Schwarziest (fuck Trump edition)
@schwarziest.bsky.social
I spew nonsense about cats, sports (especially #WNBA, #Skytown, #Cubs, #Illini), music, how much I hate maga, and random crap.
"Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."
"Truth be told, I want to live my life with the volume full."
This is me, 11 years ago today, after I officially adopted Rizzo. He was so special. Always at the door when I came home, and always the first to say "good morning." I miss my Rizz Rizz like crazy. #CatsOfBluesky
December 3, 2025 at 4:27 AM
This is me, 11 years ago today, after I officially adopted Rizzo. He was so special. Always at the door when I came home, and always the first to say "good morning." I miss my Rizz Rizz like crazy. #CatsOfBluesky
44 seconds of Ryno and Bryant being goobers. #CatsOfBluesky
December 2, 2025 at 1:46 AM
44 seconds of Ryno and Bryant being goobers. #CatsOfBluesky
I am very familiar with the immobilization by feline phenomena.
December 1, 2025 at 6:27 PM
I am very familiar with the immobilization by feline phenomena.
Baby Ryno cuddles are so good. #CatsOfBluesky
November 30, 2025 at 7:44 PM
Baby Ryno cuddles are so good. #CatsOfBluesky
My heat is out, so we're making do with what we have. #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
November 30, 2025 at 4:18 AM
My heat is out, so we're making do with what we have. #Caturday #CatsOfBluesky
I had 3 cats at home already, too! She was my 4th and she ended up miraculously getting along with the others. It was truly meant to be. And she opened the door to multiple other "4th cats" including this baby I adopted in August.
November 25, 2025 at 3:59 AM
I had 3 cats at home already, too! She was my 4th and she ended up miraculously getting along with the others. It was truly meant to be. And she opened the door to multiple other "4th cats" including this baby I adopted in August.
See a tortie, post a tortie. Isn't that the rule?
November 25, 2025 at 3:42 AM
See a tortie, post a tortie. Isn't that the rule?
I appreciate that by just drinking Hopewell beer at my favorite bar, I can contribute to @onetailatatime.bsky.social. It's as easy a decision as breathing.
November 25, 2025 at 3:31 AM
I appreciate that by just drinking Hopewell beer at my favorite bar, I can contribute to @onetailatatime.bsky.social. It's as easy a decision as breathing.
My boys send their love to you and your kitties. We enjoy your feed tremendously.
November 25, 2025 at 2:22 AM
My boys send their love to you and your kitties. We enjoy your feed tremendously.
I was today years old when I learned that the Japanese government owns all of the Japanese restaurants everywhere. That shit is WILD!
November 25, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I was today years old when I learned that the Japanese government owns all of the Japanese restaurants everywhere. That shit is WILD!
If you're in the #Chicago area and a fan of soulful jazz with funk and rock elements, get yourself to Waukegan and see Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue tonight!
November 22, 2025 at 9:48 PM
If you're in the #Chicago area and a fan of soulful jazz with funk and rock elements, get yourself to Waukegan and see Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue tonight!
Maybe it's the old fashioneds talking, but I like Detroit.
November 22, 2025 at 4:39 AM
Maybe it's the old fashioneds talking, but I like Detroit.
Merry Christmas and Aloha, motherfuckers!
November 22, 2025 at 4:27 AM
Merry Christmas and Aloha, motherfuckers!
I'm in a tiki bar that's in the midst of a Christmas takeover.
November 22, 2025 at 4:21 AM
I'm in a tiki bar that's in the midst of a Christmas takeover.
Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue in Detroit was everything I'd hoped.
November 22, 2025 at 4:00 AM
Trombone Shorty & Orleans Avenue in Detroit was everything I'd hoped.
The opening act tonight is Southern Avenue and they are exceptional!
November 22, 2025 at 1:23 AM
The opening act tonight is Southern Avenue and they are exceptional!
I need this old fashioned after it took 40 minutes to go about one mile in Detroit traffic.
November 22, 2025 at 12:30 AM
I need this old fashioned after it took 40 minutes to go about one mile in Detroit traffic.
One very large porter to start my visit to Detroit.
November 21, 2025 at 2:58 AM
One very large porter to start my visit to Detroit.
I clean up okay. Right?
November 20, 2025 at 1:19 AM
I clean up okay. Right?
So I tricked my Secret Santa giftee into talking about why she doesn't have any #Dodgers 2025 championship gear, and she said she didn't like any of it! So I got her these, because she said she likes simple designs best. I hope she likes them!
November 19, 2025 at 4:45 PM
So I tricked my Secret Santa giftee into talking about why she doesn't have any #Dodgers 2025 championship gear, and she said she didn't like any of it! So I got her these, because she said she likes simple designs best. I hope she likes them!
That's my favorite too. But I'm not shopping for me. Was thinking about this one because she's Mexican-American. But is it too much?
November 19, 2025 at 2:39 PM
That's my favorite too. But I'm not shopping for me. Was thinking about this one because she's Mexican-American. But is it too much?
