Andrew Schnorr
@schnorr.app
Seattle-based game marketing goon at Pokémon. Formerly Capcom & Six Foot. I also love writing, photography, and world travel. All views and opinions are both my own and likely based on a Simpsons quote.
At least Homer was prepared for all contingencies.
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
At least Homer was prepared for all contingencies.
This makes me think that there is some arcane dating app that is exclusively for current and former mayors.
December 6, 2025 at 2:53 AM
This makes me think that there is some arcane dating app that is exclusively for current and former mayors.
Do you have to start your next stream by announcing that you're a bad widdle boy?
a cartoon of a man in a blue suit and top hat
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November 23, 2025 at 11:37 PM
Do you have to start your next stream by announcing that you're a bad widdle boy?
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November 22, 2025 at 9:14 PM
I got this game as a Christmas gift, and, it being one of like eight N64 games I ever fully owned, I tried to convince myself so hard that it was actually fun to play. Still have a soft spot for it.
November 19, 2025 at 5:24 PM
I got this game as a Christmas gift, and, it being one of like eight N64 games I ever fully owned, I tried to convince myself so hard that it was actually fun to play. Still have a soft spot for it.
Second look is gonna cost ya.
November 19, 2025 at 4:20 AM
Second look is gonna cost ya.
She claims the dog days are over because she can now easily open cans of Purina.
November 18, 2025 at 7:32 AM
She claims the dog days are over because she can now easily open cans of Purina.
I'm going to sound like a total cinema snob here, but if there was ever a movie to be shot on actual film, this would be the one.
November 17, 2025 at 5:44 PM
I'm going to sound like a total cinema snob here, but if there was ever a movie to be shot on actual film, this would be the one.
I'm convinced hotels are just massive experiment pods where each room has a different insane choice made vs a control setup.
November 14, 2025 at 5:27 AM
I'm convinced hotels are just massive experiment pods where each room has a different insane choice made vs a control setup.
So disappointed in him. Unfollowed and blocked.
November 2, 2025 at 12:28 AM
So disappointed in him. Unfollowed and blocked.
Are you not doing surface runs? That's an essential part of the process.
November 1, 2025 at 7:30 PM
Are you not doing surface runs? That's an essential part of the process.
If you haven't already found them, I recommend looking up the musical group Clamavi De Profundis. They do several LOTR-inspired songs, and their version of Durin's Song has been a way to calm my son for six years.
October 26, 2025 at 4:06 AM
If you haven't already found them, I recommend looking up the musical group Clamavi De Profundis. They do several LOTR-inspired songs, and their version of Durin's Song has been a way to calm my son for six years.