This actually seems like the best non-political-action coping mechanism I've heard of

Perfect!

Brilliant - how about a combo detention center / data center?? We can put little cages between the gazillion degree processors.

Ah, the military tribunal phase may be upon us

Also! High school is the last time many folks ever take a history class.

Yes...I feel like we'd need to get through the civil war and reconstruction in year 1 to do the 20th century justice.

I was thinking precolumbian to 1898
1898 - as close to the present as possible

I'd add: obfuscate truth and lies, reality and fantasy! There you go!

Shamnothankyou

You know, I usually try to look decent when I fly but because of this request, I am going to basically wear sweat-rags on my next flight. Ffs.

How can you say such a thing about a humble soybean farmer??