Andrew Schnorr
@schnorr.app
Seattle-based game marketing goon at Pokémon. Formerly Capcom & Six Foot. I also love writing, photography, and world travel. All views and opinions are both my own and likely based on a Simpsons quote.
At least Homer was prepared for all contingencies.
December 8, 2025 at 1:26 AM
At least Homer was prepared for all contingencies.
This is by far my favorite genre of spam/phishing email. I am just always tickled by the very concept of an email marketing system that - from the moment you sign up - actively encourages you to unsubscribe.
![Screenshot of a spam email.
Subject: "To STOP receiving these emails from us just hit reply and let us Know !!"
From: "Pornhub <[Non-Pornhub Address]>
Gmail Note: "Why is this message in spam? This message is similar to messages that were identified as spam in the past."
Email Body: "It’s Great to Have You Here!
We have successfully received your subscription to our website.
Porn Hub
To confirm your subscription, please Click here.
You can unsubscribe any time. Unsubscribe"](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:p5wv2hgzu332c5z7abmvvymn/bafkreid5we7p3qj4wevedyp2dn2ddjjotnquigug3lrsrr6lsc7bvhs7yu@jpeg)
November 18, 2025 at 6:20 PM
This is by far my favorite genre of spam/phishing email. I am just always tickled by the very concept of an email marketing system that - from the moment you sign up - actively encourages you to unsubscribe.
Absolutely piercing insight there, Disney.
November 12, 2025 at 9:45 PM
Absolutely piercing insight there, Disney.
I declare it the most interesting tree I've seen today!
(Bellevue Botanical Garden)
#trees #photography
(Bellevue Botanical Garden)
#trees #photography
October 19, 2025 at 7:54 PM
I declare it the most interesting tree I've seen today!
(Bellevue Botanical Garden)
#trees #photography
(Bellevue Botanical Garden)
#trees #photography
We need to retire the expression "pennies on the dollar" until people can start using it responsibly.
October 8, 2025 at 6:55 PM
We need to retire the expression "pennies on the dollar" until people can start using it responsibly.
Just got all Achievements in Hades II, and between that, all the completed Character Bonds, Chaos Trials, and Testaments, I'd say I've 100%'d it.
Amazing game, probably my GOTY in what's been a very stacked year!
Amazing game, probably my GOTY in what's been a very stacked year!
October 4, 2025 at 9:52 PM
Just got all Achievements in Hades II, and between that, all the completed Character Bonds, Chaos Trials, and Testaments, I'd say I've 100%'d it.
Amazing game, probably my GOTY in what's been a very stacked year!
Amazing game, probably my GOTY in what's been a very stacked year!
Man, I didn't realize it was this easy!
September 24, 2025 at 9:44 PM
Man, I didn't realize it was this easy!
A little over a month ago, we discovered that a kitten was living under our backyard shed, with no mother cat or owner in sight. After doing the proper due diligence and fostering her for two weeks, we're happy to say we were able to find her a forever home with a very excited coworker.
September 7, 2025 at 5:32 PM
A little over a month ago, we discovered that a kitten was living under our backyard shed, with no mother cat or owner in sight. After doing the proper due diligence and fostering her for two weeks, we're happy to say we were able to find her a forever home with a very excited coworker.
I'll throw mine into the mix. The dogs are Nala and Korra, and my wonderful snake is Cinder.
August 31, 2025 at 8:59 PM
I'll throw mine into the mix. The dogs are Nala and Korra, and my wonderful snake is Cinder.
Was exciting to see the grand finals for Pokémon GO and the bubbly Pikachu at the trophy presentation.
August 17, 2025 at 8:05 PM
Was exciting to see the grand finals for Pokémon GO and the bubbly Pikachu at the trophy presentation.
Multi-billion dollar technology.
August 16, 2025 at 7:36 PM
Multi-billion dollar technology.
We're here. We're ready.
August 14, 2025 at 6:54 PM
We're here. We're ready.
I have no idea what kind of mindset you need to make a car become this, but I want that mindset.
August 13, 2025 at 10:06 PM
I have no idea what kind of mindset you need to make a car become this, but I want that mindset.
I know they are invasive to this region, and they have the worst bushes possible, and if you're not careful about where you look, they may be covered in herbicides...but man, I love picking blackberries while I'm on a walk.
August 1, 2025 at 11:48 PM
I know they are invasive to this region, and they have the worst bushes possible, and if you're not careful about where you look, they may be covered in herbicides...but man, I love picking blackberries while I'm on a walk.
Went to the Pokémon family picnic today and saw this absolute unit of a pig. Simply fantastic lad.
July 27, 2025 at 11:53 PM
Went to the Pokémon family picnic today and saw this absolute unit of a pig. Simply fantastic lad.
Was going through Google Photo's "memories" section, and found this 13-year-old picture of Jill Valentine from Resident Evil: Revelations. I really regret never trying to use it as some sort of reaction image.
July 18, 2025 at 4:56 PM
Was going through Google Photo's "memories" section, and found this 13-year-old picture of Jill Valentine from Resident Evil: Revelations. I really regret never trying to use it as some sort of reaction image.
I posted a funny misprint on some chip bags to r/mildlyinteresting yesterday. (One says 1g of saturated fat is 5% of dv, the other says 45%.)
The comment section exploded, but the thing that really stood out to me is how many people have no idea how nutrition labels are supposed to work.
The comment section exploded, but the thing that really stood out to me is how many people have no idea how nutrition labels are supposed to work.
July 15, 2025 at 6:32 PM
I posted a funny misprint on some chip bags to r/mildlyinteresting yesterday. (One says 1g of saturated fat is 5% of dv, the other says 45%.)
The comment section exploded, but the thing that really stood out to me is how many people have no idea how nutrition labels are supposed to work.
The comment section exploded, but the thing that really stood out to me is how many people have no idea how nutrition labels are supposed to work.
I know this can be a serious issue for the USPS, but this image of a stoic mailman and the world's most weak-gripped dog owner is too funny to take seriously.
June 27, 2025 at 5:57 PM
I know this can be a serious issue for the USPS, but this image of a stoic mailman and the world's most weak-gripped dog owner is too funny to take seriously.
@sound-transit.bsky.social - I'm saying this out of a place of love, but this is a *bad* ad. What am I supposed to be getting out of it? If driving is the mindless habit, why is the zombie getting gas, which is less a habit and more a chore? Bad combination of confusion and tut-tutting on this one.
June 22, 2025 at 7:57 PM
@sound-transit.bsky.social - I'm saying this out of a place of love, but this is a *bad* ad. What am I supposed to be getting out of it? If driving is the mindless habit, why is the zombie getting gas, which is less a habit and more a chore? Bad combination of confusion and tut-tutting on this one.