Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition)
@schwarziest.bsky.social
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I spew nonsense about cats, sports (especially #WNBA, #Skytown, #Cubs, #Illini), music, how much I hate maga, and random crap. "Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."
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Made this years ago. Never imagined it would be relevant again for another 4 years.
Protest sign that says:
Narcissistic 
Obnoxious 
Treacherous 
Racist 
Untruthful 
Manipulative 
Petty AF!
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I'm prohibited from saying what I want to do to JD Vance by my legal counsel.
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The job thing wasn't the only reason I divorced him. But it played a big part in my decision!
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... help him build a photography business, which he had started after quitting his 9-to-5, which he had been able to do because of my good job.

So I quit. Yep, I quit that marriage post haste.
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When I got married many years ago, I had a good paying job with great bosses who not only planned to promote me, but who owned the building we lived in and rented us our sweet apartment for below market rent. Before the ink was dry on our marriage certificate, hubby told me to quit my job to ...
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men are not socialized to be equitable partners.

They are socialized to believe they are dominate partners
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But *women* are too emotional to lead countries. Suuuuure.
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With few exceptions, I've been single for most of my adult life. I used to think it was because I'm not good enough to be loved. But I know now, I'm too good to be "loved" like most men love.

A woman needs a man like a fish needs a bicycle.
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Years ago, my new husband told me I should quit my job (which provided our housing, and where my bosses had broached the subject of promoting me to a position that makes $$$$) to help him build his photography business.

I left his ass within 2 months.
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Don't think I qualify, but it's a fun idea!
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This is a HUGE part of why I'm single. Thanks, but I can spend my money on myself and still get laid without you, Kevin.
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Six words to cheer up Chicagoans: Mike Madigan reports to federal prison.
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Guys, I just believe in the face of all reason. ... I'm also drunk.
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I was watching both and can tell you that I'm kinda drunk from winning!
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Big ups to D'Andre Swift, amirite #Bears fans?! #BearDown
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Tonigh should be "the D'Andre Swift game." #DaBears #Bears #BearDown
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Oh so Turang hit a home run off of Kittredge, as if that's hard! #NLCS
Reposted by Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition)
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So many greats already covered, so I'll give some love to Chris Cornell's version of Billie Jean.
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Without saying Hurt, fav Cover Song?
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With two straight losses, does Josh Allen suck now?

My column: