Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition)
@schwarziest.bsky.social
I spew nonsense about cats, sports (especially #WNBA, #Skytown, #Cubs, #Illini), music, how much I hate maga, and random crap.
"Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."
"Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."
Pinned
Made this years ago. Never imagined it would be relevant again for another 4 years.
They have so much in common! She's young enough to be his daughter, and he's old enough to be her father!
To the left of me: a guy about my age, hitting on a college girl.
JfC man, get a life.
JfC man, get a life.
December 4, 2025 at 4:15 AM
They have so much in common! She's young enough to be his daughter, and he's old enough to be her father!
To the left of me: a guy about my age, hitting on a college girl.
JfC man, get a life.
JfC man, get a life.
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
To the left of me: a guy about my age, hitting on a college girl.
JfC man, get a life.
JfC man, get a life.
Tis the season of ridiculous fragrance commercials. I think the one with the mountain lion and Depp is the dumbest, but mostly because no self-respecting mountain lion will tolerate Depp.
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Tis the season of ridiculous fragrance commercials. I think the one with the mountain lion and Depp is the dumbest, but mostly because no self-respecting mountain lion will tolerate Depp.
Kendall Gill. Hell yeah.
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Kendall Gill. Hell yeah.
"I may have to go to bed soon," she said because she is old and hungover from yesterday.
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"I may have to go to bed soon," she said because she is old and hungover from yesterday.
What are these Bulls unisex? Purple? Bloody hell.
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
What are these Bulls unisex? Purple? Bloody hell.
RIP Steve Cropper. Godspeed, Colonel.
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
RIP Steve Cropper. Godspeed, Colonel.
Nettely is getting her kidney transplant! Thanks to all who helped manifest this!
A coworker's daughter is waiting to see if she can get a kidney transplant tonight. Putting it into the universe so we can all send good, healing juju to Nettely (and her mom).
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Nettely is getting her kidney transplant! Thanks to all who helped manifest this!
I bet you didn't know that Earth, Wind & Fire released a couple of holiday albums.
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I bet you didn't know that Earth, Wind & Fire released a couple of holiday albums.
A coworker's daughter is waiting to see if she can get a kidney transplant tonight. Putting it into the universe so we can all send good, healing juju to Nettely (and her mom).
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
A coworker's daughter is waiting to see if she can get a kidney transplant tonight. Putting it into the universe so we can all send good, healing juju to Nettely (and her mom).
This is me, 11 years ago today, after I officially adopted Rizzo. He was so special. Always at the door when I came home, and always the first to say "good morning." I miss my Rizz Rizz like crazy. #CatsOfBluesky
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This is me, 11 years ago today, after I officially adopted Rizzo. He was so special. Always at the door when I came home, and always the first to say "good morning." I miss my Rizz Rizz like crazy. #CatsOfBluesky
NHL games being available only on streaming services is a great way to grow the game. Truly.
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
NHL games being available only on streaming services is a great way to grow the game. Truly.
Another 11-hour day at the office all so I still won't be able to repair or replace my broken heating units.
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Another 11-hour day at the office all so I still won't be able to repair or replace my broken heating units.
Me [to Lyft driver]: It's coming up on the right.
Lyft driver: I know where it is.
LD: *drives past the destination*
Me: You've passed it. Stop here.
LD: No, it's up there. It says so *points at GPS*
Me: I don't care what it says. Let me out here.
LD: This isn't 701
Me: Because you passed it.
Lyft driver: I know where it is.
LD: *drives past the destination*
Me: You've passed it. Stop here.
LD: No, it's up there. It says so *points at GPS*
Me: I don't care what it says. Let me out here.
LD: This isn't 701
Me: Because you passed it.
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Me [to Lyft driver]: It's coming up on the right.
Lyft driver: I know where it is.
LD: *drives past the destination*
Me: You've passed it. Stop here.
LD: No, it's up there. It says so *points at GPS*
Me: I don't care what it says. Let me out here.
LD: This isn't 701
Me: Because you passed it.
Lyft driver: I know where it is.
LD: *drives past the destination*
Me: You've passed it. Stop here.
LD: No, it's up there. It says so *points at GPS*
Me: I don't care what it says. Let me out here.
LD: This isn't 701
Me: Because you passed it.
I clearly need to get this for all of my boys while our heat is out. #DaBears #BearDown
www.chewy.com/dp/1240310?u...
www.chewy.com/dp/1240310?u...
www.chewy.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I clearly need to get this for all of my boys while our heat is out. #DaBears #BearDown
www.chewy.com/dp/1240310?u...
www.chewy.com/dp/1240310?u...
I ordered these boots (on sale sale) and am now having second thoughts. www.dsw.com/en/us/produc...
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December 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I ordered these boots (on sale sale) and am now having second thoughts. www.dsw.com/en/us/produc...
Help! I have a cheese ass Coldplay song in my head. Send brain bleach!
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Help! I have a cheese ass Coldplay song in my head. Send brain bleach!
Woke up early. He dead yet?
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Woke up early. He dead yet?
Boo, you whore.
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Boo, you whore.
I'm non-functioning. I thought the Blackhawks game I'm watching was live. It clearly says "Replay" on the screen.
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm non-functioning. I thought the Blackhawks game I'm watching was live. It clearly says "Replay" on the screen.
44 seconds of Ryno and Bryant being goobers. #CatsOfBluesky
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
44 seconds of Ryno and Bryant being goobers. #CatsOfBluesky
These Anaheim Ducks unis are ... unfortunate. So much orange is only acceptable when Illinois is involved.
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
These Anaheim Ducks unis are ... unfortunate. So much orange is only acceptable when Illinois is involved.
I hate snow because when it falls I live in constant fear of falling once I step outside. Hate hate hate it.
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I hate snow because when it falls I live in constant fear of falling once I step outside. Hate hate hate it.