Depot day workers to populate his images, a sort of dumb California conceit, I guess, but the images are quite beautiful.
December 7, 2025 at 2:36 AM
Larry Sultan hired Home Depot day workers to populate his images, a sort of dumb California conceit, I guess, but the images are quite beautiful.
I laid eyes on Lee Friedlander today, for the second time in my life. So fuck all y’all.
December 7, 2025 at 2:31 AM
I laid eyes on Lee Friedlander today, for the second time in my life. So fuck all y’all.
An absurd gag, a monkey trick, an Irish Bull, a childish joke
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
December 7, 2025 at 2:28 AM
An absurd gag, a monkey trick, an Irish Bull, a childish joke
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow
Girl on the train, talking to her friend:
I didn’t even eat last night, I had chipotle for real. I woke up with my socks on.
I didn’t even eat last night, I had chipotle for real. I woke up with my socks on.
December 6, 2025 at 8:44 PM
Girl on the train, talking to her friend:
I didn’t even eat last night, I had chipotle for real. I woke up with my socks on.
I didn’t even eat last night, I had chipotle for real. I woke up with my socks on.
The Blue Jays were going nuts out there. “I bet it’s that red tailed hawk” I says to myself.
It was.
It was.
December 6, 2025 at 7:35 PM
The Blue Jays were going nuts out there. “I bet it’s that red tailed hawk” I says to myself.
It was.
It was.
Why doesn’t Google Translate give you information like the grammatical gender of a word when you look it up? Seems easy to do, and kind of important.
December 6, 2025 at 5:03 PM
Why doesn’t Google Translate give you information like the grammatical gender of a word when you look it up? Seems easy to do, and kind of important.
We used to have a neighbor from the south, who used to sing my (then) favorite song in a comedic way: “raindrops keep falling on my BUTTHOLE!!!!…”
December 6, 2025 at 4:12 AM
We used to have a neighbor from the south, who used to sing my (then) favorite song in a comedic way: “raindrops keep falling on my BUTTHOLE!!!!…”
I like stuff that’s funny, but also makes you think.
December 6, 2025 at 4:10 AM
I like stuff that’s funny, but also makes you think.
I can’t order from my local McDonald’s and ironically, it’s making me feel as if I’ve been Grinched!
December 5, 2025 at 3:45 PM
I can’t order from my local McDonald’s and ironically, it’s making me feel as if I’ve been Grinched!
You can do it!
Ride it!
My pony!
Ride it!
My pony!
December 5, 2025 at 5:21 AM
You can do it!
Ride it!
My pony!
Ride it!
My pony!
If you carefully inspect the song titles and lyrics of AC/DC, you will find that some of them have double entendres, some of a sexual nature.
December 4, 2025 at 10:05 PM
If you carefully inspect the song titles and lyrics of AC/DC, you will find that some of them have double entendres, some of a sexual nature.
Had a dream I was hanging out with Matt Stone, and was funny and charming, and laughed at my jokes. You know what? Matt Stone is OK in my book!
December 3, 2025 at 4:29 PM
Had a dream I was hanging out with Matt Stone, and was funny and charming, and laughed at my jokes. You know what? Matt Stone is OK in my book!
Train your dog to attack Billy Gibbons on sight.
December 2, 2025 at 5:34 PM
Train your dog to attack Billy Gibbons on sight.
Reposted by Scott Dolan
Introduce yourself with five albums you’ve listened to a thousand times I’ll go first
Tyranny of Distance
Lowe End Theory
Blacklisted
A Love Supreme
Ah Um
Tyranny of Distance
Lowe End Theory
Blacklisted
A Love Supreme
Ah Um
Introduce yourself with five albums you’ve listened to a thousand times I’ll go first
American Water
The Mob Rules
The Smiths (first)
Walk Across the Rooftops (Blue Nile)
Clouds Taste Metallic
American Water
The Mob Rules
The Smiths (first)
Walk Across the Rooftops (Blue Nile)
Clouds Taste Metallic
November 30, 2025 at 1:28 AM
Introduce yourself with five albums you’ve listened to a thousand times I’ll go first
Tyranny of Distance
Lowe End Theory
Blacklisted
A Love Supreme
Ah Um
Tyranny of Distance
Lowe End Theory
Blacklisted
A Love Supreme
Ah Um
Introduce yourself with five albums you’ve listened to a thousand times I’ll go first
American Water
The Mob Rules
The Smiths (first)
Walk Across the Rooftops (Blue Nile)
Clouds Taste Metallic
American Water
The Mob Rules
The Smiths (first)
Walk Across the Rooftops (Blue Nile)
Clouds Taste Metallic
November 30, 2025 at 1:26 AM
Introduce yourself with five albums you’ve listened to a thousand times I’ll go first
American Water
The Mob Rules
The Smiths (first)
Walk Across the Rooftops (Blue Nile)
Clouds Taste Metallic
American Water
The Mob Rules
The Smiths (first)
Walk Across the Rooftops (Blue Nile)
Clouds Taste Metallic
You don’t hear as much about “hecking doggos” these days. Should I look into this?
November 30, 2025 at 12:24 AM
You don’t hear as much about “hecking doggos” these days. Should I look into this?
Dummy on the street proposing a contest:
“First one that can hold their breath for thirty seconds wins.”
“First one that can hold their breath for thirty seconds wins.”
November 29, 2025 at 8:48 PM
Dummy on the street proposing a contest:
“First one that can hold their breath for thirty seconds wins.”
“First one that can hold their breath for thirty seconds wins.”
Bummed that the downtown Macys is gone. I bought all my clothes from their clearance section.
November 28, 2025 at 9:14 PM
Bummed that the downtown Macys is gone. I bought all my clothes from their clearance section.
Although it’s Black Friday I am wearing all green. I’m pretty wild.
November 28, 2025 at 4:45 PM
Although it’s Black Friday I am wearing all green. I’m pretty wild.
Prep report: Dominican thanksgiving well under way.
November 27, 2025 at 2:46 AM
Prep report: Dominican thanksgiving well under way.
*angry Australian voice*
I SAID G’DAY SIR!!
I SAID G’DAY SIR!!
November 26, 2025 at 3:58 PM
*angry Australian voice*
I SAID G’DAY SIR!!
I SAID G’DAY SIR!!
Right now there are FOUR cars with New Jersey plates on my block.
FUCK THIS!!!!
FUCK THIS!!!!
November 25, 2025 at 3:14 PM
Right now there are FOUR cars with New Jersey plates on my block.
FUCK THIS!!!!
FUCK THIS!!!!