Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition)
@schwarziest.bsky.social
I spew nonsense about cats, sports (especially #WNBA, #Skytown, #Cubs, #Illini), music, how much I hate maga, and random crap.
"Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."
"Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."
Pinned
Made this years ago. Never imagined it would be relevant again for another 4 years.
To the left of me: a guy about my age, hitting on a college girl.
JfC man, get a life.
JfC man, get a life.
December 4, 2025 at 3:52 AM
To the left of me: a guy about my age, hitting on a college girl.
JfC man, get a life.
JfC man, get a life.
Tis the season of ridiculous fragrance commercials. I think the one with the mountain lion and Depp is the dumbest, but mostly because no self-respecting mountain lion will tolerate Depp.
December 4, 2025 at 3:45 AM
Tis the season of ridiculous fragrance commercials. I think the one with the mountain lion and Depp is the dumbest, but mostly because no self-respecting mountain lion will tolerate Depp.
Kendall Gill. Hell yeah.
December 4, 2025 at 3:42 AM
Kendall Gill. Hell yeah.
"I may have to go to bed soon," she said because she is old and hungover from yesterday.
December 4, 2025 at 3:39 AM
"I may have to go to bed soon," she said because she is old and hungover from yesterday.
What are these Bulls unisex? Purple? Bloody hell.
December 4, 2025 at 2:36 AM
What are these Bulls unisex? Purple? Bloody hell.
RIP Steve Cropper. Godspeed, Colonel.
December 4, 2025 at 1:39 AM
RIP Steve Cropper. Godspeed, Colonel.
Nettely is getting her kidney transplant! Thanks to all who helped manifest this!
A coworker's daughter is waiting to see if she can get a kidney transplant tonight. Putting it into the universe so we can all send good, healing juju to Nettely (and her mom).
December 3, 2025 at 7:55 AM
Nettely is getting her kidney transplant! Thanks to all who helped manifest this!
I bet you didn't know that Earth, Wind & Fire released a couple of holiday albums.
December 3, 2025 at 6:14 AM
I bet you didn't know that Earth, Wind & Fire released a couple of holiday albums.
A coworker's daughter is waiting to see if she can get a kidney transplant tonight. Putting it into the universe so we can all send good, healing juju to Nettely (and her mom).
December 3, 2025 at 5:06 AM
A coworker's daughter is waiting to see if she can get a kidney transplant tonight. Putting it into the universe so we can all send good, healing juju to Nettely (and her mom).
This is me, 11 years ago today, after I officially adopted Rizzo. He was so special. Always at the door when I came home, and always the first to say "good morning." I miss my Rizz Rizz like crazy. #CatsOfBluesky
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This is me, 11 years ago today, after I officially adopted Rizzo. He was so special. Always at the door when I came home, and always the first to say "good morning." I miss my Rizz Rizz like crazy. #CatsOfBluesky
NHL games being available only on streaming services is a great way to grow the game. Truly.
December 3, 2025 at 3:15 AM
NHL games being available only on streaming services is a great way to grow the game. Truly.
Another 11-hour day at the office all so I still won't be able to repair or replace my broken heating units.
December 3, 2025 at 2:16 AM
Another 11-hour day at the office all so I still won't be able to repair or replace my broken heating units.
Me [to Lyft driver]: It's coming up on the right.
Lyft driver: I know where it is.
LD: *drives past the destination*
Me: You've passed it. Stop here.
LD: No, it's up there. It says so *points at GPS*
Me: I don't care what it says. Let me out here.
LD: This isn't 701
Me: Because you passed it.
Lyft driver: I know where it is.
LD: *drives past the destination*
Me: You've passed it. Stop here.
LD: No, it's up there. It says so *points at GPS*
Me: I don't care what it says. Let me out here.
LD: This isn't 701
Me: Because you passed it.
December 3, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Me [to Lyft driver]: It's coming up on the right.
Lyft driver: I know where it is.
LD: *drives past the destination*
Me: You've passed it. Stop here.
LD: No, it's up there. It says so *points at GPS*
Me: I don't care what it says. Let me out here.
LD: This isn't 701
Me: Because you passed it.
Lyft driver: I know where it is.
LD: *drives past the destination*
Me: You've passed it. Stop here.
LD: No, it's up there. It says so *points at GPS*
Me: I don't care what it says. Let me out here.
LD: This isn't 701
Me: Because you passed it.
I clearly need to get this for all of my boys while our heat is out. #DaBears #BearDown
www.chewy.com/dp/1240310?u...
www.chewy.com/dp/1240310?u...
www.chewy.com
December 3, 2025 at 12:32 AM
I clearly need to get this for all of my boys while our heat is out. #DaBears #BearDown
www.chewy.com/dp/1240310?u...
www.chewy.com/dp/1240310?u...
I ordered these boots (on sale sale) and am now having second thoughts. www.dsw.com/en/us/produc...
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December 2, 2025 at 3:53 PM
I ordered these boots (on sale sale) and am now having second thoughts. www.dsw.com/en/us/produc...
Help! I have a cheese ass Coldplay song in my head. Send brain bleach!
December 2, 2025 at 1:47 PM
Help! I have a cheese ass Coldplay song in my head. Send brain bleach!
Woke up early. He dead yet?
December 2, 2025 at 11:44 AM
Woke up early. He dead yet?
Boo, you whore.
December 2, 2025 at 2:10 AM
Boo, you whore.
I'm non-functioning. I thought the Blackhawks game I'm watching was live. It clearly says "Replay" on the screen.
December 2, 2025 at 1:52 AM
I'm non-functioning. I thought the Blackhawks game I'm watching was live. It clearly says "Replay" on the screen.
44 seconds of Ryno and Bryant being goobers. #CatsOfBluesky
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
44 seconds of Ryno and Bryant being goobers. #CatsOfBluesky
These Anaheim Ducks unis are ... unfortunate. So much orange is only acceptable when Illinois is involved.
December 2, 2025 at 1:31 AM
These Anaheim Ducks unis are ... unfortunate. So much orange is only acceptable when Illinois is involved.
I hate snow because when it falls I live in constant fear of falling once I step outside. Hate hate hate it.
December 2, 2025 at 12:59 AM
I hate snow because when it falls I live in constant fear of falling once I step outside. Hate hate hate it.
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I have only hours left to sell at least 7 framed pieces to have rent, that can’t be late! Orders over $100 will receive an original painting! Please, please help me make rent. I’m super, super sick right now otherwise I’d try to be more creative. Thank you for looking.
December 1, 2025 at 1:53 AM
I have only hours left to sell at least 7 framed pieces to have rent, that can’t be late! Orders over $100 will receive an original painting! Please, please help me make rent. I’m super, super sick right now otherwise I’d try to be more creative. Thank you for looking.