Andrew Schnorr
@schnorr.app
Seattle-based game marketing goon at Pokémon. Formerly Capcom & Six Foot. I also love writing, photography, and world travel. All views and opinions are both my own and likely based on a Simpsons quote.
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Andrew Schnorr
@schnorr.app
· Oct 22
Making a belated intro post to pin. Hello! I'm a gaming marketer and raconteur in my latter 30s who loves telling stories (real ones).
My interests include:
-Video & Board Games
-Capcom (Old employer)
-Pokémon (Current employer)
-D&D
-Simpsons
-Hiking/Outdoors/Animals
-Photography
-Writing
-My son
My interests include:
-Video & Board Games
-Capcom (Old employer)
-Pokémon (Current employer)
-D&D
-Simpsons
-Hiking/Outdoors/Animals
-Photography
-Writing
-My son
Possibly the most tempting roadside sign I've ever seen.
February 17, 2026 at 7:41 PM
Possibly the most tempting roadside sign I've ever seen.
I have two favorite genres of Reddit posts:
1. r/RIY posts where a guy says "Look at this thing I built" and the response is "YOU'RE GOING TO KILL YOUR FAMILY!"
2. r/mildlyinteresting post where a guy says "Look what my body is doing" and the response is "GO TO THE HOSPITAL YOU IDIOT!"
1. r/RIY posts where a guy says "Look at this thing I built" and the response is "YOU'RE GOING TO KILL YOUR FAMILY!"
2. r/mildlyinteresting post where a guy says "Look what my body is doing" and the response is "GO TO THE HOSPITAL YOU IDIOT!"
February 16, 2026 at 2:26 AM
I have two favorite genres of Reddit posts:
1. r/RIY posts where a guy says "Look at this thing I built" and the response is "YOU'RE GOING TO KILL YOUR FAMILY!"
2. r/mildlyinteresting post where a guy says "Look what my body is doing" and the response is "GO TO THE HOSPITAL YOU IDIOT!"
1. r/RIY posts where a guy says "Look at this thing I built" and the response is "YOU'RE GOING TO KILL YOUR FAMILY!"
2. r/mildlyinteresting post where a guy says "Look what my body is doing" and the response is "GO TO THE HOSPITAL YOU IDIOT!"
Reposted by Andrew Schnorr
Macbeth: SHIT
February 9, 2026 at 2:50 AM
Macbeth: SHIT
With the Seahawks winning and the Bad Bunny concert being a bop, all we need is for It to happen and we have a wonderful trifecta.
February 9, 2026 at 3:34 AM
With the Seahawks winning and the Bad Bunny concert being a bop, all we need is for It to happen and we have a wonderful trifecta.
My mom actual worked on the same house as Catherine O'Hara during Habitat for Humanity's Hollywood women's build back in the very early 2000s, and every day she'd come home and mention how cool and down-to-Earth she was. RIP to a great one.
January 30, 2026 at 9:16 PM
My mom actual worked on the same house as Catherine O'Hara during Habitat for Humanity's Hollywood women's build back in the very early 2000s, and every day she'd come home and mention how cool and down-to-Earth she was. RIP to a great one.
I don't think I've ever seen another driver be more mad at me than today when I refused to let them skip their turn in the zipper merge. Like, full on road rage.
But I am at peace, because I abided by the zipper merge. The zipper merge is sacred.
But I am at peace, because I abided by the zipper merge. The zipper merge is sacred.
January 27, 2026 at 12:32 AM
I don't think I've ever seen another driver be more mad at me than today when I refused to let them skip their turn in the zipper merge. Like, full on road rage.
But I am at peace, because I abided by the zipper merge. The zipper merge is sacred.
But I am at peace, because I abided by the zipper merge. The zipper merge is sacred.
Man, these later seasons were really struggling for ideas.
January 20, 2026 at 5:05 PM
Man, these later seasons were really struggling for ideas.
I don't know what's crazier, the fact that the health insurance customer support rep I was talking with implied my son's autism was caused by vaccines, or the fact that she apparently could not think of the word "vaccines" on her own.
January 12, 2026 at 8:00 PM
I don't know what's crazier, the fact that the health insurance customer support rep I was talking with implied my son's autism was caused by vaccines, or the fact that she apparently could not think of the word "vaccines" on her own.
How I'm feeling finishing out 2025.
January 1, 2026 at 3:47 AM
How I'm feeling finishing out 2025.
We've been introducing our son to kids educational videos on YouTube, and part of that has been spending huge amounts of time soft-blocking channels of just pure toddler brain rot.
Considering how much effort I'm putting into curating it, I can only imagine how bad things are for your average kid.
Considering how much effort I'm putting into curating it, I can only imagine how bad things are for your average kid.
December 31, 2025 at 8:28 PM
We've been introducing our son to kids educational videos on YouTube, and part of that has been spending huge amounts of time soft-blocking channels of just pure toddler brain rot.
Considering how much effort I'm putting into curating it, I can only imagine how bad things are for your average kid.
Considering how much effort I'm putting into curating it, I can only imagine how bad things are for your average kid.
Finally got a new, cordless set of hair clippers, so I can retire this set that I've literally been using to cut my own hair since, like, 2007.
Part of me wants to wax nostalgic about this old thing, but let's be real, the new set is much better.
Part of me wants to wax nostalgic about this old thing, but let's be real, the new set is much better.
December 28, 2025 at 11:38 PM
Finally got a new, cordless set of hair clippers, so I can retire this set that I've literally been using to cut my own hair since, like, 2007.
Part of me wants to wax nostalgic about this old thing, but let's be real, the new set is much better.
Part of me wants to wax nostalgic about this old thing, but let's be real, the new set is much better.
Got a big influx of new followers (and hello to you all!). Guessing that means things are going even worse on Twitter?
December 26, 2025 at 6:38 PM
Got a big influx of new followers (and hello to you all!). Guessing that means things are going even worse on Twitter?
For anyone who complains about either Christmas turkey or Christmas ham: please consider converting to Christmas tamales. We're much happier over here.
December 24, 2025 at 9:02 PM
For anyone who complains about either Christmas turkey or Christmas ham: please consider converting to Christmas tamales. We're much happier over here.
Me, watching the evil fire & ash chieftain in Avatar doing drugs and committing ritualized murder: "I can fix her."
December 22, 2025 at 3:17 AM
Me, watching the evil fire & ash chieftain in Avatar doing drugs and committing ritualized murder: "I can fix her."
I recently received a mini rock tumbler kit that is marketed to kids, and while I'm enjoying the process so far, there is not a kid alive with the patience for rock tumbling as a hobby.
December 21, 2025 at 2:19 AM
I recently received a mini rock tumbler kit that is marketed to kids, and while I'm enjoying the process so far, there is not a kid alive with the patience for rock tumbling as a hobby.
Man, this has been a horrific weekend for news.
December 15, 2025 at 3:35 AM
Man, this has been a horrific weekend for news.
Just started playing Dispatch, and it is absolutely surreal to me that it take place in Torrance, of all places.
December 13, 2025 at 6:48 PM
Just started playing Dispatch, and it is absolutely surreal to me that it take place in Torrance, of all places.
My wife and I have some homemade pizza. Who did it better?
(My son thought they both looked unappetizing, lol.)
(My son thought they both looked unappetizing, lol.)
December 11, 2025 at 3:22 AM
My wife and I have some homemade pizza. Who did it better?
(My son thought they both looked unappetizing, lol.)
(My son thought they both looked unappetizing, lol.)
I've had this going for about a week now, and my god, this place is so much more serene and usable. Highly recommended!
December 9, 2025 at 11:39 PM
I've had this going for about a week now, and my god, this place is so much more serene and usable. Highly recommended!
Just remembered that I left half a rotisserie chicken in the office fridge, and I wonder how confused people will be in the morning.
December 4, 2025 at 2:08 AM
Just remembered that I left half a rotisserie chicken in the office fridge, and I wonder how confused people will be in the morning.
Reposted by Andrew Schnorr
Reposted by Andrew Schnorr
Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
November 30, 2025 at 10:35 PM
Red Letter Media if it were a Japanese variety show
I'm not as anti-AI as some folks (at least in non-professional settings), but I have never been angrier than when a creative agency's ideation deck was chock-full of AI artwork. Not only did it mutilate the look of our characters, it also made me think that the ideas themselves were also generated.
I don’t know if anyone else notices or cares, but when I see a presentation in which the speaker uses obviously generated-AI images to illustrate their slides, it makes me immediately less confident in whatever other content they’re presenting.
November 28, 2025 at 8:04 PM
I'm not as anti-AI as some folks (at least in non-professional settings), but I have never been angrier than when a creative agency's ideation deck was chock-full of AI artwork. Not only did it mutilate the look of our characters, it also made me think that the ideas themselves were also generated.
Simpsons trivia is hilarious to me, because there's never a middle ground - it's either always:
"What is the name of the Simpsons' 10-year-old 'brat' son?"
or
"What has a direct correlation to the rise in gang activity?"
"What is the name of the Simpsons' 10-year-old 'brat' son?"
or
"What has a direct correlation to the rise in gang activity?"
November 27, 2025 at 10:41 PM
Simpsons trivia is hilarious to me, because there's never a middle ground - it's either always:
"What is the name of the Simpsons' 10-year-old 'brat' son?"
or
"What has a direct correlation to the rise in gang activity?"
"What is the name of the Simpsons' 10-year-old 'brat' son?"
or
"What has a direct correlation to the rise in gang activity?"