Schaef Tolliver
@schaef.bsky.social
Antique voodoo gynecologist
Actually a caregiver, philosopher, and actor, but that sounds cooler.
Actually a caregiver, philosopher, and actor, but that sounds cooler.
Ah. Well we’re the Nazis now.
Trump: "No nation is in any position to be able to secure Greenland other than the US. We're a great power. Much greater than people even understand. I think they found that out 2 weeks ago in Venezuela. We saw this in World War 2 when Denmark fell to Germany after just 6 hours of fighting."
January 21, 2026 at 2:28 PM
Ah. Well we’re the Nazis now.
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Trump in Davos: "It's a war that should have never started and it wouldn't have started if they 2020 US presidential election weren't rigged. It was a rigged election. Everybody now knows that. They found out. People will soon be prosecuted for what they did. That's probably breaking news."
January 21, 2026 at 2:11 PM
Trump in Davos: "It's a war that should have never started and it wouldn't have started if they 2020 US presidential election weren't rigged. It was a rigged election. Everybody now knows that. They found out. People will soon be prosecuted for what they did. That's probably breaking news."
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This shit is beyond parody.
Imagine walking up to people with a fascist “you ain’t from around here, are you boy?” swagger and complaining about someone’s accent when you… ain’t from around here and have an accent.
Imagine walking up to people with a fascist “you ain’t from around here, are you boy?” swagger and complaining about someone’s accent when you… ain’t from around here and have an accent.
Ramon Menera, a Columbia Heights resident and U.S. citizen, said he was detained by Border Patrol agents Jan. 14 after an agent told him his accent led officers to question where he was born.
The agent asking for Menera’s identification appeared to have an accent himself.
The agent asking for Menera’s identification appeared to have an accent himself.
January 21, 2026 at 2:12 PM
This shit is beyond parody.
Imagine walking up to people with a fascist “you ain’t from around here, are you boy?” swagger and complaining about someone’s accent when you… ain’t from around here and have an accent.
Imagine walking up to people with a fascist “you ain’t from around here, are you boy?” swagger and complaining about someone’s accent when you… ain’t from around here and have an accent.
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January 14, 2026 at 7:15 PM
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But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
January 3, 2026 at 3:32 PM
But what if Maduro’s involvement in the drug trade was an “official act”?
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GOP Rep. Thomas Massie and Democratic Rep. Ro Khanna plan to draft articles of impeachment against AG Pam Bondi over the DOJ’s failure to release all Epstein files as required by law.
December 20, 2025 at 3:31 PM
GOP Rep. Thomas Massie and Democratic Rep. Ro Khanna plan to draft articles of impeachment against AG Pam Bondi over the DOJ’s failure to release all Epstein files as required by law.
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NY Times: “This a presidency that celebrates nastiness and spite, not empathy or grace, a reflection, perhaps, of a coarser era in American life.”
December 19, 2025 at 11:30 AM
NY Times: “This a presidency that celebrates nastiness and spite, not empathy or grace, a reflection, perhaps, of a coarser era in American life.”
Oh good, we CAN investigate illegal orders!
Excellent news.
Excellent news.
BREAKING: The Pentagon says it's investigating Sen. Mark Kelly for possible military law violations after he joined a video urging U.S. troops to refuse "illegal orders."
Pentagon says it's investigating Sen. Mark Kelly for video urging troops to defy 'illegal orders'
The Pentagon says that it is investigating Democratic Senator Mark Kelly of Arizona for possible breaches of military law after Kelly joined a handful of other lawmakers in a video that called for U.S. troops to refuse unlawful orders.
bit.ly
November 24, 2025 at 5:29 PM
Oh good, we CAN investigate illegal orders!
Excellent news.
Excellent news.
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strew’d with sweets,
Which they distill now in the curbed time,
To make the coming hour o’erflow with joy,
And pleasure drown the brim.
Which they distill now in the curbed time,
To make the coming hour o’erflow with joy,
And pleasure drown the brim.
November 21, 2025 at 5:03 PM
strew’d with sweets,
Which they distill now in the curbed time,
To make the coming hour o’erflow with joy,
And pleasure drown the brim.
Which they distill now in the curbed time,
To make the coming hour o’erflow with joy,
And pleasure drown the brim.
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give grok the peace prize. put it on the cover of Time with the GREATEST TRIUMPH headline. it’s earned it all.
November 20, 2025 at 9:56 PM
give grok the peace prize. put it on the cover of Time with the GREATEST TRIUMPH headline. it’s earned it all.
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The Trump administration has revised a website to contradict the scientific consensus that vaccines do not cause autism.
CDC website is changed to raise suspicions of a vaccines-autism link
The Trump administration has revised a website to contradict the scientific consensus that vaccines do not cause autism.
bit.ly
November 20, 2025 at 10:00 PM
The Trump administration has revised a website to contradict the scientific consensus that vaccines do not cause autism.
November 14, 2025 at 6:43 AM
When my local weather people are posting pics in Kentucky it’s weird.
I know we talk about “this never used to happen”, but I really do not recall the news ever telling us to check out the solar winds carrying a CME that could wipe our civilization back to Stone Age in seconds.
I know we talk about “this never used to happen”, but I really do not recall the news ever telling us to check out the solar winds carrying a CME that could wipe our civilization back to Stone Age in seconds.
So many stunning pictures of the #auroraborealis tonight, seen as far south as Iowa and even Colorado. Here's a little thread with some of the most spectacular from Bluesky...
bsky.app/profile/ziib...
bsky.app/profile/ziib...
it is insane that this is real
November 12, 2025 at 10:31 AM
When my local weather people are posting pics in Kentucky it’s weird.
I know we talk about “this never used to happen”, but I really do not recall the news ever telling us to check out the solar winds carrying a CME that could wipe our civilization back to Stone Age in seconds.
I know we talk about “this never used to happen”, but I really do not recall the news ever telling us to check out the solar winds carrying a CME that could wipe our civilization back to Stone Age in seconds.
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An event to unveil Russia's first "anthropomorphic robot with artificial intelligence" had to be cancelled after the robot fell and crashed on stage.
November 11, 2025 at 7:27 PM
An event to unveil Russia's first "anthropomorphic robot with artificial intelligence" had to be cancelled after the robot fell and crashed on stage.
My only concern has been The Epstein Files.
Republicans will gladly be overturning Trump’s changes to get rid of his stink on them.
Republicans will gladly be overturning Trump’s changes to get rid of his stink on them.
Suckers believe Republicans will negotiate after the government is reopened, even though they didn’t negotiate before it closed. Senate Democrats gave up the only leverage they had.
November 12, 2025 at 10:25 AM
My only concern has been The Epstein Files.
Republicans will gladly be overturning Trump’s changes to get rid of his stink on them.
Republicans will gladly be overturning Trump’s changes to get rid of his stink on them.
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The guy who literally survived a stroke because of accessible healthcare now parrots GOP talking points that healthcare is extreme. Fuck off, Fetterman.
November 12, 2025 at 5:45 AM
The guy who literally survived a stroke because of accessible healthcare now parrots GOP talking points that healthcare is extreme. Fuck off, Fetterman.
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“How did you receive the foreigner? And did you receive him and welcome him or not?”
Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.
Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.
November 5, 2025 at 5:05 PM
“How did you receive the foreigner? And did you receive him and welcome him or not?”
Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.
Pope Leo XIV challenges us to reflect on the moral cost of policies that target deeply-root immigrants and families.
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For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work
November 3, 2025 at 3:45 PM
For years people made fun of big tech for inventing things that already exist and they responded with their magnum opus: inventing fascism. Incredible work
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*sigh*
Yet another part of the White House we’ll have to have undone. At this rate, the next President will have to live somewhere else for a few months while they renovate and restore.
Yet another part of the White House we’ll have to have undone. At this rate, the next President will have to live somewhere else for a few months while they renovate and restore.
October 31, 2025 at 6:47 PM
*sigh*
Yet another part of the White House we’ll have to have undone. At this rate, the next President will have to live somewhere else for a few months while they renovate and restore.
Yet another part of the White House we’ll have to have undone. At this rate, the next President will have to live somewhere else for a few months while they renovate and restore.
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They’re all going to get that mold disease. 💯
those White House demolition photos look real rough
October 21, 2025 at 4:40 PM
They’re all going to get that mold disease. 💯
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Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
October 20, 2025 at 8:35 AM
Edinburgh castle failing to render, likely thanks to the AWS outage
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The Pentagon’s gone dark and Johnson’s calling it “transparency”
KARL: “The guy’s only had two briefings since he became Secretary of Defense… they’ve basically forced the Pentagon press out of the building…”
SPEAKER JOHNSON: “I can’t remember… a Secretary of Defense who has been so transparent.”
KARL: “The guy’s only had two briefings since he became Secretary of Defense… they’ve basically forced the Pentagon press out of the building…”
SPEAKER JOHNSON: “I can’t remember… a Secretary of Defense who has been so transparent.”
October 20, 2025 at 2:49 PM
The Pentagon’s gone dark and Johnson’s calling it “transparency”
KARL: “The guy’s only had two briefings since he became Secretary of Defense… they’ve basically forced the Pentagon press out of the building…”
SPEAKER JOHNSON: “I can’t remember… a Secretary of Defense who has been so transparent.”
KARL: “The guy’s only had two briefings since he became Secretary of Defense… they’ve basically forced the Pentagon press out of the building…”
SPEAKER JOHNSON: “I can’t remember… a Secretary of Defense who has been so transparent.”
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“Don't worry about China, it will all be fine! Highly respected President Xi just had a bad moment.”
October 12, 2025 at 6:54 PM
“Don't worry about China, it will all be fine! Highly respected President Xi just had a bad moment.”