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Hagueseth
Exclusive: Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth gave an order to “kill everybody” in the first strike on suspected drug boats in the Caribbean. After two men survived, the mission commander ordered a second strike to comply with Hegseth’s instructions, according to two sources.
Hegseth order on first Caribbean boat strike, officials say: Kill them all
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth issued a verbal order to kill all crew members in the Sept. 2 strike on a suspected drug boat. Navy SEALs fired a second missile.
www.washingtonpost.com
November 28, 2025 at 6:14 PM
Hagueseth
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My kids have whooping cough, there are no toys on the shelves, and my brother-in-law was deported despite being a US citizen. But at least I know there won't be black Santa Clauses this year.
November 28, 2025 at 6:28 PM
My kids have whooping cough, there are no toys on the shelves, and my brother-in-law was deported despite being a US citizen. But at least I know there won't be black Santa Clauses this year.
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Trump has trampled the Constitution, trashed the economy, and ceded the next century to China. Someone in my replies on Bluesky used the word "Latinx". I have never felt more politically homeless.
November 28, 2025 at 6:29 PM
Trump has trampled the Constitution, trashed the economy, and ceded the next century to China. Someone in my replies on Bluesky used the word "Latinx". I have never felt more politically homeless.
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-Mister King, wir hätten eine Bitte bezüglich Ihres nächsten Romans...
-DIE WÄRE
-Kann die Hauptfigur diesmal kein Schriftsteller sein?
-WAS
-Ausnahmsweise.
-MH WIE WÄRS MIT EINEM ALKOHOLIKER
-Auch nicht.
-DANN ÄH EIN KLEINES MÄDCHEN
-Klingt toll!
-IHR VATER IST EIN AUTOR MIT ALKOHOL PROBLEM
-DIE WÄRE
-Kann die Hauptfigur diesmal kein Schriftsteller sein?
-WAS
-Ausnahmsweise.
-MH WIE WÄRS MIT EINEM ALKOHOLIKER
-Auch nicht.
-DANN ÄH EIN KLEINES MÄDCHEN
-Klingt toll!
-IHR VATER IST EIN AUTOR MIT ALKOHOL PROBLEM
November 28, 2025 at 2:07 PM
-Mister King, wir hätten eine Bitte bezüglich Ihres nächsten Romans...
-DIE WÄRE
-Kann die Hauptfigur diesmal kein Schriftsteller sein?
-WAS
-Ausnahmsweise.
-MH WIE WÄRS MIT EINEM ALKOHOLIKER
-Auch nicht.
-DANN ÄH EIN KLEINES MÄDCHEN
-Klingt toll!
-IHR VATER IST EIN AUTOR MIT ALKOHOL PROBLEM
-DIE WÄRE
-Kann die Hauptfigur diesmal kein Schriftsteller sein?
-WAS
-Ausnahmsweise.
-MH WIE WÄRS MIT EINEM ALKOHOLIKER
-Auch nicht.
-DANN ÄH EIN KLEINES MÄDCHEN
-Klingt toll!
-IHR VATER IST EIN AUTOR MIT ALKOHOL PROBLEM
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-SO DANN GEHTS LOS MIT DER MASSAGE
-Oh ja, ich bin so verspannt...
-JA ALSO KNET ICH MAL DEN TEIG
-Mh?
-NA WIE BEIM PIZZA MACHEN SO RICHTIG DURCHKNETEN
-Ah, haha. Verstehe.
-GENAU UND JETZT DIE TOMATEN
-Ah!! Was ist das?! Das ist ja nass!
-TOMATEN SOẞE SAG ICH DOCH
-was
-MÖGEN SIE THUNFISCH
-Oh ja, ich bin so verspannt...
-JA ALSO KNET ICH MAL DEN TEIG
-Mh?
-NA WIE BEIM PIZZA MACHEN SO RICHTIG DURCHKNETEN
-Ah, haha. Verstehe.
-GENAU UND JETZT DIE TOMATEN
-Ah!! Was ist das?! Das ist ja nass!
-TOMATEN SOẞE SAG ICH DOCH
-was
-MÖGEN SIE THUNFISCH
November 27, 2025 at 11:31 AM
-SO DANN GEHTS LOS MIT DER MASSAGE
-Oh ja, ich bin so verspannt...
-JA ALSO KNET ICH MAL DEN TEIG
-Mh?
-NA WIE BEIM PIZZA MACHEN SO RICHTIG DURCHKNETEN
-Ah, haha. Verstehe.
-GENAU UND JETZT DIE TOMATEN
-Ah!! Was ist das?! Das ist ja nass!
-TOMATEN SOẞE SAG ICH DOCH
-was
-MÖGEN SIE THUNFISCH
-Oh ja, ich bin so verspannt...
-JA ALSO KNET ICH MAL DEN TEIG
-Mh?
-NA WIE BEIM PIZZA MACHEN SO RICHTIG DURCHKNETEN
-Ah, haha. Verstehe.
-GENAU UND JETZT DIE TOMATEN
-Ah!! Was ist das?! Das ist ja nass!
-TOMATEN SOẞE SAG ICH DOCH
-was
-MÖGEN SIE THUNFISCH
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New political Compass just dropped
November 27, 2025 at 8:07 AM
New political Compass just dropped
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Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Princeton graduate, was unable to comprehend that photographs create mirror images of their subjects. Here's why affirmative action has lowered the standards of Ivy League admissions.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Secretary Pete Hegseth, a Princeton graduate, was unable to comprehend that photographs create mirror images of their subjects. Here's why affirmative action has lowered the standards of Ivy League admissions.
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Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
November 26, 2025 at 5:14 PM
Pediatricians say vaccines do not cause autism. A bear-eating heroin addict who fantasizes about sucking his own semen out of his lovers' orifices says they do. For busy parents, it can be hard to know who to trust.
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Is this platform still massively against cannibalism or has it moved more towards acceptance?
November 26, 2025 at 5:25 PM
Is this platform still massively against cannibalism or has it moved more towards acceptance?
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Vibes dieser Tage.
November 26, 2025 at 6:21 PM
Vibes dieser Tage.
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Sad to see some people still using GPT-3.5
November 26, 2025 at 1:44 PM
Sad to see some people still using GPT-3.5
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widderuf Freenet Norton Muster
November 26, 2025 at 11:07 AM
widderuf Freenet Norton Muster
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In der Süddeutschen Zeitung ist heute meine kritisch-wohlwollende Besprechung der Lyrik des jungen Wolfram Weimer zu lesen. Bisher unbekannte 40 Jahre alte Verse aus dem Gedichtband "Kopfpilz" – aktueller denn je.
Online lesen: www.sueddeutsche.de/kultur/wolfr...
Online lesen: www.sueddeutsche.de/kultur/wolfr...
November 26, 2025 at 8:27 AM
In der Süddeutschen Zeitung ist heute meine kritisch-wohlwollende Besprechung der Lyrik des jungen Wolfram Weimer zu lesen. Bisher unbekannte 40 Jahre alte Verse aus dem Gedichtband "Kopfpilz" – aktueller denn je.
Online lesen: www.sueddeutsche.de/kultur/wolfr...
Online lesen: www.sueddeutsche.de/kultur/wolfr...
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Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chastised Sen. Mark Kelly for incorrectly displaying his military uniform medals, not comprehending that photographs reverse images from left to right. Here’s what that says about Joe Biden’s cognitive state.
November 25, 2025 at 10:22 PM
Defense Secretary Pete Hegseth chastised Sen. Mark Kelly for incorrectly displaying his military uniform medals, not comprehending that photographs reverse images from left to right. Here’s what that says about Joe Biden’s cognitive state.
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It is a shame that Brazil’s judges are so activist that none of them stepped in to change the laws for Jair Bolsonaro.
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
November 25, 2025 at 10:23 PM
It is a shame that Brazil’s judges are so activist that none of them stepped in to change the laws for Jair Bolsonaro.
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
by John Roberts (joined by Thomas, Alito, Gorsuch, Barrett, and Kavanaugh)
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American public opinion is largely generated by foreigners who make money by lying to Americans over unregulated social media. Out of respect to those entrepreneurial foreigners, we will continue to treat their commodified fictions as one side of a reasoned American debate.
-The Editorial Board
-The Editorial Board
November 25, 2025 at 3:16 PM
American public opinion is largely generated by foreigners who make money by lying to Americans over unregulated social media. Out of respect to those entrepreneurial foreigners, we will continue to treat their commodified fictions as one side of a reasoned American debate.
-The Editorial Board
-The Editorial Board
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Es gibt viele gute Argumente für die Vermögensteuer, aber das hier ist das beste:
November 25, 2025 at 8:27 AM
Es gibt viele gute Argumente für die Vermögensteuer, aber das hier ist das beste:
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Excuse Me While I Felch
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
November 24, 2025 at 4:36 PM
Excuse Me While I Felch
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
A floozy newsie named Nuzzi got all boozy and told RFK Twosie he could suck something oozy from where she goes number twosie. The mere thought makes me woozy.
by Maureen Dowd
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People from poor countries in remote parts of the world shouldn't be in America picking strawberries. They should be back at home, running MAGA Twitter accounts.
November 24, 2025 at 5:56 PM
People from poor countries in remote parts of the world shouldn't be in America picking strawberries. They should be back at home, running MAGA Twitter accounts.
Dringendst zu empfehlen auch die beiden Alben "Ausgewählte Musik 1+2", erhältlich auf Bandcamp! Hörer des @bohnigerwachmacher.de werden das eine oder andere Lied erkennen ☕🎵😍
scotthuehnerkrisp.bandcamp.com/album/ausgew...
scotthuehnerkrisp.bandcamp.com/album/ausgew...
November 24, 2025 at 4:12 PM
Dringendst zu empfehlen auch die beiden Alben "Ausgewählte Musik 1+2", erhältlich auf Bandcamp! Hörer des @bohnigerwachmacher.de werden das eine oder andere Lied erkennen ☕🎵😍
scotthuehnerkrisp.bandcamp.com/album/ausgew...
scotthuehnerkrisp.bandcamp.com/album/ausgew...
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Bitte teilt mal alle meinen Christmas-Song scotthuehnerkrisp.bandcamp.com/track/die-en...
November 24, 2025 at 2:34 PM
Bitte teilt mal alle meinen Christmas-Song scotthuehnerkrisp.bandcamp.com/track/die-en...
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Comedy is legal again
Holy shit. So Elon decides it would be nice to know what region of the world people are posting from. So they add that little feature.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
2 hours later they figure out that many Trump supporters with millions of followers are posting from other countries. Surprise!
That "feature" is now gone.
November 23, 2025 at 10:34 PM
Comedy is legal again
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Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem
November 23, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Most accounts on Twitter turn out to be Russian MAGA bots. Here’s why Bluesky has an intellectual diversity problem