Schwappek
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-SO DANN GEHTS LOS MIT DER MASSAGE
-Oh ja, ich bin so verspannt...
-JA ALSO KNET ICH MAL DEN TEIG
-Mh?
-NA WIE BEIM PIZZA MACHEN SO RICHTIG DURCHKNETEN
-Ah, haha. Verstehe.
-GENAU UND JETZT DIE TOMATEN
-Ah!! Was ist das?! Das ist ja nass!
-TOMATEN SOẞE SAG ICH DOCH
-was
-MÖGEN SIE THUNFISCH
-Oh ja, ich bin so verspannt...
-JA ALSO KNET ICH MAL DEN TEIG
-Mh?
-NA WIE BEIM PIZZA MACHEN SO RICHTIG DURCHKNETEN
-Ah, haha. Verstehe.
-GENAU UND JETZT DIE TOMATEN
-Ah!! Was ist das?! Das ist ja nass!
-TOMATEN SOẞE SAG ICH DOCH
-was
-MÖGEN SIE THUNFISCH
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
-SO DANN GEHTS LOS MIT DER MASSAGE
-Oh ja, ich bin so verspannt...
-JA ALSO KNET ICH MAL DEN TEIG
-Mh?
-NA WIE BEIM PIZZA MACHEN SO RICHTIG DURCHKNETEN
-Ah, haha. Verstehe.
-GENAU UND JETZT DIE TOMATEN
-Ah!! Was ist das?! Das ist ja nass!
-TOMATEN SOẞE SAG ICH DOCH
-was
-MÖGEN SIE THUNFISCH
-Oh ja, ich bin so verspannt...
-JA ALSO KNET ICH MAL DEN TEIG
-Mh?
-NA WIE BEIM PIZZA MACHEN SO RICHTIG DURCHKNETEN
-Ah, haha. Verstehe.
-GENAU UND JETZT DIE TOMATEN
-Ah!! Was ist das?! Das ist ja nass!
-TOMATEN SOẞE SAG ICH DOCH
-was
-MÖGEN SIE THUNFISCH
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New political Compass just dropped
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
New political Compass just dropped
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Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Princeton graduate, was unable to comprehend that photographs create mirror images of their subjects. Here's why affirmative action has lowered the standards of Ivy League admissions.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Princeton graduate, was unable to comprehend that photographs create mirror images of their subjects. Here's why affirmative action has lowered the standards of Ivy League admissions.
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Is this platform still massively against cannibalism or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Is this platform still massively against cannibalism or has it moved more towards acceptance?
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Vibes dieser Tage.
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Vibes dieser Tage.
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Sad to see some people still using GPT-3.5
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Sad to see some people still using GPT-3.5
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widderuf Freenet Norton Muster
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
widderuf Freenet Norton Muster
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In der Süddeutschen Zeitung ist heute meine kritisch-wohlwollende Besprechung der Lyrik des jungen Wolfram Weimer zu lesen. Bisher unbekannte 40 Jahre alte Verse aus dem Gedichtband "Kopfpilz" – aktueller denn je.
Online lesen: www.sueddeutsche.de/kultur/wolfr...
Online lesen: www.sueddeutsche.de/kultur/wolfr...
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
In der Süddeutschen Zeitung ist heute meine kritisch-wohlwollende Besprechung der Lyrik des jungen Wolfram Weimer zu lesen. Bisher unbekannte 40 Jahre alte Verse aus dem Gedichtband "Kopfpilz" – aktueller denn je.
Online lesen: www.sueddeutsche.de/kultur/wolfr...
Online lesen: www.sueddeutsche.de/kultur/wolfr...
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chastised Sen. Mark Kelly for incorrectly displaying his military uniform medals, not comprehending that photographs reverse images from left to right. Here’s what that says about Joe Biden’s cognitive state.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chastised Sen. Mark Kelly for incorrectly displaying his military uniform medals, not comprehending that photographs reverse images from left to right. Here’s what that says about Joe Biden’s cognitive state.
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It is a shame that Brazil’s judges are so activist that none of them stepped in to change the laws for Jair Bolsonaro.
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It is a shame that Brazil’s judges are so activist that none of them stepped in to change the laws for Jair Bolsonaro.
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
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American public opinion is largely generated by foreigners who make money by lying to Americans over unregulated social media. Out of respect to those entrepreneurial foreigners, we will continue to treat their commodified fictions as one side of a reasoned American debate.
-The Editorial Board
-The Editorial Board
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
American public opinion is largely generated by foreigners who make money by lying to Americans over unregulated social media. Out of respect to those entrepreneurial foreigners, we will continue to treat their commodified fictions as one side of a reasoned American debate.
-The Editorial Board
-The Editorial Board
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Es gibt viele gute Argumente für die Vermögensteuer, aber das hier ist das beste:
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Es gibt viele gute Argumente für die Vermögensteuer, aber das hier ist das beste:
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Excuse Me While I Felch
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Excuse Me While I Felch
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
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People from poor countries in remote parts of the world shouldn't be in America picking strawberries. They should be back at home, running MAGA Twitter accounts.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
People from poor countries in remote parts of the world shouldn't be in America picking strawberries. They should be back at home, running MAGA Twitter accounts.
Dringendst zu empfehlen auch die beiden Alben "Ausgewählte Musik 1+2", erhältlich auf Bandcamp! Hörer des @bohnigerwachmacher.de werden das eine oder andere Lied erkennen ☕🎵😍
scotthuehnerkrisp.bandcamp.com/album/ausgew...
scotthuehnerkrisp.bandcamp.com/album/ausgew...
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Dringendst zu empfehlen auch die beiden Alben "Ausgewählte Musik 1+2", erhältlich auf Bandcamp! Hörer des @bohnigerwachmacher.de werden das eine oder andere Lied erkennen ☕🎵😍
scotthuehnerkrisp.bandcamp.com/album/ausgew...
scotthuehnerkrisp.bandcamp.com/album/ausgew...
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Bitte teilt mal alle meinen Christmas-Song scotthuehnerkrisp.bandcamp.com/track/die-en...
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Bitte teilt mal alle meinen Christmas-Song scotthuehnerkrisp.bandcamp.com/track/die-en...
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Comedy is legal again
Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Comedy is legal again
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Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem
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Blue in Greene
Marjorie Taylor Greene was more Jefferson Davis than Miles Davis, but now this swinger sounds kind of blue—and not in a silent way. It's 'round about midnight for MAGA, so while Donald bitches, brew a cup of joe and witness the birth of the cool new MTG.
by Maureen Dowd
Marjorie Taylor Greene was more Jefferson Davis than Miles Davis, but now this swinger sounds kind of blue—and not in a silent way. It's 'round about midnight for MAGA, so while Donald bitches, brew a cup of joe and witness the birth of the cool new MTG.
by Maureen Dowd
November 23, 2025 at 3:32 PM
Blue in Greene
Marjorie Taylor Greene was more Jefferson Davis than Miles Davis, but now this swinger sounds kind of blue—and not in a silent way. It's 'round about midnight for MAGA, so while Donald bitches, brew a cup of joe and witness the birth of the cool new MTG.
by Maureen Dowd
Marjorie Taylor Greene was more Jefferson Davis than Miles Davis, but now this swinger sounds kind of blue—and not in a silent way. It's 'round about midnight for MAGA, so while Donald bitches, brew a cup of joe and witness the birth of the cool new MTG.
by Maureen Dowd
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Ryan Lizza is doing Substack the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
November 23, 2025 at 4:19 AM
Ryan Lizza is doing Substack the right way.
by Ezra Klein
by Ezra Klein
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The White House has told Reuters the administration does not want to execute Congressional Democrats. Where does Donald Trump go for his apology?
November 22, 2025 at 3:25 PM
The White House has told Reuters the administration does not want to execute Congressional Democrats. Where does Donald Trump go for his apology?
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Playbook | While Marjorie Taylor Greene was celebrated in Washington for forswearing toxic politics, her internal polling showed she'd have to go back to harassing school shooting survivors if she wanted to win another Republican primary.
November 22, 2025 at 3:26 PM
Playbook | While Marjorie Taylor Greene was celebrated in Washington for forswearing toxic politics, her internal polling showed she'd have to go back to harassing school shooting survivors if she wanted to win another Republican primary.